zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

her best role to date was in The Good Girl. I forgot she was even in Almost Famous. She needs to make a horror film or something.

Wouldn't Hot Tub Time Machine qualify as a horror show?

^That's Lizzy Caplan

Thank god!

also, she has a doppleganger who once kissed a girl + liked it.

― Mordy, Monday, July 5, 2010 4:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

ugh so not the same

Slideshow: Katy Perry & Zooey Deschanel - Twins?

ugh

I kno, it's a heartbreaker to find out teh indie chick u love looks exactly like the popular girl u hate

actually, she doesn't, even tho there is a strong resemblance. perry's face is all sorts of fucked with regard to proportion, it's like her eyes are 2 close together or her features are scrunched or something. not cute, and her style is even stupider

i dunno if zooey gets to be indie in a meaningful way after starring in 'the happening'

she is prettier than katy perry tho

some serious narcissism of small differences to say that Perry is substantively different in either looks or style from zooey

bigger boobs

Russell Brand v. the guy from that indie band

some serious narcissism of small differences to say that Perry is substantively different in either looks or style from zooey

― Mordy, Monday, July 5, 2010 7:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

not really. zooey's fey and trendy shtick strikes me as quite different from perry's over-effort in the vein of bold fashion, and the proportion of perry's features is much more out of whack than zooey's.

and i don't even like zooey deschanel, just sayin!

the true doppelganger:

http://thepittfamily.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/alexis-bledel-gg02.jpg

how had I not noticed that our Zooey looks scarily similar to Sean Young in Blade Runner, when Sean Young in Blade Runner was my #1 girl when I was about 15 and Zooey is there or thereabouts now?

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1982_Blade_Runner/982BLR_Sean_Young_013.jpg

I prefer Selma Blair's face over Zooey's
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6703/selmablairselmablair201.jpg
I think it comes down to fox eyes vs. doe eyes

Selma Blair is incredible looking. Zooey is alright.

i watched tinman this week and zooey look like a muppet the whole time

Selma Blair looks like a young Kris Kardashian in that pic, ha.

she looks like an old selma blair in most everything else tbh

ey take it to the Selma Blair thread you lot. Oh that's right, there isn't one becuz she's no Zooey.

That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.
― milo z (mlp), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:03 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SRSLY, she looks like Margot Kidder or something there.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:04 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

I must admit, the crush was so on after first seeing her as the counter girl in the Good Girl. Great role.

selma ftw

wkiw

I wouldn't drop acid w/ her tho b/c her eyes would probably go all 'Precious Moments' & that would be hard to deal with.

selma ftw

OTMFM

Had forgotten about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kenF3_77774

Every time I see a picture of Ben Gibbard I am like, "how how how why why why" all over again.

Ben Gabbneb

never saw that video. so young!

Forgot how gross the Offpsring got after a while.

Sitcom in the fall on FOX:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMULuNE8Kyw

(Looks terrible, but whatever.)

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

It took me so far into that promo to realize that they're really selling a sitcom about a girl who is so awkward and ridiculous that she repulses men and is coached by a group of male friends. It's worked with the gender roles the other way around for years, but I have no idea why they think this is a good idea.

a premise too terrible for a horrible romantic comedy flick, so they made a whole show out of it?

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Dunno what you expect really. As cute as she is, she's a terrible actress

FWIW, I just saw that the creative folks behind the Zooey show are also responsible for the film No Strings Attached. So, uh, yeah...

Squirrel Police is such a choad.

This looks dire.

damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!

2011 Your Highness
Belladonna

2011 My Idiot Brother
Natalie

2010 Havin' a Summah (video short)

2010 Drunk History (TV series short)
Mary Todd Lincoln
– Drunk History Vol. 5: Featuring Will Ferrell (2010) … Mary Todd Lincoln

2010 Funny or Die Presents... (TV series)
Mary Todd Lincoln
– Episode #1.1 (2010) … Mary Todd Lincoln

2009 Bones (TV series)
Margaret Whitesell
– The Goop on the Girl (2009) … Margaret Whitesell

2009 500 Days of Summer
Summer

2008 Yes Man
Allison

2008 Gigantic
Happy Lolly

2008 The Happening
Alma Moore

The Simpsons (TV series)
Mary
– Apocalypse Cow (2008) … Mary (voice)

2007 Tin Man (TV mini-series)
DG
– Tin Man (2007) … DG
– Search for the Emerald (2007) … DG
– Into the Storm (2007) … DG

2007 The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Dorothy Evans

2006-2007 Weeds (TV series)
Kat
– Doing the Backstroke (2007) … Kat
– Pittsburgh (2006) … Kat
– Yeah, Like Tomatoes (2006) … Kat
– Mile Deep and a Foot Wide (2006) … Kat

2007 Surf's Up
Lani Aliikai (voice)

2007 Surf's Up (Video Game)
Lani Aliikai (voice)

2007 Raving (short)
Katie

2007 Flakes
Miss Pussy Katz

2007 Bridge to Terabithia
Ms. Edmunds

2007 The Go-Getter
Kate

2007 The Good Life
Frances

2006 Live Free or Die
Cheryl

2006 Failure to Launch
Kit

2005 Once Upon a Mattress (TV movie)
Lady Larken

2005 Winter Passing
Reese Holden

she needs a hard penis, not that death cab for cutie mother fucker either.

This show looks awful, but 22 minutes of Zooey on TV for free each week might be worth it.

i wonder if she's shaved.

x-post

:I

im awful today.

omg AWFUL

but not as awful as this show