I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

Uh oh. Cue identity crisis.

OMG BAJA BLAST IS SO GROSS THAT ITS AMAZINGLY GOOD I LOVE IT IT LOOKS LIKE SCOPE I DRINK IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

I always get it when I'm dining in at Taco Bell. Which is pretty fucking often.

fuk those bottles

back when they put sugar in soft drinks, Mountain Dew had the most - ELEVEN TEASPOONS!!! in a 12-ounce can.

I am old. these new flavors confuse me.

MAN alive I miss Pitch Black. Grape soda + Mtn Dew corn syrup caffeine rollercoaster + some kid's conception of an "evil potion" = SO GREAT.

I need to get back to my game here

ELEVEN TEASPOONS!!!

That's a little less than I would've thought. Eleven tablespoons, sure.

Also this new orange one:

http://www.mountaindew.com/about_dew/product_info/gf.php

Which is smoother than the other orange, which always tore the insides of my mouth out.

Bah no that one I just tries, it tastes like a tangerine peel that was left rotting in some regular dew. They do know their target audience, tho; new flavor is called GAMER FUEL:

http://www.thebbps.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/halo3-mountaindew.jpg

"This is the first time we've created a beverage for an entertainment property, in fact, we believe this the first time a soft drink has been created specifically for a video game," said Frank Cooper, VP of marketing for Mountain Dew. "Microsoft's Halo 3 is more than just a video game, it's become a cultural phenomenon that deserves its own special Mountain Dew extension."

next up on "cultural phenomenons that deserve their own special mountain dew extensions"

*cocaine usage
*choose your own adventure books
*garfield
*koosh balls
*werner herzog
*blogs

You can only drink the Herzog dew during golden hour.

GAME FUEL tastes like cherry Smarties

I WENT TO TACO BELL BECAUSE OF THIS THREAD. I SPENT $2. 'BAJA BLAST' SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED 'BURRITO ABURRIDO.' THANKS A LOT ASSHOLES.

Nerd Fuel

the title of this thread alone just makes me happy
i do not even care either way re: mtn dew
by which i mean, con't

yes, i have had this Werner Herzog Mountain Dew you speak of.
it tastes like a a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness.

American "soda" was not nearly as good as I was expecting to be.

For a start, root beer sux ass.

xpost to lucas

can we now imagine the color and taste of Mountain Dew Blog Fuel

For a start, root beer sux ass.

LIES

can we now imagine the color and taste of Mountain Dew Blog Fuel

they take the leftover flavoring from everything else and dump it in, so the flavor is always in flux. send PepsiCo a sample of something that doesn't taste awful, and YOU could have found the next official Mountain Dew variety

AllDressedMountainDew.blogspot.com DEW

That would be hard to fit on a can, tho

http://www.savesurge.org/surge/jacob_petition_ME.jpg

there was no I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN GOATS parody thread -- i checked.

for shame, ilx, for shame.

i like mountain dew

the real shit

http://www.jadecat.com/graphics/cruise99/roll2/2-11.jpg

haha, I never saw this thread, I used to be almost as obsessed with Mountain Dew variations at Tombot. I think I've had all those flavors except Pitch Black II. I'm actually a little jealous.

ah i love this thread

was thinking about it last sunday b/c i had a hangover and so wanted dr pepper (which i know is not mtn dew) and accidentally grabbed a diet dr pepper CHOCOLATE-CHERRY flavour.
first of all, how is this even a flavour of dr pepper that exists in the world. and second of all, could it be more awful. but hangovers do weird things to a person and i ended up drinking the whole thing, mostly of out confused curiosity. it kind of got better near the end.

SURGE! This girl in my town won a Surge car, it was weird. Like this ten year old beat up fucking BOAT, but painted lime green with a big ass Surge logo. AWESOME.

What was that Mountain Dew flavor specific to some Xbox FPS or whatever? Was it called Game Fuel or something?

http://toolsblog.umwblogs.org/files/2007/09/picture-1.png
Yeah! It was Halo 3!

Oh...! Sorry guys. FAS

Oh my GOD, I had to see that ad for the Surge car all the time on "Channel One" news + Clearasil ads program in 6th grade! "Win a full SURGE CAB tricked out and fully loaded with SURGE!" This is still a thing I say to myself sometimes.

Does anyone remember the radio ad Busta Rhymes did for Code Red Mtn Dew? "Crack the code/crack the ode/do the Dew Dew/crack the code."

I thought conventional wisdom was that Vault = Surge w/a minor color change?

Break the Vault/Break the Vault/Crack into the Vault/Break the Vault.\

I want one of the black purple mt dews right now

Oh my GOD, I had to see that ad for the Surge car all the time on "Channel One" news + Clearasil ads program in 6th grade! "Win a full SURGE CAB tricked out and fully loaded with SURGE!" This is still a thing I say to myself sometimes.

omg me too

I thought conventional wisdom was that Vault = Surge w/a minor color change?

Q: Why is SaveSURGE.org supporting Vault? It's not SURGE and we shouldn't accept any non-SURGE substitute. Is this because they sent you free Vault and merchandise???
A: When we first heard about Vault and the rumors that it was the "next SURGE", we were very skeptical. Once it began test-marketing in May 2005, we started receiving reports from fans claiming that Vault was the real deal. That it was so similar to SURGE that you couldn't help but love and accept it. Still, we were skeptical — until we tried it! The fact is, Vault is indeed incredibly close to SURGE. And, after over three years of wrestling with Coca-Cola, we felt this was something to celebrate! While we didn't get the SURGE name, we did get a beverage that we don't mind calling the next incarnation of SURGE. In fact, our community was given credit for the existance of Vault!

existance

after over three years of wrestling with Coca-Cola

I have had many of the Dr. Peppers, but not all.

lol I forgot to update this when I drank the GAME FUEL

EXTREEEEEEEEME
http://www.utopia.com.au/sections/toys/images/6.zakk_wylde.jpg

P.S. In my image search for Zakk Wylde a can of Dr. Pepper showed up. YEAH RIGHT

i have had all the mountain jews

http://www.marion.ohio-state.edu/fac/schul/drp/heeehaw.jpg
YESSSSSS mmmmm where can i find a hy-vee around here

-- geoff (gcannon), Sunday, September 18, 2005 12:54 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

That's where I work!

http://a442.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_757599bb3899d28955c3015b9386fdc9.jpg

I was asked to display my favorite item in the store, shamefully I did not pick a Mountain Dew.

http://a612.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_35336b64331fe2c5693062f8d81fc073.jpg

can that second one be everyone's default mental image for kudos.jpeg from now on

I have never had any of these Mountain Dews - not even the original!