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I do agree about Stewart's duplicity ... it's obvious that he wants to exude influence like a "real" news/opinions show would, to talk seriously about politics with politicians, and to go on shows like Crossfire to offer concerted critiques about the media. However, he also wants to be able to say "we're on Comedy Central, it's the fake news" whenever it's convenient (i.e. almost every time his opinions are challenged during a legitimate discussion, on his show or otherwise).

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

artificial insemination works!

also maybe some research as to why we have a 14th amendment would be helpful.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

Marriage isn't just useful for one thing, as important as that one thing (child-rearing) might be. The stuff about "in sickness and in health" and "til death do us part" gives us more than a few hints: long-term marriages serve as mutual support systems for two people as they grow older and frailer. In fact, since they don't have children (actually, an unwarrented assumption, but hey, it's not my assumption) who'll later grow up and take care of them, looks like they'd need that support more than heterosexuals would, right?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

time to pull out the ol' standby (from 2003):

What's in a Word? Plenty, if it's "Marriage"

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

Would actually reading Cunga's posts as opposed to skimming them reveal them to be more intelligent than they first appear? Because right now I'm getting the impressions s/he's operating at the mouth-breathing sitting-in-a-pile-of-hir-own-feces level.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

not as far as i can tell, dan.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

So what rights do I lose when I get married? My curiousity lies far outside any desire to prove Cunga wrong: are there really such rights other than...well, the right to fornicate, I guess?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

well, dan, let's see;

would you read a post with this line in it:

You cannot call gay marriage a "right" of any sort because a) Equality in individual rights are already guaranteed in the 14th Amendment and by nature can't be pursued by groups for privileges b) Marriage is merely a reduction of rights that people normally have when they aren't married.

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

(I'm sorry if I'm coming across snotty here...I'm really genuinely bewildered by this!)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

This is where I feel like a jerk for calling down troublesome arguments by opening the door, again. Seriously guys, my argument was pretty off the cuff and weak, but Cunga's trying to poke holes in all the spots where I didn't think there were any worth exploiting. The "evolved" laws of marriage? Please. Claiming that there's a universal "this is how it works" situation is kind of ridiculous.

"Just because something doesn't apply 100% of the time doesn't mean it is tossed out or on equal grounds with something that works 0% of the time."

I think this applies to the "traditional" marriage, too. I mean, there have been a lot of changes in the westernized marriage system since it's largely decoupled from property acquisition and dowry, etc, but it's really just a way of doing things that fits in with other systems. There are people out there claiming arranged marriages still work great, if that's for them, go ahead. Heterosexual couples without kids. Stay at home dads. Remarriage with shared custody of kids. We've had to adapt the system a hell of a lot already, claiming that it's magically been intact throughout time and isn't going to roll with a few new punches isn't a very good argument.

All I know is that when a friend from work mentions his "ex-husband-in-law" (jokingly referring to his wife's ex-husband) is coming over to help work on his deck and everyone gets along reasonably well, then people are able to deal with reality fairly well.

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

and, since we're already getting horribly off-tangent talking about this, remember that to many people in this country, marriage legitimzes sex.

altho, things are complicated when a 22-year-old guy gets arrested for pedophilia for sleeping with his 14-year-old wife

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Nebraska allows people as young as 17 to marry if they have parental consent.

Kansas law, however, sets no minimum marriage age, although case law sets the minimum age at 14 for boys and 12 for girls. The marriage must be approved by both parents or guardian, or by a district court judge, said Whitney Watson, spokesman for Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline. A judge also must approve if only one parent approves.

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Also, since I missed it, I assume Stewart didn't make any jokes relating to the whole google-bomb of the word "Santorum." Come on people, this is necessary!

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

if people like santorum are only against gay marriage because of the parenting issue, and they have to pass laws to uphold their great big ideal of "male husband + female wife --> happy family" (where children ALWAYS enter into the equation, because to them there "have" to be children for a real live family to exist, yeah?) could they eventually find a way to incriminate the act of NOT having children? if a couple is biologically able to have children (by any means necessary), but they just don't want 'em, is that a critical blow to the moral-values empire?

noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

could they eventually find a way to incriminate the act of NOT having children?

thing is, some of the REAL scary fucks are all about this kinda thing. Slacktivist posts excerpts of an interview some months back ago where an ultraconservative guy talked about how bad "deliberate childlessness" was

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

i know that's a really alarmist annoying question but i'm just trying to make a worst-case "by-extension" out of their logic.

noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

in that case, maybe preaching abstinence is a bad thing!

noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

holy shit, it really IS a major thing for these folks.

Deliberate Childlessness: Moral Rebellion With a New Face

Christians must recognize that this rebellion against parenthood represents nothing less than an absolute revolt against God's design. The Scripture points to barrenness as a great curse and children as a divine gift. The Psalmist declared: "Behold, children are a gift of the Lord, the fruit of the womb is a reward. Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children of one's youth. How blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them; they will not be ashamed when they speak with their enemies in the gate." [Psalm 127: 3-5]...

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

fuck me, it goes on:

...The church must help this society regain its sanity on the gift of children. Willful barrenness and chosen childlessness must be named as moral rebellion. To demand that marriage means sex--but not children--is to defraud the creator of His joy and pleasure in seeing the saints raising His children. That is just the way it is. No kidding.

note that this comes from GenderNews.com, home of the Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood (CBMW)

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

could they eventually find a way to incriminate the act of NOT having children?

i'm envisioning something like rosemary's baby where they kidnap suitable mothers and inject them with devil sperm!

noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

okay, found the bit on Slacktivist about this, and about how it ties with much of the anti-gay marriage movements.

...In the name of "protecting marriage," [Southern Utah University professor Bryce Christensen] would create the mirror-image of China's one-child policy. Yet he tosses off such ideas nonchalantly, realizing that no one will pay attention to the fascist details of his agenda as long as he glosses them over with the rhetorical sheen of "marriage protection."

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

(xp) my favorite passage there:

Couples are not given the option of chosen childlessness in the biblical revelation. To the contrary, we are commanded to receive children with joy as God's gifts

commanded! receive children with joy OR ELSE!

noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Morrissey has openly advocated Stewart's presidency. If that doesn't make him a viable political candidate to be on the lookout for then I don't think they even exist.

!!!

nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)


Although all these "forced children" proponents are obviously crackpots. The fact that they can scrape together enough money to register a domain name doesn't mean they've got GWB's ear.

nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

the people who live next door to me, who are real fundie nuts (nice people though!) have like nine kids and almost all of them have kids of their own! i think they take the whole "be fuitful and multiply" thing to heart.

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

Although all these "forced children" proponents are obviously crackpots. The fact that they can scrape together enough money to register a domain name doesn't mean they've got GWB's ear.

yeah, and loony religious foot have NEVER found any footholds in american politics.

of course these people are fucked in the head, but they should never be discounted, only tracked & analyzed.

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

something that works 0% of the time.

I know a lesbian couple in Minneapolis raising two adopted kids and doing just fine.

Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

Morrissey has openly advocated Stewart's presidency. If that doesn't make him a viable political candidate to be on the lookout for then I don't think they even exist.

Okay, so Cunga's actually kidding. Whew!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

I do agree about Stewart's duplicity ... it's obvious that he wants to exude influence like a "real" news/opinions show would, to talk seriously about politics with politicians, and to go on shows like Crossfire to offer concerted critiques about the media. However, he also wants to be able to say "we're on Comedy Central, it's the fake news" whenever it's convenient (i.e. almost every time his opinions are challenged during a legitimate discussion, on his show or otherwise).

Not picking on Barry, but he summarized it well & it was the easiest post to quote...

I see why you would say that, as that's how it appears. But still, it's political humor. He's in the business of interviewing politicians for thought-provoking entertainment. He's not accountable to anyone as a journalist. That's why he has the job he does - because he's allowed to hold a double standard. His job is to sell TV time. He occasionally gets on his high horse, but that's what people want to see. But he doesn't have any obligation to be responsible about it. He interviews politicians because it interests him.

So maybe crossfire doesn't have any obligation to be responsible either, I don't know.

Anyway, I think airwave-broadcast stations should be required to show 2 hours of news per day with no commercials (thus eliminating the need to "sell" their news programs with stories about kittens) and 24 hour news channels should be required to either A) show some segments of commercial-free news or B) change their names to 24 hour gossip channels.

Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

Dave is O.T.M.

Seriously, if you are yelling at Jon Stewart for not haivng any journalistic integrity, you are a gigantic mouth-breathing feeb.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

I know that it's Stewart's job to be funny. He doesn't "break" news stories, his job is to recycle them from other sources and put a humourous spin on them. Regardless, his opinion -- his spin on the stories he covers -- does carry a fair amount of clout amongst his loyal audience. The same is true of Bill O'Reilly and his audience. It's also clear that Stewart relishes this role and the influence that his show wields. Same with O'Reilly.

His top priority might be comedy, but if he wants to talk serious politics and have his opinion matter (which is does, has anybody disputed that on this thread) then he can't hide behind a "we're only the fake news!" meme every time he feels like it.

On ILM, the equivalent would be someone who wasn't a music writer discussing a topic with people who were, and every time their opinions are challenged, they write "but I'm not a music writer!" to deflect the rebuttals.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

(BTW, I'm not suggesting that Stewart = the liberal O'Reilly, the point is the same no matter which political commentator you pick)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

Haha the ILM equivalent of Jon Stewart = ME

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

I think it's more a case of "This is what I think, but what the fuck do I know?" or "Kenny G Sucks, but I can't play clarinet to save my life."

In a recent interview with John Stewart on Fresh Air, he said that he has the perfect job because he can call other people on their bullshit, bus has no accountability himself. (er, sumpin like at.) Armchair newsman, ILX regular - me, right now. I'm just saying shit. It's not my job to say it well.

Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Discussing the history of marriage w/ Santorum without going for laughs suggests delusions of journalism. It's like "Family Ties" winning a Peabody for a teen suicide episode, when no one watched it for that (because it wasn't any good, just trying to be IMPORTANT).

Stewart's intro joke last night -- "My Santorum interview sucked" -- suggests we're not the only ppl saying this...

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Haha the ILM equivalent of Jon Stewart = ME

I'm like Jon Stewart too, oh no!

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

I think the real point is that Jon Stewart is not a credible political commentator, has never claimed or pretended to be a credible political commentator, and one of the funniest things about The Daily Show is that political commentary in this country has degenrated to the point where apparently no one can figure this out.

The Daily Show is just as surface and facile in its handling of headlines as Jon is in his handling of interviewees, it's just that the headlines are funnier. I personally thought the Santorum interview was hysterical because Jon kept cracking jokes and going off on tangents and Santorum had absolutely no idea of how to cope or interface with what was going on.

(xpost: Not blatantly making fun of a senator != delusions of journalism. Of course, Jon couldn't really get traction on anything because Santorum responded to everything put to him like he was a a Small World automaton caught screwing one of the Dumbo ride elephants, which generated its own humor in my household.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

I don't know, the interview I saw consisted of Stewart trying to make concerted criticisms of Santorum's views, tripping over his own rhetoric with phrases like "legislating ideals", and cracking jokes once he got flustered. You're looking at it like it was a carefully pre-planned trainwreck on Stewart's part, with Santorum trying desperately (and awkwardly) to play along.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

Which is exactly my point -- if he wants to handle Santorum with kid gloves and crack a few jokes, fine. But as soon as he tries pwning Santorum by attacking his views and getting in a debate with him over gay rights, then he's playing the part of a "real" journalist, even if he isn't one. If he wants to debate, good for him, but starting the debate and then running away once the fur starts to fly is a bit disingenuous.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

The entire interview started out with the "WE HAVE FOUND COMMON GROUND!" joke so it's not like it was completely po-faced until things started falling apart. There was also that little bit where Jon got offended and mentioned that he was raised by a single parent which probably wasn't meant to be funny but made me laugh.

I still think holding a comedian to the standards of a journalist is silly. I don't even take Al Franken seriously and he's actually attempting an earnest take on the pundit game.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

(Bsically, getting mad at Jon Stewart for this as opposed to, say, Katie Couric kind of plays directly into the opposition's hands, don't you think?)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

No, it's in holding a comedian to the standards of a comedian that Stewart falls flat on these bookings.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

huh? the usual standards of a comedian is 1) is he funny? 2) is he compelling?[which is usally just an extension of question (1)]

jon passes on these counts, at least.

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Maybe lets all just agree that Stewart runs the risk of becoming Al Franken, whose has become shockingly unfunny.

Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Honestly, I think these days no mediating factor (or presenter or what have you) is necessary for the humor in politics.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

He doesn't pass while he's telling Santorum (orother pols the show's bits have ripped apart) "I think you're a good dude," which is what we're talking about.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

yes, and now he's never allowed to have a bum line, for that will thwart his funny status.

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Franken's turn from funny-fun to pol-pundit happen suddenly and quickly, tho (after that first book about Limbaugh and idiots)? Seems like Stewart's policing himself pretty well. Almost too well, actually - I kinda wish he did more soapboxing and less sub-Letterman double-take schticking. (I might've said this before, and I'll probably say it another 1924 times.)

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Having a STRATEGY of interviewing pols with non-funny questions is not "having a bum line."

Before the "Limbaugh/Idiot" book, Franken had been unfunny for eons.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

I liked Franken's 1999 _Why Not Me_ book, uneven and in-jokey tho it was.

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)


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