Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

what made it entertaining was hamfisted direction and a ludicrous plot.

it was pretty stupid overall and could have been so much hammier and more ludicrous in a better way.

definitely - it was surprisingly free of actors/dialogue, so many slow "meaniingful" wordless dream sequences and jump cuts and dood BLUE FLOWERS DO U SEE etc

hahahaha yes the last part esp.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2245/2214353501_91cbf1f596.jpg%3Fv%3D0

O waht could have been ;_;

Ah ha

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2245/2214353501_91cbf1f596.jpg

Well, we didn't see 'Mean Girls', but "LifeSize", her second movie proper, was on on Sunday Morning. She'd be around thirteen there, and as I say, she does bear an uncanny resemblance to our Amber. The movie wasn't half bad, Tyra Banks plays a barbie doll brought back to life, the rest you can guess.

OK, I know what's going to happen now. Someone will post on the "1 in ten women " thread for the ThrConn funnies.

fix flickr

well this answers the are they real question once and for all nsfw

http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/lindsay-as-marilyn/index8.html

back in 15

\(O_O)/

if nymag wants to be the new playboy it's going to have to hire some better writers

i finally saw I Know Who Killed Me and you would kind of think she had never acted before based upon her acting in that movie.

yea back in 15

if nymag wants to be the new playboy it's going to have to go below the waist.

15? Amateurs.

if nymag wants to be the new playboy it's going to have to ditch the shitty PS work

The black and white ones w/ flowers in color are AWFUL.

back in 30 seconds

back in time to find nudes of when she used to be hot

she a ho

fo sho

damn page won't load...

have patience

yeah that b/w face closeup is verging on butterface

the one where she is covered up with the blue-ish cloth = DAMN GIRL

this is kinda stupid. if they really wanted to do this right, they would do lindsay-as-lindsay in the spirit of the original (the more nude, the less wig, they get closer), not a costume party. but then what else is new in the '00s?

CHEESECLOTH AMIRITE

OR JUST CHEESE

Cheesebras?

those tits are amazing

awz jugs lindz <3 chak

"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine"

http://img.breitbart.com/images/2008/2/18/D8UT02Q01/D8UT02Q01_preview.jpg

Better than the current Vanity Fair movie issue, where a bunch of stars recreate star turns from the 1950s-1960s. She's pretty.

too much sun, redhead. yer skin is seriously aged. nice boobies tho.

"sun"

lines of shine

the one where she is covered up with the blue-ish cloth = DAMN GIRL

-- roxymuzak, Monday, February 18, 2008 2:25 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/lindsay-as-marilyn/index6.html - Leatherface Lohan

there's almost like a mask effect in some of the photos where her skin seems to be a few tones darker above her mouth than below it. so gross.

Is #6 supposed to be a recreation of the morgue photo?

clearly that's the aim of emulating MM photos from shortly before her death. maybe she's pissed about Britney lapping her in all the death pools.

there's almost like a mask effect in some of the photos where her skin seems to be a few tones darker above her mouth than below it. so gross.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, February 18, 2008 6:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

yes! she's been looking like this in paparazzi photos, too! i figured it was bad makeup but i guess she fucked up her face somehow?

electrolysis, maybe?

she looks like a well-preserved 40

best thing Richard Roeper ever wrote, now applicable to LiLo:
With her fake eyelashes, her aggressive lipstick, her big hair, and her curvy figure, Hilary Duff from certain angles looks as if she's 30. And divorced. And wondering if you're going to buy her a drink.

there's almost like a mask effect in some of the photos where her skin seems to be a few tones darker above her mouth than below it. so gross.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, February 18, 2008 6:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

yes! she's been looking like this in paparazzi photos, too! i figured it was bad makeup but i guess she fucked up her face somehow?

i've noticed this for some time. i don't know exactly, but i always thought it was the way she tanned.

I thought it was just too much blush.

She has excellent tits!