(Those words are sponsored by A Salute to the Legends of the Sheffield Shield)
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
Weird how Peter Siddle didn't get another Test. I think he has something.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:15 (seventeen years ago)
And are you talking about Mark Cosgrove?
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:16 (seventeen years ago)
No, I'm saying bring Darren Lehmann out of retirement (this was the sports policy of a minor Australian political party).
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:29 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah I know, but there's a new baby BOOF out there nowadays, a maverick who can't tidy his room. I think he's exactly what you need.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:30 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah but I don't think Mark Cosgrove will ever come to terms with being a drinking, smoking, gambling fat bastard like Boof did.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)
Also racist, cf. "Black bastards!" when given out against Sri Lanka
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)
Brilliant batsman mind.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)
And heroic Jayasuriya-style flat-left-arm pie-chucker to boot
Later sold out and turned his back on the great state of South Australia to become a spokesman for XXXX.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)
AUSTRALIA VERSUS AUSTRALIA TWENTY20 -- TONIGHT!!
As I have to get up at the crack of dawn to check out a place at Drummoyne, I'll be here watching the madness.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 07:59 (seventeen years ago)
My mistake, it's Australia versus the Johnnie Walker XI.
OMG ROY IS BACK
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:09 (seventeen years ago)
as a long-time supporter of mr walker's product, i am excited
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:34 (seventeen years ago)
lol, what on earth ARE they wearing??
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:35 (seventeen years ago)
That bloody grey and gold again!
OMG THEY HAVE RED CARPET TONIGHT
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:35 (seventeen years ago)
Mr. Cricket is captain tonight which is a much better choice than Ponting or Der Bingle's Significant Other.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:38 (seventeen years ago)
jeez this bloke's off to a flyer
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:39 (seventeen years ago)
That's a future Legend of the Sheffield Shield right there unless he does something stupid like get a regular Test spot.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:41 (seventeen years ago)
SHAUN TAIT IS BACK
EVERYBODY'S BACK!!
I mean, I even saw Bruce Reid at the bar earlier.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:42 (seventeen years ago)
was he snapped in half?
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:44 (seventeen years ago)
tait looking brisk as usual, if totally lacking any control
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:46 (seventeen years ago)
Dodgy decision?
0/50 in the third over!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:49 (seventeen years ago)
Classy over from that man Tait.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:54 (seventeen years ago)
they need to stop this 'music after every ball' nonsense, i mean really.
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
siddle nearly grabbed that!
why he didn't play instead of that pretender johnson in the fourth test, i'll never know.
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:00 (seventeen years ago)
BRAD HODGE, A CURRENT LEGEND OF THE SHEFFIELD SHIELD, TAKES THE CREASE
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:02 (seventeen years ago)
bye gilly ;___;
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:04 (seventeen years ago)
As the KFC XI take on the Johnnie Walker XI, I am reading a piece of EM Swanton from 1977 delightfully entitled 'And the devil take Kerry Packer': http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/cricketer/content/story/316467.html
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:08 (seventeen years ago)
FREE HIT!!!!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:09 (seventeen years ago)
Daniel Marsh! Here's a future Legend of the Sheffield Shield!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:13 (seventeen years ago)
The bloke looks like a Tasmanian that ate Boonie.
he comes out to the sounds of 'in between days'. wouldn't have happened in the old days!
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:13 (seventeen years ago)
Golden Duck!! That's the stuff of Legends (of the Sheffield Shield)!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:17 (seventeen years ago)
slowed the scoring a bit now, they've still made 100 in 9 overs mind
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:24 (seventeen years ago)
I have a libelous anecdote about Mark Nicholas which I unfortunately can't share here.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:28 (seventeen years ago)
o you tease
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:37 (seventeen years ago)
THEY GOT TWO KIDS ON THE OVAL WITH ROY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:44 (seventeen years ago)
<insert favourite pre-1977 English cricket writer> must be spinning in his grave at 8000rpm
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:45 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, COME ON. They let the kid field!
wu-tang roy is for the children
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:46 (seventeen years ago)
NATALIE BASSINGWAITHE PERFORMING HER LATEST HITS DURING THE INTERVAL -- DON'T CHANGE THAT CHANNEL
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 10:07 (seventeen years ago)
Maybe the "official" team could use Miss Bassingwaithe if she gets padded up.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
So they lost to the B team...
SACK PONTING -- BRING IN BRAD HODGE!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
Anyone think the tour will go ahead? I think harmison will pull out and if a few others follow pietersen might bring the entire team home so its a collective decision and no players will carry the can on their own.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)
England's two-Test series in India has been given the go-ahead after players were assured there would be no threat to their safety at a meeting on Sunday.England, who are currently at a training camp in Abu Dhabi, will take a full squad of players.England's one-day series in India was cut short after the 26 November terrorist attacks in Mumbai.Players and staff returned home and were given time alone to decide whether they wanted to return for the Tests.
England, who are currently at a training camp in Abu Dhabi, will take a full squad of players.
England's one-day series in India was cut short after the 26 November terrorist attacks in Mumbai.
Players and staff returned home and were given time alone to decide whether they wanted to return for the Tests.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)
LATEST: Ex-England cricketer Chris Lewis charged with attempted drug smuggling after cocaine seized at Gatwick. More details soon ...
― NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:21 (seventeen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7772950.stm
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 13:07 (seventeen years ago)
Straight into the Wormwood Scrubs first XI I guess.
― NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 13:14 (seventeen years ago)
Wow Indian collapse in progress, 100-odd for 5!
― Neil S, Friday, 12 December 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)