http://i47.tinypic.com/fvxo4l.jpg
the truth about the shart
― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
i would walk behind bearsharktopus and call him names while he failed to turn.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/S4302023.jpg
― hey it's (jel --), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)
good point jel - i'm pretty sure that Bearsharktopus and Bearotaur have yet to inspire their own annual festivals.
― Kim, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
this is my favorite thread for drunk posting fyi― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, July 2, 2010 5:34 AM
this explains alot! ;)
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://i47.tinypic.com/hwg28h.jpg
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:25 (fifteen years ago)
run, daryl hall, run!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 7 July 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)
cutest depiction of bearsharktopus ever. He's plucking John's head off with so much care, supporting the victim's body with the gooey loving tentacle, and is even wearing a reassuring smile! How considerate!
― peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)
clearly a bearsharktopus puppy imo
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
puppy with a ballin ass tag
― peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)
bearotaur pic not showing for me and since the other one is so great, wish it would :(
― Jibe, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
tbh you're not missing much
― peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)
unless you mean my one, obviously- that's the best
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
bull fucking shit you're not xp
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
love oates's giant dead eyebrows and mustache, weepy-eyed anime hair hall w/ 80s-angular shoulders, and SUPER CUDDLY BEARSHARKTOPUS!
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
i guess the bearotaur creator took the pic down :(
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
bearsharktopus wins!!!
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
appropriate reaction to crushing shame of bringing such a thing into the world imo
― Dr. Chuck Klosterman, LLC (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
MAYBE HE JUST RETIRED AFTER REACHING THE TOP?!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
top of jerk mountain maybe
― DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
maybe he got stuck in a pot of honey and had to be rescued by other woodland creatures
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
thats ridiculous, no one would help stupid bearotaur
― DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
not even eeyoreotaur?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
eeyoreotaur wouldn't help its own mother out of a ditch, why on earth would it waste time on bearotaur
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
rootaurd
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
i hate you people
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
not as much as bearotaur hates the blind idiot god that created him
― DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
um - just because his pic is gone does not mean you can pretend he was nothing short of majestic.if a "blind idiot god" were to create anything it would be that monstrosity of a hairshartopus. a creature incapable of moving forward or even swimming due to it's frankenstein-like stitching.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
okay I hate you forever for even hinting at the concept of the "hairshart"
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
hmmmm. not an unlikely outcome when you think about it.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
john, you are insulting Blind Idiot God for suggesting they're responsible for that stupid winnie the bear-horse thing
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
if a "blind idiot god" were to create anything it would be that monstrosity of a hairshartopus. a creature incapable of moving forward or even swimming due to it's frankenstein-like stitching.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall,
Co-sign, OTM & recommend 4 medal.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:08 (fifteen years ago)
i see no stitching on BEARSHARKTOPUS!!!! which we have seen can rip John Oates' head clean off
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)
the song Maneater was actually about Bearsharktopus
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:13 (fifteen years ago)
theme:
hairshart tonight, wrapped around the corpus of death tonighthairshart burning becuz this is the nexus of love tonight (tonite tonite tonite.....)alright!!! tonight!!! tentacles of love and hair within the light tonightoctopus sanction of vengeance coming down alightfire within the gill-flesh armor of shark tonightalright......alright......ALRIGHT!
pot of hunny, btw
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:27 (fifteen years ago)
in the spirit of:
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/blort.jpg?t=1278591051
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)
bearotaur so lame the durans don't even notice him, except for nick rhodes who's all 'whateverrrrrrr'
― postcards from the (ledge), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)
They laugh at his cheaply pierced ear.
― peacocks, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)
man, was SO drunk
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)
is hard to "draw" undr normal circumstances with little touch pad guy, but...
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
I assume being incredibly drunk and hairsharts always go together
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
lolololol
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
i am seeing a trend on this thread.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/jeopardy.bmp
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
who would win in jeopardy?
― peacocks, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
as above imo
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)
depends on if you define winner as "the one who answers the most questions" or as "the one who eats everyone on stage and runs off with the money"
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
if we're talking running then it's def not the hiarsharktopus!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)
need a (drawing) tablet bad
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
but darragh u just made my day :D
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)