Oh shit :0
― kkvgz, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/save-darfur.pnghttp://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/trexcontinent.jpg
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
Hey don't laugh at other countries! Thats so typical of us North Africans.
― Evan, Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
North America, er, Africa, looks kind of like a velociraptor as it is.
― surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
I always thought North America looks like a Harpy Eagle with South America in its talons
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)
it kind of is iirc
― pass le corbusier (s1ocki), Saturday, 3 July 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.connecttristates.com/news/story.aspx?id=491087
Giving people a ride for free is illegal.
― StanM, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
Ass, gas, or grass
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)
haha wait
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
Holy. Fucking. Shit. They should give that guy some kind of civic medal, not lock him up.
― Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
SISSI said: Yesterday at 10:49 PMOOOH I FEEL ALOT SAFER NOW THAT HE IS OFF THE STREETS...WHEN ARE THE QUINCY POLICE OFFICERS GOING TO QUIT ACTING LIKE MALL COPS AND START CATCHING REAL CRIMINALS...THIS MAN IS ONLY TRYING TO KEEP DRUNK DRIVERS OFF THE ROAD..MAYBE IF THE TAXICABS WOULD RUN AT THE TIME THEY ARE NEEDED THIS WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM...I'M JUST SAYING...
SISSI OTMFM
― Specify music my dick hair (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
Putin fires darts at gray whale from crossbow
what the fuck
― dayo, Thursday, 26 August 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
Sergei34 31 minutes ago Report AbuseGreatest leader in History. No gay parades No Outsourcing jobs no Illegals just Slavic Power. Christianity in all schools. An invincible military No1 in Oil Gas and 3 in wheat except this yr just temporary. A 14 percent tax on all incomes not 40 like the West Slava Russia
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 August 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)
When the boat skidded onto the beach, a buoyant Putin hopped off and made a beeline for waiting reporters. Clearly in his element, Putin replied jovially to a question as to whether the endeavor was dangerous.
"Living in general is dangerous," he quipped.
― casual rigmarole, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
putin kind of otm there
― Cunga, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
Oh this is tacky.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/pawprintpost/post/2010/09/dog-dies-in-hot-car-while-owner-tours-holocaust-museum/1
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Saturday, 4 September 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)
No1 in Oil Gas and 3 in wheat except this yr just temporary.
lol
― dy (max) ia (crüt), Saturday, 4 September 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
Pope's astronomer says he would baptise an alien
― (+) (+ +), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
An alien – 'no matter how many tentacles it has' – could have a soul, says pope's astronomer
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 17 September 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
This sounded like one of their op-ed pieces:
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6154/scaledphptn0server842fi.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 17 September 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
If only the owner had heeded the warning of the Scottish indie band.
― jaymc, Friday, 17 September 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
lol, the Waters headline just needs to be read in a slightly different inflection to be hilarious
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 September 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
Again, I'm doing the what now?
― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 17 September 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
the Waters one reminds me of this:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-know-i-used-to-be-kind-of-cool-once,10932/
― Darin, Friday, 17 September 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
I remember reading something about the origins of the Police that vaguely suggested that they were making a very deliberate and cynical attempt to capitalize on the punk trend but using their superior musicianship, or something.
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 September 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
I mean whatever, those records are good.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-11416654
I'm not sure that an Onion article is the right comparison, but... yeah.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 27 September 2010 12:48 (fifteen years ago)
Oh lord, just came to post that.
RIP
― rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 September 2010 13:35 (fifteen years ago)
If only that dead dog had been a German shepherd
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― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 27 September 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
Saw this had been revived and new it had to be the Segway dude.
― master of retardment (ENBB), Monday, 27 September 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)
headlines wishin they were Onion headlines: Swanky new Vegas hotel’s ‘death ray’ proves inconvenient for some guests
― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
RIM Needs More Fart Apps, Not FewerAll Things Digital - 7 hours ago
― adamirl (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/30/us/30drug.html
Shortage of Widely Used Anesthetics Is Delaying Executions
― zvookster, Friday, 1 October 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00684/segway-anti-terror_684090n.jpg
― zvookster, Friday, 1 October 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)
huge LOL
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Friday, 1 October 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)
Not partic Onion-y, but the newspaper somebody was reading a seat up from me on the bus last night had a headline "Wyden voted for stimulus, not ants". I was chucklin at that fr some reason.
― bear, bear, bear, Friday, 1 October 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
As prompted by buzza on the Los Angeles thread just now:
http://www.thisisbrandx.com/2010/10/five-things-la-could-learn-from-london.html
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
I once got a sneaky blow job in London.Posted by: Pussyman | October 19, 2010 at 07:50 PM
Posted by: Pussyman | October 19, 2010 at 07:50 PM
― shart for shart's sake (unregistered), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
Plus, even the American chains are better in Europe. H&M for instance.
― if, Thursday, 21 October 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
It must be true.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 October 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
Now we know what to put on the fourth plinth: a giant marble Pret sandwich. Hell, let's replace Nelson with a big old hoisin duck wrap.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 21 October 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
NBC Develops Winery-Set Supernatural Soap
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)
Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
― Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Thursday, 11 November 2010 12:42 (fifteen years ago)
EU officials envy quality of US diplomatic cables
― peter in montreal, Friday, 3 December 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
Some Egyptian officials blame the Mossad for the deadly shark attacks in Sharm El-Sheik last week:
http://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContent/1/64/1343/Egypt/Politics-/Experts-shoot-down-theory-that-Israel-is-behind-sh.aspx
― StanM, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 09:24 (fifteen years ago)
the new york times
― jeevves, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 10:11 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/07/digital-drugs/
― Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Saturday, 15 January 2011 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcgUEkBIX0&feature=player_embedded#!
You can apparently get your digital fix here.
― I can't wait to understand these arguments! (R Baez), Saturday, 15 January 2011 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
H.R. 2: Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act
― another al3x, Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:20 (fifteen years ago)