Bearsharktopus v. Bearotaur

can you do a cheezy mspaint illustration of the craaazy story?

I'm at work. don't bother me.

haha just kidding. I'll see what I can do.

once bearsharktopus is done with him, bearotaur wouldn't even be good enough for the glue factory

BASH IMO

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/untitled.jpg\

xpost to i sharted thread I guess?

that's all I got.

your friend wasn't half-bear by any chance...

what, because he's brown???

bearsharktopus sucks

bearsharktopus would rip your face off if he heard you say that

this is my favorite thread for drunk posting fyi

http://i47.tinypic.com/fvxo4l.jpg

the truth about the shart

i would walk behind bearsharktopus and call him names while he failed to turn.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/S4302023.jpg

good point jel - i'm pretty sure that Bearsharktopus and Bearotaur have yet to inspire their own annual festivals.

this is my favorite thread for drunk posting fyi
― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, July 2, 2010 5:34 AM

this explains alot! ;)

http://i47.tinypic.com/hwg28h.jpg

run, daryl hall, run!

cutest depiction of bearsharktopus ever. He's plucking John's head off with so much care, supporting the victim's body with the gooey loving tentacle, and is even wearing a reassuring smile! How considerate!

clearly a bearsharktopus puppy imo

puppy with a ballin ass tag

bearotaur pic not showing for me and since the other one is so great, wish it would :(

tbh you're not missing much

unless you mean my one, obviously- that's the best

bull fucking shit you're not xp

love oates's giant dead eyebrows and mustache, weepy-eyed anime hair hall w/ 80s-angular shoulders, and SUPER CUDDLY BEARSHARKTOPUS!

i guess the bearotaur creator took the pic down :(

bearsharktopus wins!!!

appropriate reaction to crushing shame of bringing such a thing into the world imo

MAYBE HE JUST RETIRED AFTER REACHING THE TOP?!

top of jerk mountain maybe

maybe he got stuck in a pot of honey and had to be rescued by other woodland creatures

thats ridiculous, no one would help stupid bearotaur

not even eeyoreotaur?

eeyoreotaur wouldn't help its own mother out of a ditch, why on earth would it waste time on bearotaur

rootaurd

i hate you people

not as much as bearotaur hates the blind idiot god that created him

um - just because his pic is gone does not mean you can pretend he was nothing short of majestic.
if a "blind idiot god" were to create anything it would be that monstrosity of a hairshartopus. a creature incapable of moving forward or even swimming due to it's frankenstein-like stitching.

okay I hate you forever for even hinting at the concept of the "hairshart"

hmmmm. not an unlikely outcome when you think about it.

john, you are insulting Blind Idiot God for suggesting they're responsible for that stupid winnie the bear-horse thing

if a "blind idiot god" were to create anything it would be that monstrosity of a hairshartopus. a creature incapable of moving forward or even swimming due to it's frankenstein-like stitching.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall,

Co-sign, OTM & recommend 4 medal.

i see no stitching on BEARSHARKTOPUS!!!! which we have seen can rip John Oates' head clean off

the song Maneater was actually about Bearsharktopus

theme:

hairshart tonight, wrapped around the corpus of death tonight
hairshart burning becuz this is the nexus of love tonight (tonite tonite tonite.....)
alright!!! tonight!!!
tentacles of love and hair within the light tonight
octopus sanction of vengeance coming down alight
fire within the gill-flesh armor of shark tonight
alright......alright......ALRIGHT!

pot of hunny, btw

in the spirit of:

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/blort.jpg?t=1278591051

bearotaur so lame the durans don't even notice him, except for nick rhodes who's all 'whateverrrrrrr'

They laugh at his cheaply pierced ear.