Bearsharktopus v. Bearotaur

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he's been flanked but the superior speed of bearotaur. if he spins too quickly he falls over, because he is a rubbish monster

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

also it doesn't look like bearshartopus is that hurt. slightly annoyed is what I get from that picture.

jeez the shark face isn't the most expressive of canvases fyi

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

it's bearsharktopus, not bearshartopus!

sarahel, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

also it doesn't look like bearshartopus is that hurt.

please please tell me this was intentional and not a typo, becuase +1 to you if so

xpost

BEAROTAURDED (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

but doesn't bearsharktopus have sharkspeed sandals that give him combat advantage when flanked?

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

also lets be fair, bearshartopus would not win in any fight.

BEAROTAURDED (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

bearsharktopus can swim ffs!

sarahel, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

also i do not want him/her on a tshirt at all

BEAROTAURDED (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

oh jees louise must be subconscious because a friend of mine just told the craaaziest story.

and shart is exactly what potential offenders do when approached by BearsharKtopus

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

also apologies for placing gender on bearsharktopus.

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

can you do a cheezy mspaint illustration of the craaazy story?

bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

I'm at work. don't bother me.

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

haha just kidding. I'll see what I can do.

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

once bearsharktopus is done with him, bearotaur wouldn't even be good enough for the glue factory

bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

BASH IMO

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/untitled.jpg\

xpost to i sharted thread I guess?

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

that's all I got.

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

your friend wasn't half-bear by any chance...

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

what, because he's brown???

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

bearsharktopus sucks

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:30 (fifteen years ago)

bearsharktopus would rip your face off if he heard you say that

bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

this is my favorite thread for drunk posting fyi

bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/fvxo4l.jpg

the truth about the shart

bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)

i would walk behind bearsharktopus and call him names while he failed to turn.

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/S4302023.jpg

hey it's (jel --), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)

good point jel - i'm pretty sure that Bearsharktopus and Bearotaur have yet to inspire their own annual festivals.

Kim, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

this is my favorite thread for drunk posting fyi
― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, July 2, 2010 5:34 AM

this explains alot! ;)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/hwg28h.jpg

sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:25 (fifteen years ago)

run, daryl hall, run!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 7 July 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)

cutest depiction of bearsharktopus ever. He's plucking John's head off with so much care, supporting the victim's body with the gooey loving tentacle, and is even wearing a reassuring smile! How considerate!

peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

clearly a bearsharktopus puppy imo

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

puppy with a ballin ass tag

peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

bearotaur pic not showing for me and since the other one is so great, wish it would :(

Jibe, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

tbh you're not missing much

peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

unless you mean my one, obviously- that's the best

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

bull fucking shit you're not xp

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

love oates's giant dead eyebrows and mustache, weepy-eyed anime hair hall w/ 80s-angular shoulders, and SUPER CUDDLY BEARSHARKTOPUS!

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

i guess the bearotaur creator took the pic down :(

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

bearsharktopus wins!!!

sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

appropriate reaction to crushing shame of bringing such a thing into the world imo

Dr. Chuck Klosterman, LLC (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

MAYBE HE JUST RETIRED AFTER REACHING THE TOP?!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

top of jerk mountain maybe

DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

maybe he got stuck in a pot of honey and had to be rescued by other woodland creatures

sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

thats ridiculous, no one would help stupid bearotaur

DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

not even eeyoreotaur?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

eeyoreotaur wouldn't help its own mother out of a ditch, why on earth would it waste time on bearotaur

emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

rootaurd

sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

i hate you people

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

not as much as bearotaur hates the blind idiot god that created him

DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

um - just because his pic is gone does not mean you can pretend he was nothing short of majestic.
if a "blind idiot god" were to create anything it would be that monstrosity of a hairshartopus. a creature incapable of moving forward or even swimming due to it's frankenstein-like stitching.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)


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