he's been flanked but the superior speed of bearotaur. if he spins too quickly he falls over, because he is a rubbish monster
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
also it doesn't look like bearshartopus is that hurt. slightly annoyed is what I get from that picture.
jeez the shark face isn't the most expressive of canvases fyi
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
it's bearsharktopus, not bearshartopus!
― sarahel, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
also it doesn't look like bearshartopus is that hurt.
please please tell me this was intentional and not a typo, becuase +1 to you if so
xpost
― BEAROTAURDED (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
but doesn't bearsharktopus have sharkspeed sandals that give him combat advantage when flanked?
― peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
also lets be fair, bearshartopus would not win in any fight.
― BEAROTAURDED (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
bearsharktopus can swim ffs!
― sarahel, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
also i do not want him/her on a tshirt at all
― BEAROTAURDED (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
oh jees louise must be subconscious because a friend of mine just told the craaaziest story.
and shart is exactly what potential offenders do when approached by BearsharKtopus
― peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
also apologies for placing gender on bearsharktopus.
― peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
can you do a cheezy mspaint illustration of the craaazy story?
― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
I'm at work. don't bother me.
― peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
haha just kidding. I'll see what I can do.
― peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
once bearsharktopus is done with him, bearotaur wouldn't even be good enough for the glue factory
― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
BASH IMO
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/untitled.jpg\
xpost to i sharted thread I guess?
― peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
that's all I got.
― peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
your friend wasn't half-bear by any chance...
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
what, because he's brown???
― peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
bearsharktopus sucks
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:30 (fifteen years ago)
bearsharktopus would rip your face off if he heard you say that
― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)
this is my favorite thread for drunk posting fyi
― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:34 (fifteen years ago)
http://i47.tinypic.com/fvxo4l.jpg
the truth about the shart
― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
i would walk behind bearsharktopus and call him names while he failed to turn.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/S4302023.jpg
― hey it's (jel --), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)
good point jel - i'm pretty sure that Bearsharktopus and Bearotaur have yet to inspire their own annual festivals.
― Kim, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
this is my favorite thread for drunk posting fyi― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, July 2, 2010 5:34 AM
this explains alot! ;)
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://i47.tinypic.com/hwg28h.jpg
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:25 (fifteen years ago)
run, daryl hall, run!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 7 July 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)
cutest depiction of bearsharktopus ever. He's plucking John's head off with so much care, supporting the victim's body with the gooey loving tentacle, and is even wearing a reassuring smile! How considerate!
― peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)
clearly a bearsharktopus puppy imo
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
puppy with a ballin ass tag
― peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)
bearotaur pic not showing for me and since the other one is so great, wish it would :(
― Jibe, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
tbh you're not missing much
― peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)
unless you mean my one, obviously- that's the best
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
bull fucking shit you're not xp
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
love oates's giant dead eyebrows and mustache, weepy-eyed anime hair hall w/ 80s-angular shoulders, and SUPER CUDDLY BEARSHARKTOPUS!
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
i guess the bearotaur creator took the pic down :(
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
bearsharktopus wins!!!
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
appropriate reaction to crushing shame of bringing such a thing into the world imo
― Dr. Chuck Klosterman, LLC (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
MAYBE HE JUST RETIRED AFTER REACHING THE TOP?!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
top of jerk mountain maybe
― DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
maybe he got stuck in a pot of honey and had to be rescued by other woodland creatures
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
thats ridiculous, no one would help stupid bearotaur
― DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
not even eeyoreotaur?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
eeyoreotaur wouldn't help its own mother out of a ditch, why on earth would it waste time on bearotaur
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
rootaurd
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
i hate you people
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
not as much as bearotaur hates the blind idiot god that created him
― DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
um - just because his pic is gone does not mean you can pretend he was nothing short of majestic.if a "blind idiot god" were to create anything it would be that monstrosity of a hairshartopus. a creature incapable of moving forward or even swimming due to it's frankenstein-like stitching.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)