Bearsharktopus v. Bearotaur

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atipon- a suffix meaning furry fin or tentacle

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

atampon - a suffix referring to a popular feminine hygience product

sarahel, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

poor bearotaur!
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/999/sharkwinsagin.gif

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

:D

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

i mean it's nonsense, obviously, but bravo anyway

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

Philip you have taken this thread to a new level! Awesome!

Also - BEARSHARKTOPUS FTW!!!!!!!!

sarahel, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

god bless you you fantastic man

greatest minds of my generation destroyed by brown bananas and horse (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

would buy in tshirt form. not kidding.

greatest minds of my generation destroyed by brown bananas and horse (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

wow that picture raises a terrifying thought - what if bearsharktopus and bearotaur joined forces and bearsharktopus rode bearotaur into battle?

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

aw, shucks. thanks folks!

BTW I stole 'where your mace at? HAW HAW HAW!' from the new yorker caption contest.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit phil :DDDDDDD (!)

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

also want "where your mace at?" shirt

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/bearotaurpwns.png

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

is really what would happen tho

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

bearotaur covering his eyes in the 1st philip drawing is the best part tho

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

I agree

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

also it doesn't look like bearshartopus is that hurt. slightly annoyed is what I get from that picture.

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

xp - that is so not what would happen:

bearsharktopus would not be facing the opposite direction and would not be standing up while in the water!

sarahel, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

he's been flanked but the superior speed of bearotaur. if he spins too quickly he falls over, because he is a rubbish monster

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

also it doesn't look like bearshartopus is that hurt. slightly annoyed is what I get from that picture.

jeez the shark face isn't the most expressive of canvases fyi

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

it's bearsharktopus, not bearshartopus!

sarahel, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

also it doesn't look like bearshartopus is that hurt.

please please tell me this was intentional and not a typo, becuase +1 to you if so

xpost

BEAROTAURDED (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

but doesn't bearsharktopus have sharkspeed sandals that give him combat advantage when flanked?

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

also lets be fair, bearshartopus would not win in any fight.

BEAROTAURDED (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

bearsharktopus can swim ffs!

sarahel, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

also i do not want him/her on a tshirt at all

BEAROTAURDED (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

oh jees louise must be subconscious because a friend of mine just told the craaaziest story.

and shart is exactly what potential offenders do when approached by BearsharKtopus

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

also apologies for placing gender on bearsharktopus.

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

can you do a cheezy mspaint illustration of the craaazy story?

bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

I'm at work. don't bother me.

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

haha just kidding. I'll see what I can do.

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

once bearsharktopus is done with him, bearotaur wouldn't even be good enough for the glue factory

bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

BASH IMO

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/untitled.jpg\

xpost to i sharted thread I guess?

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

that's all I got.

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

your friend wasn't half-bear by any chance...

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

what, because he's brown???

peacocks, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

bearsharktopus sucks

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:30 (fifteen years ago)

bearsharktopus would rip your face off if he heard you say that

bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

this is my favorite thread for drunk posting fyi

bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/fvxo4l.jpg

the truth about the shart

bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)

i would walk behind bearsharktopus and call him names while he failed to turn.

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/S4302023.jpg

hey it's (jel --), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)

good point jel - i'm pretty sure that Bearsharktopus and Bearotaur have yet to inspire their own annual festivals.

Kim, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

this is my favorite thread for drunk posting fyi
― bearotaurdo montalban (sarahel), Friday, July 2, 2010 5:34 AM

this explains alot! ;)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/hwg28h.jpg

sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:25 (fifteen years ago)

run, daryl hall, run!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 7 July 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)

cutest depiction of bearsharktopus ever. He's plucking John's head off with so much care, supporting the victim's body with the gooey loving tentacle, and is even wearing a reassuring smile! How considerate!

peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

clearly a bearsharktopus puppy imo

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

puppy with a ballin ass tag

peacocks, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)


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