such ineptness yesterday. we had india 6 for 160-something and then took the foot off the throat because of the slow over rate. i reckon cricket aus bigwigs might've made ponting's decision for him, in which case they should resign if they want to put sponsors ahead of saving a series; but surely bowling watson off a short run would've been better than mr cricket's harmless trundling, clarke, white etc.
― motor city dumb ensemble (haitch), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)
levelling the india series wouuld be worth ponting missing all the games vs the kiwis, imo.
― cam'ron wite (haitch), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:28 (seventeen years ago)
SACK PONTING
He's already lower than Mark Taylor levels. Fuck, he's almost at Kim Hughes levels.
― China's second-favourite Australian nerd (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
(And no, this does not mean promote Michael Clarke.)
― China's second-favourite Australian nerd (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:31 (seventeen years ago)
Krejza for captain!
― Neil S, Monday, 10 November 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)
Three words: BRING BACK BOOF
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:46 (seventeen years ago)
(Those words are sponsored by A Salute to the Legends of the Sheffield Shield)
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
Weird how Peter Siddle didn't get another Test. I think he has something.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:15 (seventeen years ago)
And are you talking about Mark Cosgrove?
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:16 (seventeen years ago)
No, I'm saying bring Darren Lehmann out of retirement (this was the sports policy of a minor Australian political party).
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:29 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah I know, but there's a new baby BOOF out there nowadays, a maverick who can't tidy his room. I think he's exactly what you need.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:30 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah but I don't think Mark Cosgrove will ever come to terms with being a drinking, smoking, gambling fat bastard like Boof did.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)
Also racist, cf. "Black bastards!" when given out against Sri Lanka
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)
Brilliant batsman mind.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)
And heroic Jayasuriya-style flat-left-arm pie-chucker to boot
Later sold out and turned his back on the great state of South Australia to become a spokesman for XXXX.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)
AUSTRALIA VERSUS AUSTRALIA TWENTY20 -- TONIGHT!!
As I have to get up at the crack of dawn to check out a place at Drummoyne, I'll be here watching the madness.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 07:59 (seventeen years ago)
My mistake, it's Australia versus the Johnnie Walker XI.
OMG ROY IS BACK
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:09 (seventeen years ago)
as a long-time supporter of mr walker's product, i am excited
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:34 (seventeen years ago)
lol, what on earth ARE they wearing??
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:35 (seventeen years ago)
That bloody grey and gold again!
OMG THEY HAVE RED CARPET TONIGHT
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:35 (seventeen years ago)
Mr. Cricket is captain tonight which is a much better choice than Ponting or Der Bingle's Significant Other.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:38 (seventeen years ago)
jeez this bloke's off to a flyer
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:39 (seventeen years ago)
That's a future Legend of the Sheffield Shield right there unless he does something stupid like get a regular Test spot.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:41 (seventeen years ago)
SHAUN TAIT IS BACK
EVERYBODY'S BACK!!
I mean, I even saw Bruce Reid at the bar earlier.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:42 (seventeen years ago)
was he snapped in half?
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:44 (seventeen years ago)
tait looking brisk as usual, if totally lacking any control
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:46 (seventeen years ago)
Dodgy decision?
0/50 in the third over!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:49 (seventeen years ago)
Classy over from that man Tait.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:54 (seventeen years ago)
they need to stop this 'music after every ball' nonsense, i mean really.
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
siddle nearly grabbed that!
why he didn't play instead of that pretender johnson in the fourth test, i'll never know.
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:00 (seventeen years ago)
BRAD HODGE, A CURRENT LEGEND OF THE SHEFFIELD SHIELD, TAKES THE CREASE
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:02 (seventeen years ago)
bye gilly ;___;
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:04 (seventeen years ago)
As the KFC XI take on the Johnnie Walker XI, I am reading a piece of EM Swanton from 1977 delightfully entitled 'And the devil take Kerry Packer': http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/cricketer/content/story/316467.html
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:08 (seventeen years ago)
FREE HIT!!!!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:09 (seventeen years ago)
Daniel Marsh! Here's a future Legend of the Sheffield Shield!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:13 (seventeen years ago)
The bloke looks like a Tasmanian that ate Boonie.
he comes out to the sounds of 'in between days'. wouldn't have happened in the old days!
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:13 (seventeen years ago)
Golden Duck!! That's the stuff of Legends (of the Sheffield Shield)!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:17 (seventeen years ago)
slowed the scoring a bit now, they've still made 100 in 9 overs mind
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:24 (seventeen years ago)
I have a libelous anecdote about Mark Nicholas which I unfortunately can't share here.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:28 (seventeen years ago)
o you tease
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:37 (seventeen years ago)
THEY GOT TWO KIDS ON THE OVAL WITH ROY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:44 (seventeen years ago)
<insert favourite pre-1977 English cricket writer> must be spinning in his grave at 8000rpm
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:45 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, COME ON. They let the kid field!
wu-tang roy is for the children
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:46 (seventeen years ago)
NATALIE BASSINGWAITHE PERFORMING HER LATEST HITS DURING THE INTERVAL -- DON'T CHANGE THAT CHANNEL
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 10:07 (seventeen years ago)
Maybe the "official" team could use Miss Bassingwaithe if she gets padded up.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
So they lost to the B team...
SACK PONTING -- BRING IN BRAD HODGE!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)