My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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pretty girls in LA? getthefuckouttahere.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

the real ones are all imported from san diego. real body parts, i mean.

― Vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasn't in LA, smartass.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

ARE there any hooters 'round here, or are they all in orange county? we should all FAP there. ideally it would be one in inglewood

― vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I was afraid of that. Where?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

There's one in Santa Monica.

And in South Carolina, buttch.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I can only dream about Ally.

We all do, Vic. (In case this creeps her out, I have surprisingly not had any sex dreams about ILXers. I'm working on it, obviously.)Actually I dreamed of someone else last night, sexually. No one you know, and for once it was someone I actually do find very sexy - I sometimes have sex dreams about those I don't.

As for the article, the line "Although it is impossible to make a definitive diagnosis in people who are dead" is a masterpiece. It is among the more idiotic articles I've ever read.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

are they all in orange county?

WELL. (You are however right they're all around here. The idea of FAPing there is so utterly wrong I will smite you if you suggest it again.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

It is among the more idiotic articles I've ever read.

yeah it's just so absurd, that it didn't warrant its own thread; only the hooters thread would do.

You are however right they're all around here. The idea of FAPing there is so utterly wrong I will smite you if you suggest it again.

stop yo frontin' foo! we all kno u and da other laschivious librarians hold theme parties there with da hooters t-shirts, ballcaps, apparel AND ALL

― vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

i hang around ilx cuz it's my rumplestiltskin

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

you're Jewish?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

hey. i've been safarian since before you were born

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Vic, you are sadly misguided.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally I don't know what this means, but my (male) roomate is a cook at Hooters...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), April 30th, 2003.

Am I the only one who read it as 'cock'?

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Probably not, but the others were mature/sivilized enough to ignore their Id.

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the collective Id of ILx has gone haywire since that Momusianudistined pic provoked a sexual catharsis in us all.

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

These are my sisters like two days ago. The one who works at Hooters is the one in black. So if you see her there, tell her you know me and, hey, free chicken wings.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

free chicken wings!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally has your family been made into a Japanese cartoon yet?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:34 (twenty-three years ago)

What does that even mean? Anyway, I'm sure K. has made us into anime-style drawings on more than one occasion, being as it's an obsession of hers.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:36 (twenty-three years ago)

About the Hooters wait staff uniforms: It could be worse. Stewart's root beer stand wait staff have to wear tight T-shirts with two root beer mugs silk screened onto them-one over each breast. Eeuu.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Oddly enough Chistine, that is the same outfit they're making the software engineers wear at my company.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Please, Ally, someday, introduce me to your sisters. Thanks, in advance.

― hstencil, Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

you cad!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, I know, shocker!

― hstencil, Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:21 (twenty-three years ago)

But stence, they are not real people. They are Japanese cartoon robot women.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

boing

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.aol.com/dvool/graphics/pict0001.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Is she the one who likes asians?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:12 (twenty-three years ago)

The one in the red shirt dates Asians. I'm not setting any of you up with my little sisters!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Why not?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that a rhetorical question?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought it was a good response...

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Sanp!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Or, uh, snap.

Never mind, I ruined the whole conversation with one typo. My replicant Japanese robot anime programming is obviously faulty :( :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, really. Why not?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

You're all in America, right? Bugger.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Does grown-up Hermione-from-Harry-Potter work at Hooter's? I have GOT to see that.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Woman, answer the question.

I have to go shower.

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that post just answered the question, Jimmy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

If you were to answer in non-sequiturs, sure...

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Alright, fine, I'll introduce you to my sisters if you pay me $40.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

How much for just the tall one?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

$15.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

So all three means a discount rate?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Well the tall one is a premium item. She works in Hooters, for a kick-off.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I cost less than the rest of them due to my inability to divide $40 evenly into 3 pieces.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I went to Hooters when I was two.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Your parents should be ashamed.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe he meant "I went to hooters when I was two." Though I guess two is a little old to still be breastfeeding.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

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