entire script in prose, all elvish songs to end 'john terry is a cunt' or soforth
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
Figures.
Should be said that http://www.theonering.net/ makes it sound like this is all still up in the air.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
I still can't read that without seeing it as The Onering, like something that oners.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)
Hahaha
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)
M. Night Shmalayan's The Onering
ew
― Opinions are a lot like assholes. You've got LOTS of BOTH of them. (HI DERE), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
And imagine the twist ending.
"Gollum was a hobbit all along!"
"Well, yeah."
*silence*
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)
I see onionring :-( (xxposts)
― StanM, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
Apparently, it'll cost 350 million Euros to film, will be in 3D and in two parts. First part in cinemas in December 2012, second part in December 2013. (was in a Belgian newspaper today, am too lazy to find english source :-) )
― StanM, Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
here you gohttp://www.imdb.com/news/ni4941178/
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:48 (fifteen years ago)
thankig u
― StanM, Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:54 (fifteen years ago)
Simon Pegg's interview in the Observer today had him casually dropping the fact that Martin Freeman has been cast as Bilbo. Anyone heard anything about this?
― A brownish area with points (chap), Sunday, 17 October 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29175
― StanM, Sunday, 17 October 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)
Already a google image search of this dude is bringing up hobbity photoshops.
― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
good bilbo, i'll give them that much.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
Perhaps some studio bigwig made him do it, but Pegg retracted that via Twitter.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
how will he top the lovely bones? i'd rather it be stop motion animation like 'mary and max' or 'chicken run'
― keythhtyek, Monday, 18 October 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)
chicken run style hobbit would be the best thing ever. especially if the hobbits were chicken hobbits.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)
shouldn't think he'll be changing all that much from the billion dollar franchise that paid for his lipo tbh
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
And here come the casting announcements:
http://www.deadline.com/2010/10/peter-jackson-sets-first-names-for-the-hobbit/
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 October 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)
Richard Armitage is a hell of an actor. amazing in the bbc version of north and south.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 22 October 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
There's a whole bunch of crap going on down here in NZ at the mo about this project - may be moved from NZ - it's all getting a bit bizarre. This pretty much covers the situation if anyone's interested http://publicaddress.net/default,hardnews.sm
― Bill E, Friday, 22 October 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah seems like the final hurdle is whether or not it actually is filmed in NZ.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 October 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)
you know what? i will probably not see these cuz of the 3d. it's more expensive and gives me a headache.
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Friday, 22 October 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)
i am just so damn tired of hobbitses
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
3D movies are always released in 2D versions as well, you know!
― abcfsk, Friday, 22 October 2010 08:36 (fifteen years ago)
I'm fine with the choice for Bilbo, wasn't Jack Black rumoured for it once? That would've been terrible!
― not_goodwin, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:03 (fifteen years ago)
I'm mainly happy for Tim. Should keep Dawn in art equipment for a while.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Friday, 22 October 2010 13:05 (fifteen years ago)
Ha yeah, how many crayons?
― not_goodwin, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)
watching harry potter and half blood prince right now
jim broadbent would have made a perfect older bilbo, though i've no complaints against ian holm
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
i thought fam was 1p3 mods only
― max, Friday, 22 October 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
oops
let it stand
zing
― mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
Cate Blanchett and Ornaldo Bloomps to reprise their roles as EXTREME ELVES.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 3 January 2011 08:42 (fifteen years ago)
maybe the two worst-cast characters in the lotr movies.
Or maybe all the elves were terribly cast. Yeah that could be it
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
wait waht? Neither of those characters is in the Hobbit
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
They're doing two plots hence the two films, apparently.Gossip and rumours herehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903624/board/nest/174599595
― not_goodwin, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
marton csokas was dope as whoever he played, he should come back
tell me where is gandalfforimuchdesire to speak with himtell me where is gandalfforimuchdesire to speak with him
― omar little, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
Who was the super camp one who copped for it at helms deep?"you breath so loudly master dwarf i could have shot you in the dark" mmmmm ;)
I really have seen it too many times :(
― not_goodwin, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
They're doing two plots hence the two films, apparently.
ugh waht
this is stupid
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
I had a dream last night that Peter Jackson decided to do Lucas-style re-releases of all the LOTR movies that included new footage of new characters, a corsair played by Nic Cage in an eyepatch and an evil witch played by Andie McDowell.
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, January 3, 2011 6:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
he's just gonna cut a battle with king king vs a cave troll halfway through, because the plot needed speeding up.
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
dunno why i used 'cut' there when i meant the opposite, but fuck peter jackson f'real
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
Serkis and McKellen are in, hooray!http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29860
So is Elijah Wood, er, what?http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29849
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:37 (fifteen years ago)
Concerned Jackson might be coming down with a case of the Lucases.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:43 (fifteen years ago)
so looking forward to hating this
― carles marx (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:43 (fifteen years ago)
I'm up for a single Hobbit film, under two hours, showing young Frodo having some fun uncomplicated adventures and maybe filling those who don't know in on how he met Gandalf, found the Ring etc. Doesn't look like that's what we're getting.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:45 (fifteen years ago)
― omar little, Monday, January 3, 2011 4:44 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
lol
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:46 (fifteen years ago)
I like how the two film thing was talked about at the start of the thread and then seems to continually surprise people. I look forward to it happening again.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:46 (fifteen years ago)