Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yo,Yo,Yo, Yo Da Lin In The Valley
A delicious break from Potatoes
Yo Da Laheeeeoooooooo
Here we go
Yo, Yo, Yo Da Laheeeooooo

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"Honor the Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work we go..."

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"Why does it always rain on me?"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Jimmy B's definitely in tha houuuuuuuse."

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'd like to thank the Academy..."

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"Aw yeah."

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Excellent...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"I claim this booty in the name of Queen Elizabeth!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"Aw, puppies!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"You had me at 'hello, wanna fuck?'"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

"lil bow wow, you just dont know..."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

"I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"You can put your leg back on now."

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

'NEXT!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"Do I have your permission to jam?"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"I will SELL YOU-A A CAR park!"

Or: "You can put your flesh back on now."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

= point of diminishing returns

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

By the Lord Harry!

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

You're on top of the STATSCOCK!!!

― O l e M (OleM), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"VELOURIA"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"is it in yet?"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"so do I get the job?"

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad!"

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

UH, double up, UH UH!

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'll get me coat..."

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"Say ho!" "You say it!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

(i have advocated for ages that when men ejaculate they should make a farting sound. and women should make siren sounds.)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Like emergency sirens or the mythical creatures that lured in sailors and ate them? Because I'm not having my face chomped over an orgasm.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Insert comment here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"Thank God it's over!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

"It's time for the percolator!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

'Now on the ground and give me twenty, corporal'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"N-now-nn-now-nooowwwwnnnnononowwww-wikkywikkywikky-nno-now we come to the payoff. (YEAH!)"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"Thank you sir, may I have another?"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

goddamn gygax it's "fuc" i tell you, "fuc"!!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

esoj, we may have different points of reference.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

this bud's for you!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

you got the right one, baby! uh huh!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

(What about the left one?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"sometimes when we touch the honesty's too much, and i have to close my eyes and hide"

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

(I don't recall Ray Charles mentioning the left one. speaking of him...)

HEY HEY, WHAT'D I SAY?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

You are the sunshine of my life!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

we're climaxin', we're climaxin', uhhhh...it's so relaxin'

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"Woah! I'm tripping my nutsack in a frenzy of dikplay"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

"OH SNAP!"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

(if you ever heard LL Cool J's "Back Seat Of My Jeep" you know that the WAY he says "gimme a hug" is probably the funniest thing ever said right after the point of climax).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

You loved that

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"That's what I call the Roger Rabbit. And now for the Running Man."

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

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