Lol @ Ross Kemp

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I was in such a bad mood before I read this thread.

Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Thursday, 3 November 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

One of my sister's friends has been in Eastenders recently and his sister works in telly and they are not surprised, she says.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 3 November 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha - The Sun have put put the Steve McFadden story on page 1.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 3 November 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

That'll be the first time he's been on top of Ross Kemp this week then.

Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't Steve McFadden married/betrothed to the lassie from Eastenders who shot him? Ouch!

scotstvo (scotstvo), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link

was - i think that broked some time back

anyway... WTFFinfF!?!!!!!!eleven

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 4 November 2005 08:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone I know used to go out with one of the actors on Eastenders (a major character) and she reported that Ross Kemp was lovely and everyone really liked him and was sad when he left. The same was not said of Steve McFadden, or his missus-at-the-time. Apparently they used to row all the time and really piss everybody off because they acted like it was their show and no-one elses.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 4 November 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Soap hardman beaten by ex
And Ender bruv had a bit of bovver as well

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005510327,00.html

Cops go to
Ross row


BRUV 2

EASTENDERS hardman Ross Kemp was caught up in a real-life drama yesterday when police turned up at his home in the small hours.

Ross, who has won millions of new viewers after returning to the soap as Grant Mitchell, opened the door to find four officers on his front step.

The cops said they were investigating an allegation that he had been assaulted by his wife Rebekah Wade, who is editor of The Sun.

Ms Wade, 37, was arrested at the house in Battersea, South London, and taken to a nearby police station.



Rebekah and Ross ...
'fuss about nothing'


She was held for eight hours before being released without any charge or a caution.

Ms Wade, who became Sun editor at the beginning of 2003, was not even interviewed by police during her stay at the station.

Ross, 41 — also the star of ITV’s hit series Ultimate Force about the SAS — did not sustain any injuries.

A cut to his lip which was reported by news agencies had in fact been sustained during filming.

Ms Wade was also not hurt during the incident which was described as an “old-fashioned row” between a married couple.

The couple, who wed three years ago, had returned to their home together at 3am after attending a birthday party.

Earlier Ms Wade had also seen fallen Cabinet Minister David Blunkett who had quit as Work and Pensions Secretary in the morning.

As soon as she was released from police custody, Ms Wade returned to The Sun’s offices at Wapping, East London, to mastermind production of today’s newspaper.

Last night she said: “It was just a silly row which got out of hand.”

Ross said: “It was a lot of fuss about nothing.”

Frogm@n Henry, Friday, 4 November 2005 10:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Latest rumour: Wade came home to find Kemp in compromising situation with his "lifelong friend" Guy Black (Michael Howard's press secretary).

Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:36 (eighteen years ago) link

guy black was formerly involved in the whole prince charles butler-rape scenario, i think.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:37 (eighteen years ago) link

He was.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, make that "He was?"

I thought that rung a bell but now I can't find anything saying that. But I'm going to stop looking cause this is all a bit sick.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Congrats for the Mirror on their headline, Bish Bash Bosh.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Bish Bash Bosh?

That's very poor.

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link

The Kemp -> POW link:

Together, they are reckoned to have become one of Britain's most influential media couples since marrying in 2002, and count leading figures in the political and media establishment among their friends.
These include Guy Black, press secretary to Michael Howard, the Tory leader. Black is a childhood friend of Kemp and they remain close.

He and his partner Mark Boland, the Prince of Wales's press secretary, have been on holiday with Wade and Kemp.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link

The friend added: “After they split up they had an agreement that Angela could stay in the house, but would not go into the garage. Steve popped in on Tuesday and found Angela in there rifling through his personal stuff.


OI, GEH AWWT OF ME CAR LOT, SON.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, i think guy black worked for the press complaints commission, and there was something complex linking him more closely to the POW.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Who is this black guy you're all on about?

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Ross Kemp at the Baftas:

Ex-EastEnders star Ross Kemp was unrepentant about winning best factual series ahead of Stephen Fry's documentary on manic depression and family history programme Who Do You Think You Are?

"We've been shot at," he said of his show, which profiled gangs around the world.

"We've been in prisons where people are raped on a regular basis. I've been on my own on a number of occasions with people who are multiple murderers.

"I interviewed a man who'd shot 16 people through the head before his 10th birthday."

And to celebrate the recognition for his work, he was "definitely going to get smashed" after the ceremony, he quipped.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP. Heaven needed a man who could get beaten up by an eight stone woman.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

He didn't want to live in a world without Kellogg's Fruit and Fibre.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

You're thinking of Angus Deayton.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I believe he didn't want to live in a world without coked-up hookers.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

God bless Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyQ7tiJw3sE

Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

WOW

I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

That is awesome.

ailsa, Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I smell a "Best Original Concept" award coming up at whatever stupid awards they give to blogs.

Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Thank god somebody re-upped this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bsApDcW1ng

Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Screen grab it, print it, fold it.

I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

When your hobby becomes your job

The Masked Zinger (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link

tbf to Kemp I look much the same most mornings

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

Sometimes I’d review the third episode with an actor – no director present.

On the occasion of the uniform episode, I’d invited Ross Kemp.

I gave him sugared coffee and my most comfortable chair. I turned the TV towards him so the screen wouldn’t flare with the sun finding gaps in the BBC blinds.

We watched in parallel and, apart from my scribbling and his laboured breathing, in silence.

A silence broken as the scissors sliced the khaki.

For a moment, I thought the sound guys had gone overboard with stereo effects. But no - in my right ear I had Grant sobbing on the marital bed and in my left ear Ross sobbing in my comfortable chair.

The actor had been overwhelmed by his own performance.

“Am I really as good I as I think I am?” he asked, shaking the tears from his big round eyes.

boxedjoy, Thursday, 6 August 2020 10:28 (three years ago) link


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