Is Sex in the City actually just Golden Girls without the withere boobs?

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the slut = Bubs Daddy
the innocent = Maple Bun
the cynic = Charleston Chew
the sophisticated center = Tootsie Pop, duh.

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Shannon would be a better slut than Locke, I think.

the slut = Mike
the innocent = Neil
the cynic = Rick
the sophisticated center = Vyv (OK, this doesn't work too well, Balowski?)

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Heather
innocent = Heather
cynic = Heather
sophisticated center = Veronica

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

How very, Dan.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I couldn't remember their last initials; still, I think it's obvious which Heather is which.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = pap finn
innocent = huck finn
cynic = tom sawyer
sophisticated center = jim

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = isaac asimov
innocent = ray bradbury
cynic = robert heinlein
sophisticated center = arthur c. clarke

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

good lord, what monster hast I unleashed...

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Lolita
innocent = Charlotte
cynic = Quilty
sophisticated center = Humbert Humbert

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Master Shake
innocent = Meatwad
cynic = Carl
sophisticated center = Frylock

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Prince Paul
innocent = Mase
cynic = Posdnuos
sophisticated center = Trugoy

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Steerforth
innocent = Emily P
cynic = Mr. Murdstone
sophisticated center = David C

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Gertrude
innocent = Ophelia
cynic = Claudius
sophisticated center = Horatio

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess that doesn't quite work- I left out the star!

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Have we done ILXors yet? (tears before sunset, etc).

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Fleshlight
innocent = Roffle
cynic = Fuck Washing a Hat
sophisticated center = Get one Life

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

hahahahah

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 20 August 2005 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Professor Griff
the innocent = Flavor Flav
the cynic = Chuck D
the sophisticated center = Terminator X

― donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Eazy
the innocent = Yella
the cynic = Ren
the sophisticated center = Dre

― donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Curly
the innocent = Larry
the cynic = Moe
the sophisticated center = Shemp

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Mannie
the innocent = the fat one they killed off when Rick went bananers
the cynic = Paige
the sophisticated center = Emma

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:57 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Lil Scrappy
the innocent = the Eastside Boyz
the cynic = Lil Jon
the sophisticated center = Trillville

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:58 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Drew Rosenhaus
the innocent = Donovan McNabb
the cynic = Terrell Owens
the sophisticated center = Andy Reid

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Al Gore
the innocent = Michael Dukakis
the cynic = George McGovern
the sophisticated center = Adlai Stevenson

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:14 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Tucker Carlson
the innocent = Paul Begala
the cynic = Bob Novak
the sophisticated center = James Carville

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:23 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = bernstein
innocent = woodward
cynic = deep throat
sophisticated center = ben bradlee

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:13 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Ben Franklin
the innocent = James Madison
the cynic = Alexander Hamilton
the sophisticated center = Thomas Jefferson

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:16 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Pat Robertson
the innocent = ???
the cynic = Jerry Falwell
the sophisticated center = Jmaes Dobson

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:17 (eighteen years ago) link

That's it, I'm referring to Dobson from now on as Jmaes (juh-MAYS).

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:24 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = laurie
the "innocent" = red
the cynic = kitty
the sophisticated center = eric

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Saturday, 20 August 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Pat Robertson
the innocent = ???
the cynic = Jerry Falwell
the sophisticated center = Jmaes Dobson

Tammy Faye?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = harry
the innocent = danny
the cynic = tom fletcher
the sophisticated center = dougie

― spontine (cis), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Hooky
innocent = Gillian
cynic = Barney
sophisticated center = Steven

― JimD (JimD), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't make this work for Friends, Joey is a slut AND an innocent, and there's no sophisticated centre.

― JimD (JimD), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

the monkey, maybe?

― spontine (cis), Saturday, 20 August 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Vince Neil
the innocent = Tommy Lee
the cynic = Mick Mars
the sophisticated center = Nikki Sixx

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Simon
the innocent = Louis
the cynic = Sharon
the sophisticated center = Kate Thornton

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Kirk
the innocent = Chekov
the cynic = McCoy
the sophisticated center = Spock

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Riker
innocent = Geordie
cynic = Worf
sophisticated center = Picard

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Face
innocent = Murdoch
cynic = B.A.
sophisticated center = Hannibal

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

slut = Bo
innocent = Daisy
cynic = Uncle Jesse
sophisticated center = Luke

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = Bret Michaels
the innocent = Bobby Dall
the cynic = C.C. DeVille
the sophisticated center = Rikki Rockett

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

no wait, switch Rikki and CC

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, don't you think Data is a better innocent? Especially since he is bridge crew?

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

slut: Sabin
innocent: Edgar
cynic: Strago
sophisticated center: Terra

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I forgot Data existed!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

slut: Dennis Wilson
innocent: Brian Wilson
cynic: Mike Love
sophisticated center: Carl Wilson

― Kim Scarborough, Friday, 16 September 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

the slut = S.M.
the "innocent" = Mark Ibold
the cynic = Spiral Stairs
the sophisticated center = Nast

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 16 September 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Dallas:

slut: J.R.
innocent: Bobby
cynic: Sue Ellen
sophisticated center: Pam

Knots Landing:

slut: Abby
innocent: Valene
cynic: Laura
sophisticated center: Karen

Farscape:

slut: Chiana
innocent: John Crichton
cynic: Rygel
sophisticated center: Aeryn Sun

Widows:

slut: Linda
innocent: Shirley
cynic: Bella
sophisticated center: Dolly

Blake's 7:

slut: Servalan
innocent: Blake
cynic: Vila
sophisticated center: Avon

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 4 February 2006 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Whither boobs indeed!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

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