Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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http://www.mike-werner.org/Interests/Cigars/Actor/Kelsey%20Grammer.jpg
yeah, I did my time. So?

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.digitalhit.com/sag/10/sag04-119.jpg
fucking rotten bastard, I should tear your heart out of your chest right here in front of everyone and just start eating it...

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tvlinksonline.com/photopost/data/1031/3kelseygrammer4.jpg
man ... I am ... like ... so fucked up ... right now

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/male_celebrities/kelsey_grammer/kelsey_grammer_KevinWinter.jpg
yes, really funny, laugh it up, I'll be dining on your liver tonight

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY GOD I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WATCH FRASIER AGAIN

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/partypictures/2004/01_12_04/images/27.jpg
yeahhh, that's right. I fucked her. Twice. In the ass. You're a nobody.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.detnews.com/pix/2004/01/13/feat/fe13-frasier-0104n-2.jpg
That one look tassssssty.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.foederationsdatenbank.de/fdb/personen/bilder/bateson.jpg

Excellent! Now I may kill IN SPACE!!!

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://spoty.cool.ne.jp/causeneffect/kelsey.jpg

What do you mean 'the little bitch is fighting back', Ensign Rodriguez? JUST BEAM HER TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEPEST SEA!

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.iskon.hr/kl/2003/07/09/0002015v.jpg
Hey, look at me, I'm an (extremely) poor man's Jude Law!

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Frasier/images/imgs_bio/kelsey_grammer.jpg
I AM DRUNK ON POWER!
or is it blood?
it might be blood.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/tng/images/TNG21801.jpg

Good, good. Doctor Formantitude, prepare the corpses in sickbay, I'm beginning to enjoy this 'Possessed Shipman beard'

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/stars/kelsey_grammer.jpg
oh this reminds me of when I was but a schoolboy ... eating my classmates.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cnbce.com/i/pr-dizi/frasier.jpg


"The dog spoke to me, the dog told me to do it!"

papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Are they all having sex with each other?

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno.

papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.elviscostello.info/pic/tv/03/030422.frasier/frasier_1.jpg

Mr. Costello looks more evil than Mr. Grammer in this photo.

papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cheers-becker.de/frasier19.jpg
"A party thrown by whom? Caligula?"

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.smokemag.com/0300/cover2.jpg

Yes, Seabiscuit, I too feel the smouldering hatred of all humankind. But have no fear, for tonight we taste the BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

frasier is the weirdest show you can watch while stoned. psychodrama at its creepiest.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like John Mahoney is the cast bitch in the above photo.

Cill Msgrn, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Something happened after I read this thread that transported my brain into a bad place and now I can't think or do anything really.

I feel sick.

Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the icy glare of kelsey grammer that did it

he's a bad man

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I know like I said it has ruined Frasier forever for me! I will crack up every time its on now.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

frasier is the weirdest show you can watch while stoned. psychodrama at its creepiest.

There seems to be a certain desperation in the way so many shows revolve around the brothers complete inability to get laid.

Lappet, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Her killer or killers had slit her throat from behind, severing her carotid artery, and then left her to die. But this young girl, this 18-year-old kid, staggered and crawled down that alley the length of a city block, looking for help, Smit would later recall. But it was late and there was no help. Even as she was bleeding to death, she crawled out of the alley and into a nearby mobile home park. She tried one door her bloody handprint was later found on the screen, Smit remembered. Then she dragged herself to the manager's office, where she finally collapsed outside the door and died. In an image that would haunt investigators, including Smit, for decades, her bloody "handprint was actually about two inches below the doorbell."

At first, the cops didn't know who she was. She had no identification when they found her, no wallet, no driver's license, nothing. All she had in her pockets was an apartment key, and that wasn't much help. "We tried that key in 100 doors around there and we just couldn't put it together," Smit would later lament. But a few days after her death an acquaintance came forward, telling police that a girl fitting the victim's description, a young woman from Florida by the name of Karen Alicia Grammer who had taken a year off from her studies at Barry College and moved up to Colorado Springs, had vanished July .

Figuring it was worth a try, Smit went to her apartment building and slid the key they had recovered from her body into the lock. It fit. Just to make sure, they asked her older brother, then-20-year-old aspiring actor named Kelsey Grammer, to fly up to identify the body. You could tell just by looking at young Kelsey Grammer that "he really loved his sister," Smit recalled. What's more, it hadn't been that long since their estranged father had been gunned down near his home in Bermuda, and even less time had passed since the death of their grandfather, the man who had really raised the Grammer kids. "I'll tell you, tragedy has really struck that family," Smit had commented.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

it echoes the writers' struggles with their own inabilities to get laid.
(xpost)

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Scott Seward is bumming me out, man.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha! Sorry! But this is the kreepy kelsey thread! when you watch one of those episodes of frasier where he just screams at his crippled father for half an hour, be afraid, be very afraid.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah, his sister was really murdered!? ok now I am creeped out.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i just went to trader fuckin joe's and saw the msutached one from le tigre, she told me that 'tehy were coming and by tehy i mean he and by he i mean teh grammer' but it wasn't her voice, rather it was john ratzenberger's.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I am drunk, and this question (and thread) is amazing. I was actually thinking that Gear must be drunk. and then I read the last sentence. awesome.

lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"So, ahh, Nahm, were you aware that severing the carotid ahtery does not produce, ahh, instant death? That scene in the Cuckoo's Nest where Bud Dourif dies almost instantly, ahh, is totally unrealistic."

"Fascinating, Cliffy. What's wrong over there, Dr. Crane?"

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I was at a movie theater once, and they showed the trailer for that Showtime movie where Kelsey Grammer played Benedict Arnold. The sight of Frasier looking deadly serious in full-on colonial regalia was quite amusing, but I didn't predict that the whole theater would actually start laughing.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I shouldn't be laughing at the curious george line, but i am.
I am.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

darkest secret: his macbeth

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eastnorthumberland.com/news/newsOctober1998/SeaboyerGrammer.JPG

eman (eman), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

what male human ISN'T a motherfucker with some dark secrets?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"darkest secret: his macbeth"

have you ever heard this guy on a talk show?? he is an elitist pretentious fucker and i do not for a second believe that.

John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

He only dates/marries pornstars and he flipped his Corvette in Malibu Canyon on a straight away (which is apparently extremely hard to do, bearing in mind the weight distribution of the car and the gravitational physics of planet Earth).

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

he is a creep and i want him dead.

John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/6934

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

swear to christ i was just flipping channels when i came across it, it meaning "frasier". innocuous enough scene, what with frasier engaged in some clever wordplay with david hyde pierce whilst john mahoney rolled his eyes in a "how'd a guy like me, an ex-cop, a blue-collar sort, end up with these kids, ain't life funny (cue sad/funny horn of irony)" manner. innocuous until kelsey broke the audience wall and looked at me and said, "terror, thy name is grammer". I shrieked but the scream was not my own, nay, it was that of bebe neuwirth.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude are you sure you aren't drunk!?

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

john i think you misunderstood what i meant by "dark secret"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

he drives a viper, nuf said

lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

and he sure likes the c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!

oh sorry - used to like. yeah, right.

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a freaking republican too.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still traumatised from seeing him in 'Kennedy' on DVD the other day. Swimming. With Martin Sheen. He is a hairy hairy man.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.shagpro.com/mrbrown/celeb/97sag15.jpg

The bear is clearly a voodoo doll he uses to torture his victims from afar.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

This is outrageous, Christians have never had anything to do with beer or beer-making and imo they shouldn't start now.

Sam Weller, Friday, 24 September 2021 10:08 (four years ago)

xp also imo it seems a bit naff for someone to ask* that question in the situation (ie joking around with fans), so he might have just thought fuck you dickhead i'm not telling

(*but not seen the vid, not sure of the context of how the question was put to him)

Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Friday, 24 September 2021 10:25 (four years ago)

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/ZkUFHwXvkd

— SNL Hosts Introducing the Musical Guest (@snlhostsintro) October 23, 2021

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:27 (four years ago)

four months pass...

pic.twitter.com/YbAmfDUcxR

— marty (@_martinjames) March 23, 2022

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 20:30 (four years ago)

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/2lwmgUD.png
looks like he's harboring some dark secrets about America's past.

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Friday, 27 May 2022 19:53 (four years ago)

Looks like he's been raising eight kids in Sacramento!

pplains, Friday, 27 May 2022 20:03 (four years ago)

His face is slowly melting, but that's OK. The same thing happens to window panes when they're his age.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 27 May 2022 20:07 (four years ago)

Obligitory "lol hueg"

nickn, Friday, 27 May 2022 20:33 (four years ago)

when they're his age

I should say 'our age'. He's a few months younger than I am.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 27 May 2022 20:36 (four years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FT0WqeEUUAACG7L?format=jpg&name=medium

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2022 04:54 (four years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOoqnhn_6I0

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:13 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ajF49FXx-w

KG's attempted accent in this: like holding his nose while speaking very fast clipped and gritty

mark s, Sunday, 3 July 2022 17:39 (three years ago)

two months pass...

september 30 vs. october 1 pic.twitter.com/R61cTpeHRE

— Leor Galil (@imLeor) October 1, 2022

The self-titled drags (Eazy), Sunday, 2 October 2022 15:03 (three years ago)

two months pass...

Kelsey Grammer: a better actor than a dog

https://i.postimg.cc/mD1nbspY/kelsey.jpg

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:49 (three years ago)

"the reward I seek is not a hot dog."

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:49 (three years ago)

I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff.

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 17:06 (three years ago)

https://boingboing.net/2022/12/04/jodorowskys-frasier-as-imagined-by-midjourney-ai.html

| (Latham Green), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 02:39 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Don't remember this at all: his Sketch Comedy show with Kaitlin Olson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Paul F. Tompkins.

https://www.cracked.com/article_36544_everything-about-kelsey-grammers-sketch-show-was-pretty-great-except-for-kelsey-grammer.html

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 23:40 (three years ago)

pic.twitter.com/kViKAoA2YQ

— machine gun kelly reichardt (@LingoUnbound) January 9, 2023

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 05:09 (three years ago)

Don't remember this at all: his Sketch Comedy show with Kaitlin Olson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Paul F. Tompkins.

https://www.cracked.com/article_36544_everything-about-kelsey-grammers-sketch-show-was-pretty-great-except-for-kelsey-grammer.html

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, January 10, 2023 11:40 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Hang on isn't that fuckin' Lee Mack???!!!???11??!

his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 08:14 (three years ago)

Yup! Paul F Tompkins told an anecdote about that show on a recent Comedy Bang Bang (called it Kelsey Grammer Resents The Sketch Show) and when he talked about turning to Lee Mack and saying something I felt the multiverse collapsing.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 11:06 (three years ago)

premiered the same year as the first season of Always Sunny

I'm sure Kaitlin Olson was happy to parachute out of that mess (Kelsey Grammer's Sketch Money Plane)

mh, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 15:19 (three years ago)

So vaguely remember seeing that at the time, I think...

Evan, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 16:40 (three years ago)

had to rewatch this full-screen to convince myself that isn't KG at the bar

SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE (1989) dir: Steven Soderbergh pic.twitter.com/jhpRFlzg2B

— Erotic Films Out Of Context (@NoContextErotic) January 13, 2023

mark s, Friday, 13 January 2023 23:01 (three years ago)

I didn't know until today that Kelsey Grammer is married to the daughter of a Bristol City footballer and has a house in Portishead

kinder, Friday, 20 January 2023 14:04 (three years ago)

four months pass...

Dave Charlton Trotta looks like a motherfucker with etc.

Kelsey Grammer “warned” Hollywood about “extraordinary” ‘Frasier’ reboot co-star Nicholas Lyndhurst

nashwan, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 10:26 (two years ago)

Have they started shooting this yet?

I humbly request just one episode where Frasier calls Lyndhurst a plonker, just once.

Ste, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:16 (two years ago)

Though the show makes a return, some of its former award-winning cast won’t.

How can penetrating investigative journalist Will Richards be so sure

serving bundt (sic), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 16:30 (two years ago)

can they credibly have Eddie the dog return. dog years

mh, Thursday, 15 June 2023 04:00 (two years ago)

ten months pass...

Young Kelsey looks like the yuppie equivalent of a baby that looks like an elderly man:

This guy on Cheers pic.twitter.com/MkRxElWyZX

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) April 23, 2024

paisley got boring (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:29 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDxQbxzdv98

Big Bong Theory (stevie), Thursday, 2 May 2024 17:34 (two years ago)

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/DMelEiC.gif

pplains, Sunday, 18 August 2024 03:37 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

Money Plane Goof:

The computer servers are clearly CD Players stack on top of each other. In one shot, an Barenaked Ladies 'Stunt' CD pops out during a fight scene.

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 13 September 2024 18:38 (one year ago)


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