WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

It's only a matter of time before they end articles with "fact" or "end of".

Have they used I'm Not Racist But as a headline yet?

fairly sure that it's in latin on the letterhead

Haha

tametsi ego operor non distinguo obviam peregrinus

Genius:

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week1/15661188.jpg

"Unfortunately Wayne that's not the World Cup you are holding" reads so weirdly

I thought that was a mock sub-heading. Good work judge.

xp ...as does "Now asylum if you're gay".

"Unfortunately Wayne that's not the World Cup you are holding" reads so weirdly

Yeah, "never mind your precious baby boy and the unbridled happiness of fatherhood in your eyes, where's our shitty football trophy waaaaaaaaah".

Love that photo btw

Getting a real 'tinfoil hat/yellow sputum in corners of mouth / staring at people going into Currys on the high street' vibe from the "they" in the top left headline

Nice to see Rooney actually giving a shit about something for once...

wow I can across as a bit of a selfish dick there, sorry...

On a related note:

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5673/picture2kt.png

Oh boy, just wait till stories about failed gay asylum seekers start showing up

Maybe there should be a gay test to go with the citizenship test?

good fucking lord

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/186563

And once they get over here, the'll BREED and MULTIPLY!! oh,wait...

Brian: "It says 'ROMANS GO HOME'!"
Centurion: "No it doesn't."

"Hmm, I wonder what pic we can use to illustrate this complex story of migration from many different countries, with many different cultures and religions...?
Oh, I know..."

http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/285x214/186563_1.jpg

"ethnics"!!!!

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week2/15664213.jpg

Terrible headline.

It should be 1 in 5, or one in five.

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"Myths and truths about your eyes"

TRUTH: in 40 years one in five of your eyes will be an ethnic

also i'm not sure they know what the word "ethnic" means :/

Funny colour you couldn't just get from being on holiday, I suspect.

TRUTH: in 40 years one in five Coronation Street stars will have life after the menopause

In 40 years one in 5 weekdays will be a Tuesday.

DAVID CAMERON GIVES PRESIDENT OBAMA PICTURE BY FORMER HOODIE GANG MEMBER

These politician gift exchanges must be like awkward family Christmas Day x a million...

I'm sure the Jay-Z loving President Obama will be horrified by the very idea of one of our terrifying 'hoodies'.

http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/files/2010/07/20_painting_2802.jpg

^ this is the picture (dunno if this was posted elsewhere)

Haha wau that's bad.

Ben Eine's the guy who does all the shop shutters around Hackney.

That picture would work maybe as the cover of a shitty poetry collection that nobody is going to read, but not sure I'd want a full-size one hanging up in my toilet.

Is that word accross meant to mean something? (google finds one link to a Finnish newspaper article that then doesn't contain the word)

It's the name Tuomas gives to his genitals...

Hahah, of course the Express is the only newspaper to put the Desmond takeover story on its front page:

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week4/15670181.jpg

At least they've worked out that their target readership is ugly and has bad breath.

Anybody fancy collaborating on a gritty new 21st century revival of Love Thy Neighbour for Channel 5? Think we'd have a good chance of getting commissioned.

I bet Europe won't let you.

FREE TIC TACS FOR EVERY READER

I like the way they have tried to make tic tacs a little bit sexy.

OUTRAGE AS SCROUNGERS BLOW £220M IN TIC TACS

You'd think that photo is Desmond resting his head on his hand but it's actually an immigrant punching his jaw.

A massive Big Ben-style Muslim clock at the heart of Mecca is threatening to destroy British time.

looooooooooooooooool

o man. sounds like a storyline from a BNP-produced Doctor Who.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Aug/Week3/15694620.jpg

“They go out for McDonald’s meals that cost £60 a go and one of his partner’s daughters had a stretch limo ride for her 13th birthday.

“If my dad can ride the motorbike he has in his back garden, then he can sit on a till somewhere. It is just pure laziness. He is just a sperm donor. He is not useful for anything else.”

'hard working daughter' not 100% rong there either tbh

also wtf 60 quid in mcdonalds that's a lot to be dropping on big macs

http://www.princeharry.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/british_royal_family.jpg

Matthew Elliott, chief executive of campaign group The TaxPayers’ Alliance, said: “It’s disgraceful that this family is being given more than taxpayers earn. Our benefits system needs real reform.”

also wtf 60 quid in mcdonalds that's a lot to be dropping on big macs

― k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 09:36 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

it'd be hard to get out of there spending much less with 12 kids and two adults.