The Real Housewives on BRAVO

i almost had a heart attack when i saw a commercial for PART 3 of the reunion during top chef last night

no love for the countess luanne? is she still on the show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEDvlSAMhQU

yes thank you

fucking love countess

she made a hilarious and horrible song, otherwise she is too normal and well-adjusted to be interesting

i don't know, i find the warmth and generosity of spirit that she manages to exude at the same time that she is a snooty cuntess pretty interesting

i dont really find her overarchingly snooty. the others, yes

She's the definition of snooty! Did you see the scene in season 1 when Bethenny introduced her to the guy driving their car and Luann was all "don't introduce me to the help"?

xp really? the woman who lectures everybody on what it is to have class? she's like the real taste maven

but that's the thing about her, even with all of that, she's still pretty loveable

yeah but she actually has a modicum of class, so its like...not that unlovable in her to have opinions about taste

like on reunion part 3 when everyone was screaming and going nuts she just sat there smiling with her hands folded in her lap

great tv

truth

All I know is that Luann must be doing backflips about Kelly joining the cast as it totally deflects attention from her own idiocy. So far my favorite quote of the reunion specials was after Kelly described her horrifying tequila + beer drink and Luann said, "What, is that a Mexican version of a margarita?"

haha i know. she might have meant...martini? ridiculous any way you slice it

kelly is so unbelievable

didn't luann write a book about modern manners or something? i remember part of an episode where she was schooling her daughter in the modern WAYS TO BE.

yes

ramona seems like probably the coolest one to hang out w/ irl

didn't luann write a book about modern manners or something?

basically the way they "wrote" her "song" was flip open to a random page in the book and her "producer" pointed at the line "Money can't buy you class, elegance is learned" (mah friend)

wkiw Sonja from NY she's a total bro

ramona and her husband are kind of stupid tho, like lacking in brain cells

ws Sonja too tbh

http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//ramona-runway-gif.gif

ramona's a hot lady, but her eye lifts are seriously ridiculous

Is this one of those "witch house" songs?

http://tinyurl.com/295ps6r

best series on modern television

i made that exact same pronouncement at my house just two nights ago.

in between series, the world is just a bit darker, hope further out of reach.

a perfect graveyard of buried hopes, as anne of green gables said.

this show is a great argument both for and against plastic surgery

wait wha'happen

Beverly Hills husband hangs himself: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20518661,00.html

holy shit

a week before the new series airs though I'm sure it was not related. it sounded, from the first season, like he was having some serious financial difficulties.

although I'm sure that on some level, pinning your family's future financial stability on how bitchy your wife can seem on a tv show might be kind of ego-bruising

i think that might be depressing a little bit

just a little

but you know, he was like one of the few non-douchey husbands on any of these series, and gets props for seeming like he could barely stand to be around anyone.

the main thing I took away from that first season was that he kind of hated and despised his wife, and from reading that article it seems like they had separated, so it probably is related to events that played out on the show

Kelsey is probably even happier he got the fuck out of this show's orbit now

Kelsey was only on there to distract that wife of his from the affair he was having

if only it had been kelsey who had hung himself

Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

y'all

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/09/14/missing.dc.housewife/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I can't even

I'm staying positive, hoping to discover she was not kidnapped and merely torn apart by wolves.

I recently read that she signed up to be on Celebrity Rehab but was kicked out of the cast for not actually having a substance addiction

This woman is seriously demented and is probably hiding in her garage a la the boy in the weather balloon

http://gawker.com/5840416/

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahahahaha

guess we can stop believing

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahahahaha

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Atlanta premiered last night and I don't think I've ever seen so many terrible wigs in one show

The Sydney version of this show is UNREAL

I have been introduced to Vanderpump Rules spinoff Summer House and every one of these people is a special snowflake of a monster.