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There was a young Raggett named Ned
Who had lots of hair on his head
A sharp pen he wields
Like the axe of K. Shields
It's a shame he's not more widely read

[Note subtle shift in tense]

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Whence the doggerel pouring from Aimless?

When one has a knack for doggerel,
It's going to earn one bugger all.
I do it from a sense a fun and games,
Withal it is both aimless and quite lame.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I think this thread is the best thing I've ever started, maybe I should just retire ILX now.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 21 May 2005 05:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon Wi11iams and Ian and me
in high school were only just three
of a posse of phreaks,
art fags, stoners, and geeks
now posting on I. L. *. (E.)

Jon: skinny and obsesséd yout
for pussy and with his comput -
and those not in his friends
ate crow pie in the end
for 'twas their computers he'd root.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I like wonder showzen, love,

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

nate is great, bakes me a chocolate cake

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:41 (nineteen years ago) link

jody and geeta and tokyo rose
these are a few of my favorite hos

― *ducks* (papa la bas), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Marcello Carlin's a mellow darlin[g].

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 21 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

esoteric texts he can quote
knows every session on Blue Note
juggling the duties of a double dad
can't understand why he's not mad
hundreds of posts often funny as hell
yo give it up to my man Ken L

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 21 May 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Taking out suckers in the Windy City
Fantasizing like he's Walter Mitty
Rocking Canasta
Like a master blaster
Clean-shaven to the world as is plain to see
What's my DJ's name?
Jaymc

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Ken L *is* a good feller and he's always saying nice things about my posts, which is most kind of him. :-) Sorry, this is not a poem, I just wanted to echo Lovebug there. Carry on.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

He has good humor and great wit
Though acting like dogs, men'll
be wont to do, don't have a fit
Send them to be schooled by the Ken L.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

People all across this nation
Shout out for their Ken L. ration.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks, dudes. Does this mean I can stop posting now?

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

He's my man, Mr. Ken L,
More full of bark than a kennel.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas
Leaving suckers in comas
With hematomas
Like Roberto Duran
They be shouting "No más"

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

(What Ned was too modest to mention is that I suggested teeny name her child Nedwina.)

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Jon Wi11iams and Ian and me
in high school were only just three
of a posse of phreaks,
art fags, stoners, and geeks
now posting on I. L. *. (E.)

Jon: skinny and obsesséd yout
for pussy and with his comput -
and those not in his friends
ate crow pie in the end
for 'twas their computers he'd root.

That is absofuckinglutely hilarious and good, Jer!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 11:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Nobody likes estela
Maybe someone should tell her

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah! How the stars shine in your eyes, Estela!
You're a true mirabella, more sweet than caramela!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:04 (eighteen years ago) link

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait, is it caramelo in the masculine? I'm really bad at Spanish...

Well, who cares, I'm a poet!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

There once was a girl called Lucretia
Who loved to pick fights on Nietzche,
The kids didn't like,
They put up a fight,
So off she fucked to Srebrenica.

Or:

Lucretia couldn't see her reflection
Not even in the act of genuflection,
"My reflection I must find,
Or am I just blind?"
She said.

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Lucretia used to be called Starry
Until she joined the Hare
Krishnas

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Ode On A Noize Dude, by Lucretia My Reflection

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYJOINTSAACHEJAHFKJALHFKAJFHKJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(who ar...
e
U)?
RingdindindindindindindNIM-baaah

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Lucretia, or the Sarah who's Starry,
I think you are hotter than a big pot of curry,
or am I being too frank - if so, sorry.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

There was an old geezer named Will'm
Who liked music, food, comics and fillum
It was Rock Hardy's doom
To be a nom de plume
His posting to threads tended to kill'em.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Caitlin
could never be thrown in a waste bin
I'd rather have her in a first-mate bin
Or a first-rate bin

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Casuistry
Means sophistry
Reasoning subtly
But dishonestly

But my man Chris P
Is fallacy-free
When he drops logic
It's pedagogic

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Much more than a tourist
Or an idle voyeurist
Cinematic lover and purist
If not a yeux-de-velour-ist
Bang a gong, J. Arthur Rank
For Amateurist!

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Dr. Morbius
Is out of this orb-ious.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:21 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Revive for Nu-ILX!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Scourage,
not one to lack courage.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Enrique Miller
loves Vanilla

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Haberdager,
does that rhyme with "maker"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

No, it rhymes with my surname, hence why it was assigned to me by a schoolfriend (who heard it, I believe, on Age Of Empires).

Paul Edward Wagemann
Don't wanna shag a man

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.labrador-kennel.nl/poepende%20pup%20(2)bij.jpg

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

to scour or to pop
entertains without a prop

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

brainless

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

My braim be good as gold.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Even though I can't
think of anything to rhyme with Abbott
I feel that sometimes I have a rapport
with her.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 07:53 (seventeen years ago) link

When you find a rhyme for Abbott
Be very sure you grab it,
Before it does a rabbit
and it pops down some dark hole.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

this is possibly the lamest ilx thread of all time

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

m@p thinks rhymes are twee

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

m@p - way cooler than thee

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

m@p: a she or a he?

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

aimless: gormless
his rhyming: formless

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

When m@p shall rhyme his talk
the lame (this thread) shall rise and walk!

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like it when total strangers like Map,
need to come up with that "this is lame" crap.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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