People Who Live In Suburbs: Classy, Icky, or Dudes?

so will we be naming this the "Max and Iatee's Forced Relocation Camp" or something a little snappier, like "Stankytown"

brooklyn hampshire

Details, schmeetails. Okay, I just picked the end of the A train. But anyway, it would be easier to visualize if I knew what part that could be represented by.

brohampshire

I think harbl's right and it's a borough-wide average. looking for a density map of brooklyn right now though, out of curiousity....

Fuck You If You Disagree City

we built this fuck you if you disagree city on rock and roll

That's what I mean, if they're really taking the average of the whole land mass, there are some pretty unpopulated parts of the borough.

so will we be naming this the "Max and Iatee's Forced Relocation Camp" or something a little snappier, like "Stankytown"

lol

xpost now bison is bringing it

It's a little unspecific to just say "Brooklyn, New York" given the wide variety of housing options there. I'm sure they don't mean, like, Far Rockaway, but it would be nice to know exactly what part of Bk represents 35,000 people per sq m.

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i assume its an avg. i dont know what it would "represent" in terms of a single, say, block's worth of density--but youd figure that the united states of new hampshire would have a range of options from downtown to... i dunno whatevers more spread out. mill basin?

i think 35k per sq mi is too dense for my tastes, i'm not coming

you'll have the whole rest of the country to chill out in, with the other racists

im not going to force anyone to relocate to new hampshire--basically we will all die if we dont tho. i mean, in the long term.

First the death camps, now forced relocation into Hipster City USA.

See this kind of liberal tinkering with other people's lives is why real Americans are angry. Stay away from our lovingly tended lawns and our god. You can have your soccer games and your iphones.

new hampshire's new state motto
xp

pretty sure we are all going to die in the long term regardless of where we live

unless of course you are a super-careful undead monster

well i meant "the human race"

stop living free or we all die

that would be good for the environment!

y'all read jg ballard "billenium"? freaky shit

Why do hipsters get bitter and cling to their soccer games and iphones?

Great idea to move all Americans to one place where a single natural disaster or catastrophe could kill all of us, let's get on that as soon as possible. Also, visits to our new, spacious "green belt" will be achieved by gyrocopter or somesuch because there won't be any roads or anything but yeah.

mr. pancakes, are you seriously trying to form an argument against "everyone in america should move to new hampshire"?

Natural disaster-prone New Hampshire.

why don't we set up a colony on the moon? not like there's anecosystem we'd be ruining there, or any people we'd be displacing. except for the moonmen, but they don't count as people.

(plus i hear their meat's quite good)

the moon was towed here by aliens, we have no claim to it

one thing to think about--no natural disasters ever happen in new hampshire

that's because they're hording the alien weather-defense technology.

mr. pancakes, are you seriously trying to form an argument against "everyone in america should move to new hampshire"?

What do you think? The libertarians couldn't even manage to pull that one off, I don't think ILX has much of a chance.

ilx is not everyone in america fwiw

that's a lie. there are only 24 people in the united states.

all of them are ilxors the rest are...moonfolk

Dudes

Specimen 1: Sarah Palin

No, I meant ILX couldn't convince everyone t . . . oh, nevermind.

Guys I really fear for this megalopolis hellhole some of you seem to really want.

don't worry dude, already stocking up on gyrocopters

new hampshire, 2020 AD:
http://spengo.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/st_bladerunner_f.jpg

What could possibly go wrong with this massive city?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KBgFq229FM

brooklyn is really not that bad yall

I live in a city where the pop. density approaches 40,000 per square mile, suck it

lolol actually I live in the party of the city where the density is 111,000 per square mile

is it a dreamlike paradise

I levitate to work

omg

brooklyn is really not that bad yall

It will be when all the rural yokels move in!

no, then it will be brooklyn

suburbs are only cheaper if your free time is best spent driving home and to work

(completely bullshitting because people definitely live and work in suburbs too, but I'm generalizing)

NO GENERALIZING ITT