Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

obama's jester is leslie nielsen?

i love the dozens of lincoln-obama ones: and who made it possible? that's right, A WHITE MAN.

haha Just like how Liz Lemon made it possible for Tracy to learn to read.

"And it's all thanks to one very special white lady."

Stewie: You're welcome.
Black guy: I'm sorry?
Stewie: I'm just sayin', make it worth our while, you know? We wrote a pretty big check for you folks here, so, um...you know, whatever. It's fine. It's fine. Doesn't matter. Just, uh... I... just hope you're making the best of what we gave you here.
Black guy: I would say that, given the events that preceded it, the couple hundred years or so, maybe we're about even.
Stewie: Yeah... no, no. We gave more.

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LEFT: BLACK PARASITE, RIGHT: AMERICANS

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LET THE REVISIONISM COMMENCE.

in related, non-cartoon news:

Operation Leper

We're tracking down all the people from the McCain campaign now whispering smears against Governor Palin to Carl Cameron and others. Michelle Malkin has the details.

We intend to constantly remind the base about these people, monitor who they are working for, and, when 2012 rolls around, see which candidates hire them. Naturally then, you'll see us go to war against those candidates.

It is our expressed intention to make these few people political lepers.

welp, at least they'll be so busy wrasslin' each other they might leave us alone for a couple of weeks.

also, palin built like a brick house.

This is one of the most consistently entertaining threads on ILX. I salute you, batshit rightwing cartoonists.

I'm a big fan of this thread too, there's no way I'd ever see any of this looney shit if not for its existence.

I want a cartoon with McCain and Palin fighting underwater inside a burlap sack with a big stone attached to it.

If anyone is taking requests, I guess.

i can finally sort of laugh at these now

http://www.redcounty.com/sarasota/assets_c/2008/11/barbara%20adams%20cartoon-thumb-550x7311.php

Here is the cartoon by Sarasota, Florida artist Barbara Adams (pictured). She envisioned it then worked until 3:00 a.m. putting to paper. Thanks Barbara!

http://www.redcounty.com/sarasota/assets_c/2008/11/barbara%20adams%20cartoon-thumb-550x731-thumb-250x332.jpg

I guess she must have started at 02.55 am.

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i only read asay for the skulls, really.

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the russian orthodox churches of kremlin city are the throne of commuslimunism.

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burn in hell, mike lester. you are human garbage.

i love the scared old people in the assay cartoon

Scared old people, scared babies, LIFE elephant, joyous donkeys, skeletons - they are actually dancing, aren't they - there's a lot to love there.

it's really a work of art. a vile, hateful work of art.

chuck asay will truly be the first to die when we recite the incantation to unleash the judge-liches.

"B-b-b-b-but i don't want to be euthanized"

is mike lester free to actuall publish that in a paper? i honestly think that constitutes hate speech.

The fuck is happening on GAY's face there? It looks like a big referee's whistle

xp: well, he's published somewhere. hopefully that cartoon will change that in at least a few places.

also, i think one of the judges in the asay should be holding a sign that either reads "carousel" or "soylent green."

I guess somebody forgot to tell the mormons that gay marriage is the first step on the road to polygamy

how can marriage get married?

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BLOOD GATES

wow @ mike lester
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OBAMA-
THON

University Alabama renamed = ???

a harmless Alobama "joke" or nod to George Wallace

I'm sure even the cartoonist doesn't know for sure. It's those unknown knowns again.

"obama saves penguin"

I don't think it's too elitist to guess that the "penguin" blurb is because of a half-heard and not-understood discussion of polar bears and their tense relationship with Sarah Palin, on top of not knowing where penguins live.

Penguins are also gay, according to Hollywood.

I understand it's just a political buzzword but for some reason the idea of "penguins" really resonates with me.

xpost Yeah I didn't think of that.

Well, either way, FUCK penguins and anyone who saves them. Are ya with me, people?

FACT: penguins are against offshore drilling.

I like that he can't cite a single real instance of media bias for his cartoon.

Kenan, only for oil...

groan.

The thing is that if any of those things ACTUALLY happened, they'd certainly be newsworthy.

HA hell yes! Imagine the footage!

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also, plenty of toons about the bailout today, but this one stuck out:

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cuz only them librul pussies use CFLs

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yes...what went wrong in the 08 election was the gop not letting in any moose-hunting rubes...i mean if they had even let in ONE it would have all gone differently!

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Henry Waxman isn't a handsome man by any measure, but he should seriously consider suing Asay over that caricature.

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how can that be both you and joe the plumber

YOU'RE ALL JOE THE PLUMBER!

YOU GET VASELINE! AND YoU GET VASELINE!

Marxist radical!