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Busted!

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Both wrong. Much, much worse.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

TAD?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Click on the picture already?

Oh wait, I forgot he has no head. It's too gross, even for me.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just a penis, man, chill

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

But it's an icky penis!

It's not icky because it's a penis, it's icky because of whose penis it is!

Plus, manky pube dreads, man.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Gira?

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you *really* not guess whose penis it is, or are you taking the piss?

I get accused of having a one-track mind, but obviously not one-track enough... (ewww, trackmarks, eewwww, what a turnoff, UGH!!! my toenails hurt)

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Jason Spaceman?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not looking at the image....

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

::bashes head against desk::

Surely I would be *happy* about photos of naked Jason Spaceman?

I am growing tired of this guessing game. If you are going to post naked pictures of yourself to your blog, you should at least have the decency to leave your head in. Honestly.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, if I were a meaner person....

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, there is a name in the URL.. is it that dude's penis?

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's not that dude's penis.

My boss has gone home, so I had all my colleagues over to look at it, and they couldn't guess either. Sigh!

(Though I was warned that looking at too much interweb porn would turn my bollocks black. Good thing I don't have any!!!)

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Well then I haven't a clue. Just tell us!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

For fucks sake, there's a picture of him with clothes ON upthread!!! :-)

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Those dudes on the bed making out?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we supposed to know who they are?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I don't really know who any of the dudes pictured on this thread are.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I didn't turn it into the guessing game! I just said he was icky! I mean, he's not so bad when he's clothed and making out with guys, but nekkid? Harsh my buzz, dude!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't say who it was because I was EMBARRASSED by who it was, not coz it was a big secret or something. Sigh.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

or is that we don't care/know about shitty music?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, "Busted" was not in fact referring to the band, though I did burst out laughing after hitting send.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I confess, it's Jon Williams naked. You caught me out.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS IS NOT COMMISERATION OF THE HORN. THIS THREAD NOW GIVES ME FLACCID BONERLESSNESS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

my dick is bigger.

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://sphax666.free.fr/Ta%EFwan/Ang%20Lee/tigredragon/Zhang%20Ziyi%20petit.jpg
Fear not Nickalicious and other Asiaphile mens of ILX, I will help you rediscover your horny, while I slay my master's assassin with my ninja sword of kickassocity.

― Zhang Ziyi (has no moral objections whatsoever to my objectifying her thusly, ob, Monday, 4 October 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG HI DERE KEN C

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I was actually quite pleased that that picture took away my clit-on! I should print it out and carry it with me for whenever I need guaranteed horn removal! HORN REMOVAL MAAA-CHIIIIIINE!!!!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

DEEZ NUTS

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

do girls think its charming when you're high and overenthused when you talk to them?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

No. Oh God, no.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yea, exactly

OOPS

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it Pete Docherty out of the Libertines porn?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

(said purely to increase google hits obv)

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"clit-on." I love it.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Things wrong with that picture:

1) dude needs a trim. I've seen goats with better-kept pubes.
2) what's with the scratching and scarring? Is that where the Roman soldier pierced his side?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

If you want to increase teh googles, it helps if you spell it right, Barry!

Scratching and scarring = ask any teenage girl what that's about.

My clit-on was totally buzz-harshed until I found this picture of a dirty boy clearly BEGGING me to give him the Too Posh To Wash Treatment:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/batgirl_2/carlinbath.jpg

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

And for th boys:

http://www.importforum.com/public_pics/Alexies_Thorpe_11.jpg

Man, that one never gets old.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Her butt is not as sticky-outy as this butt:

ihttp://melaniemay.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/libertines15.jpg

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

But but but I even checked with my friendly Libertines fan in the office to make sure I WAS spelling it right!!

Kate, do you actually get turned on by DIRT and GERMS or is it just the image thing?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

porno-butt

The guy in the bathtub could be 15 years old, for all you can tell. But I an getting a clear picture of Kate's tastes -- skinny, hairless, sweaty, and much too young for her.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

hi kate

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Wellllll... I used to think it was impossible to be too dirty, until my days with the Dirt Queen in Hoxton. There's a line, obviously, but, you know, Joe used to go about a month between his ceremonial hairwashings, and that never bothered me.

And the whole appeal of dirty boys is the idea that you can put them in a bathtub and wash them!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that Ornaldo Bloomps is the front row in Kate's picture?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i have mud in my hair from biking a lot....

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw the picture was called 'carlinbath' and my first thought was not of him from the Libertines. Now I feel all wrong.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

EEWWW!!! EWWWWW!!! EWWWWW, DC, YOU JUST HARSHBUZZED MY CLIT-ON!!!

Quick, post more dirt to recover:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/batgirl_2/511.jpg

Man, that might actually just be too filthy even for me.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I swear this picture was taken in the dirties motherfucking place ever

I WOULD BE WEARING TIGHT PANTS FOR DEE LADIES BUTT IT WAS LIKE 110 DEGREES THAT DAY

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, is this because you haven't had sex with a dirty little boy in a while, or are you constantly horny?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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