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and then the novel just stops. It was more unsettling than the total freakout Armageddon that preceded it.

Okay, I can get behind that. But what ruined it for me was the transformation that the bad guy goes through at the end, which IIRC takes all of two or three pages. I mean it's obvious throughout the book who the bad guy is, but doesn't he turn into a (spoiler alert) fucking magical goblin and just zoom off or something like that? It seemed like SK needed to wrap the book up really quick.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha see, I'd read The Tommyknockers before this one and was there fully expecting a horrifically awful ending.

― HI DERE, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

I think part of the reason that my King re-reading project fell apart was that I just can't fathom re-reading The Tommyknockers, Insomnia, or Gerald's Game. (And yet they continue to sit on my shelf...)

i wish he'd update "danse macbare".

That would be soooooo awesome.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

totally! danse macabre is easily one of my favorite things he's ever written

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

His best story was in the New Yorker, around 01 I think. Called "All That You Love Will Be Carried Away." In that 'Everything's Eventual' collection.

That story made me lose my shit. So well-written, so darkly melancholic, yet so funny and mundane at the same time. I still think about the line, "Save Russian Jews, Collect Valuable Prizes" ALL THE TIME.

Anyone who hasn't read it, plot synopsis here.

I didn't realize the russian jews line was in it... now i should re-read that.

― the table is the table, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Completely agree with that, table. "All That You Love Will Be Carried Away" is astonishing. Didn't realise it made the New Yorker, though. King's slowly been receiving more literary kudos of late, not that it matters.

Sara, I'm still thinking about the sadism thing! If I get a minute, I'll post more thoughts.

― Lostandfound, Sunday, 13 May 2007 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

i've only read a couple of short stories by SK ("the jaunt" and that one about the kid whose grandmother is a witch) and they both freaked the hell out of me. i don't think i've got the constitution to make it through a whole novel.

― J.D., Sunday, 13 May 2007 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

OMG THE WITCH ONE, BRRRRRRR

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't that one called "Gramma?" Completely creepy.

I've seen two or three Stephen King short stories in The New Yorker. One of which was some kind of gangster story set in the area I grew up... and which mentioned a certain Spiral Bridge that used to be there. That was weird.

Sara, I'm still thinking about the sadism thing! If I get a minute, I'll post more thoughts.

Okay! Really, Misery was my huge example, but Dan reminded me of the scene that didn't make it into Salem's Lot... and now I'm thinking of a nasty scene with The Kid that's in the unabridged version of The Stand...

Still, I'm kind of in love with the idea that sadism is in the eye of the beholder now. :)

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

One of which was some kind of gangster story set in the area I grew up...

okay WAHT??????????

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

It's also in Everything's Eventual. The story is titled "The Death of Jack Hamilton." It's set in St. Paul (which, you have to admit, is certainly near Hastings). Here's the paragraph that REALLY got my attention, though:

We crossed the Mississippi about twenty miles downriver from St. Paul, and although the local cops were all on the lookout for what they called the Dillinger Gang, I think we would have been all right if Jack Hamilton hadn't lost his hat while we were making our escape. He was sweating like a pig - he always did when he was nervous - and when he found a rag on the backseat of the carpenter's car he whipped it into a kind of rope and tied it around his head, Injun style. That was what caught the eye of the cops parked on the Wisconsin side of the Spiral Bridge as we went past them, and they came after us for a closer look.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, the Wisconsin side of the Spiral Bridge? lol the spiral bridge must have been HUEG!

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know if he's a sadist, but he's really good at spending 200 pages making you fall in love with a character and then spending the remaining 400 pages beating them to death with a stick. i always felt that way about john irving too. i suppose that's the nature of horror though. or tragedy. in king's case. melodrama in irving's case.

― scott seward, Sunday, 13 May 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know if he's a sadist himself, I just think there's a lot of sadistic stuff in his books! John Irving, I don't know... he has a lot of dark humor in his books, though. (I love "Sorrow," the dog in Hotel New Hampshire...)

lol the spiral bridge must have been HUEG!

Dan, have you been out to the place in Hastings where the crazy guy has built a Spiral Bridge, a scaled down model of St. Boniface (the church I went to growing up), and all kinds of other weird stuff?

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

omg YES! I think we took a school field trip to that place in 1st or 2nd grade!

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

A friend of mine got married at the St. Boniface model. I had no idea that place existed when we were in GRADE SCHOOL. Wow. (You should totally take J031 there.)

Hmmmm, you know if the Spiral Bridge were further south than really was, it might have crossed from MN to WI. (I'm thinking of Prescott; I think it's still MN on the other side of the river there...)

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure the Spiral Bridge was at the bottom of Hollywood Hill where the current bridge into Hastings is; in order to reach Wisconsin, it would have to cross the St. Croix, which, given where it was, = HUEG BRIDGE LOL

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

That would be a seriously WIDE bridge...

We can see that Mr. King was not from around Hastings. (Although, given much of his subject matter, he might as well have been...)

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Okay I just did some research and you are talking about something much newer and more insane than the historic model I saw, which may have been in city hall. WTF they moved St. Boniface there brick-by-brick???????????

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it's not the whole church, but its like a 2/3 model or something. My friend who got married there always wanted to get married at St. Boniface and she sort of got her wish... it's just not as big, so going in the proportions are all wrong compared to memory and I kind of thought it had a weird dream-like quality because of that.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

...which therefore makes it appropriate for Stephen King.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Good old Ned, bringing us back on-topic.

I should restart the Dark Tower series, since it's now done and all.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Exactly Ned! By not visiting Hastings' many interesting sites, Stephen King is overlooking a vast amount of scary story material.

And to think that I've always felt nervous about visiting Maine due to reading Stephen King novels.

I think the Dark Tower series might be my summer vacation reading. Maybe.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

I sort of feel like my high school years WERE a Stephen King story.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Fear not, people, you've inspired me to start this thread:

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53682

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

lol, you're not the only one. (I'll meet you guys later, over by the Standpipe, okay?)

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

PS Ned, you're awesome.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Delayed roffles at "Hastings' many interesting sites" because the first thing that popped into my head was "Dairy Queen!"

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

That DQ isn't as mundane as it seems on the surface, Dan.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Great, I'm now imagining a soul-stealing Mr. Misty. Thanks.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

"What secrets lie behind the facade of the neighborhood ice cream shop? Find out as Stephen King spins another spine-chilling tale of deception, betrayal and soft-serve ice cream in The Freeze. (July 2009)"

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Sure, it tastes good going down, but...

(omg I'm having a flashback to a really unpopular horror movie called The Stuff now... THANKS DAN)

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

This is I think the third time someone has brought up "The Stuff" this week! hahahahaha

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.toastedpixel.com/comic/clips/lawandorder/thestuff.jpg

So Sara, it tastes good going down, you say.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

Well, what can I say, I'm a sucker for a hot fudge sundae.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

That looks like a promo pic from a movie that's a Stephen King/extreme porn hybrid.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

lol, there are just so many layers to this...

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Another memorable King short story: "Quitters, Inc." Again, it seems like the idea has a bit of sadism in it, but hey, if you really want to quit smoking...

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Paul Sorvino AND Michael Moriarty?? I want to see this now.

― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 13 May 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

Of Stephen King's first 17 novels, everyone has been or is being made into a film or tv miniseries -- two of them being mini series and one of them is supposedly in the works. (see below)

'Approximately ten years ago The Eyes of the Dragon was optioned by a French company but the option collapsed. Currently Steven E. Gordon holds that option and is developing this project for an animated feature.'

The streak begins with his first book Carrie in '74. The next book to not be adapted to film is Dolores Claiborne in '92.

That lucky bastard. I think he might be rich.

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 25 November 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

Dolores Claiborne was made into a movie (or maybe a mini-series?).

― milo z, Sunday, 25 November 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolores_Claiborne_(film)

― milo z, Sunday, 25 November 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

thank you, I missed that when I was looking up several of the first 17 Stephen King novels on wiki. Now I have no idea when his last novel was adapted and I guess I better get back to work :/

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 25 November 2007 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

Gerald's Game (1992) is a novel by Stephen King. It stands as one of the few properties in King's work that hasn't been adapted for television or film, possibly because the lead actress would be required to be naked or near-naked for most of the film, and the disturbing themes of necrophilia.

That means, uh, his first 18 novels have been or are being adabted to television or film.

I don't know if this gerald's game is any good but seeing a naked chick for a whole film seems kinda cool
#'_'#

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 25 November 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

after reading what that book's about, I change my mind, bleh. stephen king takes the fun out of sex.

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 25 November 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

somebody asked about his books with Peter Straub- The Talisman and Black House. both are up there with his best work, if you like SK then they're pretty much essential.

― darraghmac, Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Dude's probably roffling this morning.

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

i just saw "an apt pupil" the other night - bonkers film, really good.

― CharlieNo4, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

Does anyone know which book the story "Rock & Roll Heaven" is in? cuz I just read that recently and it was corny and fricken terrifying at the same time.

I don't like his novels that much but I think his short stories are very good.

― DustinR, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

That's in Nightmares and Dreamscapes and it's called something like, "You Know They Got a Hell of a Band." (I just looked at my copy of the book to double check, walked across the house, and already not sure of exact story title...)

― Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

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