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i have some extremely leftfield sexual kinks that if you care you can search easily for on this very site

*does so* Says here it involves marshmellow creme?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

that's a new one but hey i'll try just about anything once

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

I like Mad World by Gary Jules.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

Fucking pervert.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

i read mills and boon/harlequin/generic trashy romance novels by the bagful. (and thanks for reminding me about christopher pike, mandee, i used to love him!)

i eat english doritos even though they say they aren't for vegetarians.

i'm completely nocturnal right now, and my boyfriend is asleep next to me while i'm trying to make myself tired around here...

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 2 January 2004 04:33 (twenty years ago) link

I completely relate to Kingfishee's insecurity-based confessions.

If I could, I would only consume cookies and milk for a meal. Especially Mrs. Field's freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and the oatmeal raisin cookies I make, and Oak Farms Dairy milk.

I'm unusally good at keeping secrets. In general. Both those told to me and those I choose to hold within me. Unless the "secret" is so obviously not a "secret" anymore.

I get envious of people easily, but there are only a handful of individuals here whom I'm truly envious of. (Only those people whom I've already chosen to reveal anything further to will ever know anything more about that.)

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 2 January 2004 08:36 (twenty years ago) link

i go days without showering and dont really feel bad about it

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:27 (twenty years ago) link

don't be tellin my secrets dee;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:28 (twenty years ago) link

i tell the awful truth about people to their faces and write it off as sarcasm *gasp*

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:28 (twenty years ago) link

don't be tellin my secrets dee;-)

Oh, of course not! Totally Fort Knox up here. *points to brain*

Another confession: I can get massively paranoid. The reason why I'm not asleep at the moment is because I kept on thinking that while I had my eyes closed, someone had broken into my house and wished to do my mother and me harm (and in fact was inflicting harm on my mother at the time). I secretly prayed but it did no good, so I figured I'd best keep awake. These are the nightmares I've faced ever since I can clearly remember (i.e. when I was around four years old).

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:46 (twenty years ago) link

dee i had that same problem for years, but it stopped abruptly as soon as i no longer lived with an unhealthy person who was intent on harming me. you see i wasn't paranoid--i think my mind was trying to tell me there was danger in the house-and there was--just not from where i was expecting it. this could mean yr living situation is too stressful and you can't see it. or at least that is what it meant in my case.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:52 (twenty years ago) link

I am completely unable to blow up balloons.

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 2 January 2004 12:07 (twenty years ago) link

I've been wearing the same jeans every day for two weeks and i don't care.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 12:29 (twenty years ago) link

So you shouldn't! I've done that but for two months, loads of times.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 2 January 2004 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

i only OWN one pair of jeans.

sometimes i pee in an empty cup if i am too lazy to make it to the bathroom.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

I do THAT too but I can pour it out outside, I live on a semifarm, and also the toilet's upstairs and I'm halfway through a record etc

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 2 January 2004 13:40 (twenty years ago) link

i feel loads better having that "peeing in empty cup" thing off my chest.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

Are you not terrified that you'd overfill the cup and end up with piss ont he floor? I would be. The bathroom's only four eight feet from the bedroom (and three from the living room) so this is not a concern.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:14 (twenty years ago) link

well you have to exhibit control over the pressure and release.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

alternately get a big gulp cup.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

my urethra muscles are like wo.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

ehehehehehehe...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

hmmm, if it wasnt for the fact i insist on using a proper Armitage Shanks for such dirty business i would probably not get out of bed at all at the weekend, so good job i don't keep cups around bedside

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:32 (twenty years ago) link

I thought it was "wo", good. Unless that was a typo.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

I just ate a whole Chocolate Orange. I fear I may die of greed.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:54 (twenty years ago) link

if I take any medicine in the codeine family I am unable to pee for an uncomfortable length of time

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

I had dinner at my parents' last night and had ungodly gas for the next 12 hours.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

and shortly after I got my wisdom teeth out I took a larger-than-reccomended dose and found myself a couple hours later standing over the toilet, delirious and tearful

(xp)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 January 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

I used to have a pathological fear of Gene Wilder.

http://www.genewilder.org/photos/ww/ww_singing.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 2 January 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago) link

Say Alex, is the grisly reaper mowing?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 January 2004 22:28 (twenty years ago) link

The rowers are not showing any indication that they're slowing!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 2 January 2004 22:33 (twenty years ago) link

Wow, my mate C3leste has an unreasoning, pathological loathing of Gene Wilder. You should form a support group.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 2 January 2004 22:46 (twenty years ago) link

Well, I'm over it now, but he used to inexplicably give me the fear when I was a child.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 2 January 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

How about Zero Mostel?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 January 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago) link

Zero's cool.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 3 January 2004 01:43 (twenty years ago) link

I am much more scared about being in a new city than I thought I would be.

I tend to try harder when people seem to be against me. Surely, they must not know the real me, or they would like me, right?

On the other hand, I can be blatantly rude to people I'm not interested in befriending simply because I hate making small talk. If we're not on the same wave-length, then what's the point?

I tend to be pretty selfish in general, but am always calling other people out on it. If someone points out my own selfishness, I tend to wrap myself even deeper in my own egocentrism.

I am extremely sensitive.

In the end, I'm a big peace-loving hippy.

I like to talk about my bands because it is a big part of who I am.

I really should be in bed now.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Saturday, 3 January 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago) link

I've had a codiene addiction for something like 10 years now. I cant even begin to imagine getting off it. Also, when anyone expresses concern and tries to suggest I do something about it, I get irrationally angry and have to change the subject. I'm really not proud of any of this.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 3 January 2004 07:48 (twenty years ago) link

i'm noticing weird side effects from the drugs i've been doing (recreationally) for almost a decade now.
i've not exactly slowed down lately either.
also, i should be in bed.
but i have to do the dishes.
which i never do.

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 3 January 2004 08:00 (twenty years ago) link

re: codeine

that's an odd addiction! in pill form, or T3s or ??? Since it is an opiate, there are medical detoxes for it. they can sedate you until it is out of your system. 10 years is a long time, but you can do it. plus, opiates are nasty for men, they kill sexual urges. you'll want to fuck like a bunny once you're off it! good luck :-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:08 (twenty years ago) link

Um, I'm female BTW :)

Its in pill form, in Aus you can buy a paracetamol/codiene tablet from chemists quite easily (no prescription). Interesting about the sex drive thing, never heard that one before... hmmm...

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:20 (twenty years ago) link

sounds basically like T3s in the us. oh, yeah, opiate addiction makes guys completely useless. if you want to get laid 24/7 date a speed freak, lol

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:22 (twenty years ago) link

for girls tho, everything is an aphrodesiac :-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:23 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, especially me scratching my arse.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:14 (twenty years ago) link

er.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:23 (twenty years ago) link

Please tell me it's so.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:44 (twenty years ago) link

i am a virgin.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

a monkey has just flown from my....

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

orbit, are you questioning my virtue (and honesty)?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 3 January 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

I just lied on my h341th lnsur4nc3 application. My agent told me they'll never find out about my E.R. visit yesterday. I hope to hell he's right, even though that sounds awfully dubious. How could they not find out?

― Aaron A., Saturday, 3 January 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

i do NOT know how that monkey got in there, Sam, I am *so* sorry!
:-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

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