In Ireland we have nostalgic ads

YOU COULD PUT A BIT O' BUTTER ON THE SPUDS, ANDRE

the andre one is like a failed draft of these later masterpieces

classic thred, but "he'll be barn in jurmany, but his feet will touch irish soil furst" crosses into official "fuck off and die" territory

thats not a phake sounding irish accent btw

spelling is more trying to convey that simpering heartfelt whisper putting jam on the accent that is horribly fake. & anyone who would do something like this and tell people abt it is the worst kind of disgusting savage imo or certifiable.

dear god man, just play him Thin Lizzy in his crib or something.

have they found a donor for your soul transplant yet?

sorry man but grabbing him bloody out of the womb and plunging him into your shoebox to prove to everyone how important your irish identity is = NAGL

Richmond Sausages: we have a packet of these in the freezer. Some people may think that is because I am gullible English person, but no! In town there is a butcher who makes sausages on the premises and they are a thousand times better. Richmond sausages are our cheap go-to sausage when we want to knock together a toad-in-the-hole.

kinda feel liek they hint at this whole human drama surrounding his family's closeness, the suspicion that he's been taken by this german woman away from home, the land that was supposed to be his, that he still misses, and that this is just a way of making some sort of symbolic compromise

xp

but i mean, to these ads get shown elsewhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi1_1kAEZgk

for those who like the letter-writing format:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW2a0hY6_Xo

way xxxxposts but it was like a national scandal when sally o'brien turned out to be irl english

idg the appeal here

eh its like an actual thing that when you are visiting ppl in other countries you are required to bring taytos, and i know from all the polish supermarkets in ireland now that ppl really do miss stuff from home, ireland has a weird relat. w/ diaspora etc.

i am nostalgic for all these nostalgic adverts

just lolling at "barry's tea", idk why

do irishmen living in england get nostalgic for taytos or is it just crisps in general longing for the further afield

they get nostalgic for it, sure and why wouldn't they?

well as far as i have discerned tayto quality isnt that vast compared to yr average walkers and whatnot - certainly not a void on the level of a pole pining for his packet of cup-a-borscht or whatever

the taytos u get abroad are a pile of shit

they're not the same, yr import tayto are made in NI to a different recipe i think.

but in either case r|t|c god made taytos on day 7 iirc

yeah i mean if you buy taytos outside of ireland they taste like cardboard, but here they really do render all other types of crisps irrelevant

cant imagine lyfe without taytos.

i mean barrys tea i can take or leave, tbh, that diaspora thing is just marketing bullshit. but taytos i dunno.

nah that NI thing is mostly bullshit, they are pretty much the same ime. however walkers cheese and onion are fucking appalling compared to any tayto or king crisps....so shit, can't believe rtc can't taste the diff!

(that esb as above is beautiful)

x-post just also to say, don't think i miss anything from ireland apart from decent sausages and i am slowly being weaned onto the british variety.

esb ad*

im in ireland right now

no ur not, i would see u

I was in "county roscommon" all week eating the pint of harp

nobody drinks harp=u are not in ireland

where did u even find harp on draught

well it was the metaphorical harp, really i was just eating loads of butter and various meat puddings

i had "the pint of guinness" though just like james joyce once did

anyone remember that dennys rashers ad with the irish guy and his american wife getting a phone call rom the old sod

how did you enjoy "the trip to ireland" max?

michael do you mean the denny ad where "it's breakfast time back home"?

I deeply enjoyed myself "local policeman" (via Gaelic). I went, with my grandmother, to the town from where my great great great grandfather emigrated. I also read the first hundred or so pages of Murphy. All in all, I would describe it as a "crack."

i have never read any joyce

kindof ashamed

Really though, I had a great time--everyone I met was friendly and helpful and the food, despite what I expected, was great. Good job on your country.

bought ulysses a few months back but can't get into it, despite liking musil/broch and stuff that gets compared to him a lot. max it's "craic" tho you probably knew that. "crack" is a drug which is frowned upon in Irish culture.

where in Roscommon was it? my friend's parents have a house in Boyle that I've been to a lot.

i have only been to roscommon to go to hyde park

is one of those places i don't think i've ever met anyone from (aside from while being there)

nah they all flee to galway

I was near Boyle in a tiny town called Castlecoote. Very pretty but probably insanely boring to live in.

Joyce is great. But I read Ulysses in college with one of "those" professors and feel like I totally "got" it & by extension "the soul of all Ireland."

Really though the reason I "get" Ireland is cause I've seen that Harp ad.

you are more irish than the irish themselves

x-post otm, did you see sally o'brien at all while "home"

sally o'brien was irl a brit sori to destroy ur illusions

she was on the late late to break it to the nation i saw it on reeling in the years

can't believe i lusted after a brit...an insult to the patriots

sorry were gonna take you out and shoot you now RIP i guess you had a good run

sher

Omg

you can almost feel every life-ending internal injury

I’d totally forgotten that awful visceral cronch sound effect too

the airplane crash scene in Society of the Snow hit's even harder than that ad, just more snapping legs and broken necks than I needed at this moment.

the airplane crash scene in Society of the Snow hit's even harder than that ad, just more snapping legs and broken necks than I needed at this moment.

that seat belt ad - holy shit! I can't imagine how they could make the violence that graphic without injuring the actors

I remember as a teenager when the first person learned to drive re-enacting that on the maiden drive in the backseat

Do it do it do it