DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived Cleggeron era

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I believe they're planning to. But it was invented by Tories so big shock.

every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:36 (sixteen years ago)

They said they wouldn't *hollow laugh*

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

Don't you understand??!?!??! Labour lied about the finances man!!! All bets are off!!!! Patriotic nurses throw yrselves under nearest tram now!!!!!!

every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:43 (sixteen years ago)

Look for increasingly overcrowded waiting rooms at local GPs as Liberal Democrat supporters turn up complaining of inability to sleep at night

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:48 (sixteen years ago)

Just reading a rather resonant section of Chesterton, writing of his childhood in the late 1800s -

Anyhow, there has been a change from a middle-class that trusted a business man to look after money because he was dull and careful, to one that trusts a business man to get more money because he is dashing and worldly. It has not always asked itself for whom he would get more money, or whose money he would get.

fa la.

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

Labour was always going to increase taxes too -- not that it makes it any less shit. xp

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

Prime Minister of England David Cameron is to fly the flag of St George above Downing Street for the duration of the World Cup.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:29 (sixteen years ago)

That's wretched.

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

At least he is English

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

Hang on, I've just fallen for something there haven't I? There's no way he'd possibly do that.

ha ha, xpost - got your St George's cross flying already, Tom?

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

Well, if Scotland had made it, he'd be etc...

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

Cameron confirmed it during PMQs today!

carson dial, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

White 'n' red facepaint at the ready

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

Can see George Osborne complaining the neighbourhood's going to the dogs since the chavs moved in next door. Big glowing inflatable Santa to go up over Christmas too.

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

No matter what part of the UK people came from, he said he hoped they would be shouting 'come on England'.

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

"The prime minister told MPs that the move would not cost anything"

<buries head in hands>

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

Apart from the one remaining Tory seat in Scotland

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:41 (sixteen years ago)

My once-in-a-generation cut? The armed forces. All of them

i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

A+++ trolling there Simon.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

Tell me about Diane Abbott?

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

Quite a lot of discussion of her here.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, sorry, just saw that. Carry on.

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

Tell me about Diane Abbott?

I'm more likely to be the next leader of the Labour Party than her... and I'm not even a member of the Labour Party

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

You are less likely, then.

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

Prime Minister of England David Cameron is to fly the flag of St George above Downing Street for the duration of the World Cup.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, June 9, 2010 2:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

although there are bigger things to be pissed off about, i guess im resigned to them. this is effing lame though.

doop snobby snobb (history mayne), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

Should hang a really big one out of the window.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

Wonder if this will drive a wedge between him and all the people who are wondering why he's doing nothing to stop the mass graves full of people shot for wearing England shirts on buses.

MPx4A, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

Have we had the big tourney revival of the FUCKING ENGLAND FLAGS thread yet? I haven't noticed it pop up.

Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

it was revived a few days ago then sank again, I figured the chaveron flag thing would make it pop up.

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

I was just in Engaland (on a cruise up the Thames) and I was stupefied by all the St. George's crosses, I saw, many of which were ratty and many of which appeared to be plastic.

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

Gets a bit grubby when you wrap yourself in the cross of St George 365 days a year.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

Just a question, would Brown have been castized for running up the cross of St. Andrew had Scotland qualified?

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

You better believe it

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

He wouldn't have done it though. Nor would any other Scottish PM, I reckon.

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

Seem to recall Gordon Brown got criticism for everything he did, even losing the election and resigning, so probably.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

Setting aside the likelihood of Scotland qualifying...

It's kind of too bad, that a PM couldn't, if only for a sporting event 'show his colors'. Imagine if there had been a World Cup in Lloyd-George's day.

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

Wd have lolled if Brown had flown a Scotland flag despite them not qualifying

If it's not hurting, you're not lurking (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

It's kind of too bad, that a PM couldn't, if only for a sporting event 'show his colors'

The rule is any colour as long as its England's

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

We are a v. easily butthurt people, the English

If it's not hurting, you're not lurking (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

Gordon Brown famously cited Gazza's goal against Scotland in 1996 as his favourite - anyone who goes to such lengths to ingratiate himself with Englanders wouldn't fly a Scotland flag over Downing Street.

Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

Wonder if MPs can claim flags on expenses. If not, they ought to be allowed to.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

*waves*

http://imgur.com/vOZb8.jpg

James Mitchell, Thursday, 10 June 2010 09:09 (sixteen years ago)

She thinks he's Mark, I'm guessing.

If it's not hurting, you're not lurking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 June 2010 09:09 (sixteen years ago)

Also she thinks she's Jean Simmons, and we're still on the ration.

If it's not hurting, you're not lurking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 June 2010 09:10 (sixteen years ago)

Somebody needs to table a question about how much the security to protect her grave is gonna cost the public purse.

If it's not hurting, you're not lurking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 June 2010 09:10 (sixteen years ago)

And Cameron thinks we can't see he's holding in his gut.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 10 June 2010 09:11 (sixteen years ago)

Somebody john mcdonnell needs to table a question about how much the security to protect her grave is gonna cost the public purse.

― If it's not hurting, you're not lurking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, June 10, 2010 10:10 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

doop snobby snobb (history mayne), Thursday, 10 June 2010 09:14 (sixteen years ago)

McDonnell too busy souping up his DeLorean iirc

If it's not hurting, you're not lurking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 June 2010 09:15 (sixteen years ago)

It's a toss up as to whether McDonnell or Thatcher will hit 88 first...

Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 10 June 2010 11:45 (sixteen years ago)

apparently some attempt to kill cameron in afghanistan? flight diverted, unhurt. some john mcdonnell figure from the future, presumably.

joe, Thursday, 10 June 2010 17:25 (sixteen years ago)


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