DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived Cleggeron era

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akshully recognise that I'm out of step with economic realism here now tho so Good Luck UK and i'm gonna give up on giving a fuck any more. pretty sure all's for the best and I will go live in russia

every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 08:31 (sixteen years ago)

Also: "we must cut" vs "hai guyz vote for your fave service in Britain's Got Cutz" plus I dunno some mad notion that maybe the lowest paid sector of society shouldn't maybe be the peeps to pay for fuck-ups inflicted by unaffected bankscum

Yeah this is the core of it really. Unfortunately there's almost no one in mainstream politics that can articulate this effectively, given the dog of a position that Labour maneuvered itself into.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 08:47 (sixteen years ago)

akshully recognise that I'm out of step with economic realism here now tho so Good Luck UK and i'm gonna give up on giving a fuck any more. pretty sure all's for the best and I will go live in russia

― every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 09:31

this probably explains why this thread has a fraction of the traffic of the us politics thread, even while this country's in a far busier phase of the political cycle

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:38 (sixteen years ago)

maybe not the bit about going to russia, but the sentiment

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:39 (sixteen years ago)

even while this country's in a far busier phase of the political cycle

It isn't though. They haven't started screwing the poor just yet.

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:42 (sixteen years ago)

While this "you get to choose which public services to cut" thing is so obviously a smokescreen to deflect the responsibility when the cuts bite and the public start to hate them, it probably isn't going to work.

Also I'd hazard a guess that the first thing many people would choose to cut would be the international development budget and I'm not sure the govt even have the power to cut that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:58 (sixteen years ago)

Saw an interview with a GBP member on this issue:

GBP: "Well, if they cut anything that affects me then I won't vote for them again."
Inteviewer: "But you're in favour of cuts for other people?"
GBP: "Yes."

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:02 (sixteen years ago)

A lot of creeps making appearances on rolling news that would make Maggie blush with the scale of cuts they are proposing. They also would not VAT to rise by a penny.

The ratio of cuts to tax rises will be a big battleground.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:14 (sixteen years ago)

The ratio of cuts to tax rises will be a big battleground.

Who's battling who though?

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:15 (sixteen years ago)

Like I said upthread, the litmus test will be how they structure and present the banking levy they've been talking about.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:16 (sixteen years ago)

Who's battling who though?

The creeps vs certain members of the coalition? Members of the coalition vs other members? We'll see...

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:23 (sixteen years ago)

Don't look to the Lib Dems to put up much of a fight over this one

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:25 (sixteen years ago)

Good timing of the Budget on Osborne's part. Wait until the last possible moment when England will definitely be in the World Cup.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:29 (sixteen years ago)

They also would not VAT to rise by a penny

VAT is a tax against the poor so tbh I'm cool if they abolish that shit

every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:31 (sixteen years ago)

VAT rise would suck.

Lil' Lj & The World (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:33 (sixteen years ago)

VAT is a tax against the poor

They're bound to put it up then

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:34 (sixteen years ago)

I believe they're planning to. But it was invented by Tories so big shock.

every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:36 (sixteen years ago)

They said they wouldn't *hollow laugh*

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

Don't you understand??!?!??! Labour lied about the finances man!!! All bets are off!!!! Patriotic nurses throw yrselves under nearest tram now!!!!!!

every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:43 (sixteen years ago)

Look for increasingly overcrowded waiting rooms at local GPs as Liberal Democrat supporters turn up complaining of inability to sleep at night

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:48 (sixteen years ago)

Just reading a rather resonant section of Chesterton, writing of his childhood in the late 1800s -

Anyhow, there has been a change from a middle-class that trusted a business man to look after money because he was dull and careful, to one that trusts a business man to get more money because he is dashing and worldly. It has not always asked itself for whom he would get more money, or whose money he would get.

fa la.

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

Labour was always going to increase taxes too -- not that it makes it any less shit. xp

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

Prime Minister of England David Cameron is to fly the flag of St George above Downing Street for the duration of the World Cup.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:29 (sixteen years ago)

That's wretched.

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

At least he is English

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

Hang on, I've just fallen for something there haven't I? There's no way he'd possibly do that.

ha ha, xpost - got your St George's cross flying already, Tom?

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

Well, if Scotland had made it, he'd be etc...

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

Cameron confirmed it during PMQs today!

carson dial, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

White 'n' red facepaint at the ready

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

Can see George Osborne complaining the neighbourhood's going to the dogs since the chavs moved in next door. Big glowing inflatable Santa to go up over Christmas too.

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

No matter what part of the UK people came from, he said he hoped they would be shouting 'come on England'.

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

"The prime minister told MPs that the move would not cost anything"

<buries head in hands>

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

Apart from the one remaining Tory seat in Scotland

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:41 (sixteen years ago)

My once-in-a-generation cut? The armed forces. All of them

i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

A+++ trolling there Simon.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

Tell me about Diane Abbott?

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

Quite a lot of discussion of her here.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, sorry, just saw that. Carry on.

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

Tell me about Diane Abbott?

I'm more likely to be the next leader of the Labour Party than her... and I'm not even a member of the Labour Party

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

You are less likely, then.

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

Prime Minister of England David Cameron is to fly the flag of St George above Downing Street for the duration of the World Cup.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, June 9, 2010 2:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

although there are bigger things to be pissed off about, i guess im resigned to them. this is effing lame though.

doop snobby snobb (history mayne), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

Should hang a really big one out of the window.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

Wonder if this will drive a wedge between him and all the people who are wondering why he's doing nothing to stop the mass graves full of people shot for wearing England shirts on buses.

MPx4A, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

Have we had the big tourney revival of the FUCKING ENGLAND FLAGS thread yet? I haven't noticed it pop up.

Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

it was revived a few days ago then sank again, I figured the chaveron flag thing would make it pop up.

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

I was just in Engaland (on a cruise up the Thames) and I was stupefied by all the St. George's crosses, I saw, many of which were ratty and many of which appeared to be plastic.

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

Gets a bit grubby when you wrap yourself in the cross of St George 365 days a year.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

Just a question, would Brown have been castized for running up the cross of St. Andrew had Scotland qualified?

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

You better believe it

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

He wouldn't have done it though. Nor would any other Scottish PM, I reckon.

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:17 (sixteen years ago)


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