Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

she's overrated.

He's like part Robert Duvall, part Ed Harris! Illegal love clone?

Oh, who isn't?

Erm, xpost.

SO NOT an xpost.

ha

she does look cute but there's some coke in that pumpkin dangit

and that's not cute how?

x17 is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has left rehab and is now staying with her father close by. That she is only required to go back now for a few out-patient settings.

An inside source has confirmed exclusively with X17 that Lindsay has left the Cirque Lodge, saying, "Lindsay has spent the last two nights outside of the Lodge. She requested a DVD player and she’s relaxed and happy. She has her cell phone. She doesn’t need to go back to the center, except for a few out-patient sessions."

Our photographer on the scene says Lindsay "has been hanging out with her father and a friend and looks like she’s enjoying her freedom."

But, on the flip side, TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is not out of rehab yet, and that her only upcoming excursion will be to go to the dentist.

There are reports online that Lindsay’s leaving rehab. Not true — at least for now.

Sources tell TMZ that Lindsay is in family therapy all this week at the Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah — with her father, Michael Lohan. We’re told she will be returning to L.A. soon — for some minor dental work. But the plan is: when Lindsay’s choppers get fixed, she’ll return to Cirque.

We’re told she’s made amazing progress, and sometime in the foreseeable future, she’ll leave the Lodge.

well

that would be nice

u know, to see someone sober.

and happy.

Hey! Lindsay and I can have sex now!!!

FINALLY.

SO

Brooklyn Academy of Music is having this all-night music, screenings, DJs event thing coming up on Nov. 3, and one of the main attractions is a Lohan career retrospective. FUN FUN

"career"

"ban ^^^"

and it's being sponsored by Union Beer or something, so brooklyn peeps should definitely come have some beer and watch some fun movies

i saw Georgia Rule last night, it was very bizarre. she was pretty good though! she looked good

Saw a picture of her with her dad in t' Heat.

He looks a lot like Phil Tufnel.

it's going to be really awkward/awesome when Lohan dies and we all discuss it on this thread.

:*(

it's ok, Surmounter, I'm sure a mod will change the subject line to "Hot, Ready, and Legally Pronounced Dead At 2:37AM!"

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Jesus, dude. Go easy with the talk of death. Its only Thursday.

"Take, Eat, This is my body.."

And the next question on Jeopardy is...

she was watching jeopardy in georgia rule

Apparently she squandered all her money. Bloody hell, how do you do that? (Answer: lots of designer clothes, coke, rehab bills and partying.)

oh whatevs they always have more money

i just watched Mean Girls again. definitely her cuteness peak.

The kids loved "Freaky Friday", Amber's getting keen to see "Mean Girls", is there any reason why not? (She's nine)

hmmm... not really, it's actually really heartwarming (i know i'm a cornball). i think there's some cursing.

and it's all about like how girls should be accepting of one another

Mean Girls is a great movie, an instant high school comedy classic, like Election.

Election is a bit too dark and adult for high school comedy classic status, especially since the primary POV is that of a teacher!

Mean Girls fucking rules. I watched Saved again last night on the Tv and it's competition even though nowhere as good. Like second in line.

mean girls made me SO HAPPY when i was in a really grumpy mood the other day. for that, it absolutely rules.

saved was ehhh

Mean Girls is amazing - I blame Tina Fey. God I love her.

Mark G - Although it's really great, I actually don't know if I'd recommend it for a nine year old. There are quite a few sexual references and some cursing. It's pretty tame but there's some stuff in there that I don't think is really appropriate for a nine year old.

I don't think a 9 year old would get any of the jokes!

Yeah, and that. Then again, I have no idea what nine year olds are like these days!

They're all having sex and buying loft conversions and reading the London Review of Books.

The moral is that girls who everyone thinks are lesbians are fucking rad, and that is the most important message in life.

I think if I was nine and I saw Mean Girls I might develop an irrational fear of school buses.

cause that shit is like WHAM!!!!

Just like Martha Dumptruck!

yeah, Mark - it's a middle-school movie, not a primary-school one.

OK cheers.

(Seeing as no-one warned me about the enormous vibrator scene in "Top Secret", I appreciate it. )

http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/13/lindsay-sings-got-me-a-new-boyfriend/

o thank god

I found that amusing.

You read the key sentence, right?

http://www.nerdevout.com/pictures/gif/lohan2-vi.gif

i'm glad short girls are getting some credit, finally.

sleeveless hoodies, however, are an abomination