So not gonna happen. I can't see Murdoch selling The Sun.
― Matt DC, Friday, 4 June 2010 09:12 (sixteen years ago)
given that the daily star is a clone of the sun - the last redesign brief copied all their fonts with, i think, the hope that people would buy the star by mistake - it wouldn't make sense for desmond either: he'd have to merge them. but yeah, i assume he's just winding up the murdochs.
― joe, Friday, 4 June 2010 09:52 (sixteen years ago)
Attention sub-editors
― Matt DC, Friday, 4 June 2010 10:25 (sixteen years ago)
massive lol
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Friday, 4 June 2010 10:29 (sixteen years ago)
It's on Press Gazette as well. Genuine production howler.
― Matt DC, Friday, 4 June 2010 10:29 (sixteen years ago)
Dewey Defeats headghgh
― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 10:31 (sixteen years ago)
headline headghgh in topless bar
― joe, Friday, 4 June 2010 10:33 (sixteen years ago)
"We Wgfgfgfg"
(It'll be on Have I got News for you, doubtless)
― Mark G, Friday, 4 June 2010 10:36 (sixteen years ago)
ah: "The error comes as journalists across Johnston Press mull group-wide strike action in protest against staffing levels and the introduction of the Atex production system.
"Press Gazette understands that Atex, which allows reporters to input stories directly on to page layouts, has been introduced across Johnston Press titles in the south of England."
― joe, Friday, 4 June 2010 10:38 (sixteen years ago)
http://editorial.jpress.co.uk/Includes/Images/BTJ/front-bed22.gif
fwiw
― nakhchivan, Friday, 4 June 2010 10:39 (sixteen years ago)
who do you believe? the bedford time and citizen's website or your own lying eyes?
― joe, Friday, 4 June 2010 10:45 (sixteen years ago)
http://imgur.com/xIC0G.png
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:17 (sixteen years ago)
News Sharter?
― sent from my neural lace (ledge), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:20 (sixteen years ago)
*creature harbours grudge against blodes
― WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:22 (sixteen years ago)
LOLLLLLL, blondes
"News Shower" is very Morris-esque.
― I'm being a smartass here, but in a fun way (NotEnough), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:23 (sixteen years ago)
It's actually the News Shopper, ahem, paper of record in Lewisham & Catford.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:29 (sixteen years ago)
Have you noticed issues with crows?
― WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:39 (sixteen years ago)
It's only ever guns, crows and crack these days.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:40 (sixteen years ago)
Don't forget the foxes. Animals be fighting back.
― sent from my neural lace (ledge), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:42 (sixteen years ago)
Crow update: http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/8208903.CATFORD__Elderly_dancer_reveals_crow_attack_horror/
― Will toss in some pants too! (useless chamber), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:47 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/resources/images/1323867/
keen dancer and former actress, you say
― I wonder if heaven got a Netto (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
she's no tipi hedren
― Don't look at the finger (Ste), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:51 (sixteen years ago)
She's Edna Lunt
― Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:53 (sixteen years ago)
from IMDB
Edna Lunt:Letters of Service (2004) .... Dancing Patient
― Don't look at the finger (Ste), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:56 (sixteen years ago)
omg terrifying my gf is a blonde Lewisham/Catford jogger. I know someone who'll be getting a hard hat for her next birthday.
― tetrahedron of space (woof), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:10 (sixteen years ago)
Heard magpies do this all the time in Australia, and that they have to wear special hats.... hang on a sec, this might be a dream...
― GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:19 (sixteen years ago)
No, it's not.
― GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:22 (sixteen years ago)
Erk, just read about the Mirror cutting a third of its staff. Dark times. Though I guess it's lost, what, half its readers during the past 10 or 15 years?
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 10 June 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
press gazette says a quarter of the staff of the mirror, the smirror and the people? made £70m profit last year as well per NUJ. what a bunch of cunts. newspapers shouldn't be plcs.
― joe, Thursday, 10 June 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
This was kind of worrying/a blow too. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/10278700.stm My friends who work for DC Thompson are based at the other site, but it doesn't bode well, I guess. Also not that many companies that still print their own magazines etc., I think.
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Thursday, 10 June 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
The crow attack story really belongs in the "Stuff that looks like the Onion" thread
― hills like white people (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 June 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
A STUNNED mum nearly choked on her favourite chocs - after she found one shaped like a WILLY.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01065/sna1523choc280_1065094a.jpg
Last night a Cadbury's spokesman said: "It appears some of the Nibbles have melted."We will of course offer a full refund if the consumer is unhappy."
"We will of course offer a full refund if the consumer is unhappy."
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 07:02 (fifteen years ago)
WelcomeOur old website has been switched off: enjoy the new
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OpinionSoldiers must get same leniency as the IRADaniel Finkelstein
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)
wait, I'm sorry, I'm only just learning about the chocolate genitals
"My two-and-a-half-year-old grandson eats these and I'd have been horrified if he'd found it."
BUT HE HAS REAL GENITALS
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 17 June 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
Two-and-a-half is a bit young to be learning about eating a bag of dicks tbf,
― slow motion hair ruffle (onimo), Friday, 18 June 2010 09:49 (fifteen years ago)
The Times loses half its traffic since introducing paywall
Still probably too early to judge, and impossible to know how that compares with their projections, but that looks like a pretty decent result to me, no?
Is there still advertising behind the paywall?
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
there were hardly any ads when i looked at it during the trial period. i presume they want that to change, because the subs revenue on its own is going to be pitiful.
― joe, Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
I bought the Wall Street Journal a couple of times recently and got the impression that Murdoch has in fact changed it for the worse. I mean I haven't read it consistently in a few years, but I remember that I used to really like it outside of the editorial page. Today I was particularly put off by a cover story that seemed to be stealth-blaming the federal government for the BP disaster because BP "relied on" some 2004 government report that said that the effects of an oil spill wouldn't be as bad as this.
― hills like white people (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
color me surprised
My sources say that not only is nobody subscribing to the website, but subscribers to [The Times] itself—who have free access to the site—are not going beyond the registration page. It’s an empty world.
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 16 July 2010 13:36 (fifteen years ago)
"Times loses almost 90% of online readershipLess than three weeks after the Times paywall went up, data shows a massive decline in web traffic"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/jul/20/times-paywall-readership
(linked to from http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/07/27/london-times)
― markers, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
looks like someone already pointed this out upthread
― markers, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
"london times" lol
well what rupert wants, rupert gets
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
on the other hand, advertising is fucked too:
“We have been so overtly dependent on advertising as the turbine that runs this place, and that is a very, very risky model as we emerge from the recession,” Condé CEO Chuck Townsend told The Times. “In a company like ours where 70 percent of our margins are generated on the advertising side, we must develop a much, much more effective financial relationship with the consumer.” That is, get money from the consumer instead of the advertiser.Good luck.
Good luck.
― joe, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
interesting article about conde nast and news apps, and how they might be more attractive advertising platforms than the web - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/06/16/ipad_saves_wired/
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)
The bind is pretty obvious - the more you charge -> the fewer subscribers you have -> the less you can make off advertising (unless your smaller subscriber base is especially worth targeting due to being loaded or some such)
― uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)
im not an expert or anything but it strikes me that publications charging for their web advertising on a per-click basis are seriously undervaluing their ad space.
― max, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
i've only just realized that it is impossible to click on an actual newspaper advertisement
therefore they should be free!
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
exactly
― max, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know how much online advertising costs but it seems like it should be the same cost as print per reader/viewer PLUS a per click fee
― uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)