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OK. here goes:

So, some of you (maybe just J.) have met my friend Erica, who is about to graduate from SAIC. She is having a big fancypants final show with some other girls tomorrow (http://www.myspace.com/tha_golden_girls). So, one of the other girls, who I had met a few times, is doing this project focusing on (as I understand it) how she is not attracted to white men. Don't ask me about how art works... Anyway, I, as a white man, was asked to be a part of this project, which involves her making out with various other white dudes (not at the same time) and taping it, then editing some sort of short film out of it. It was apparently a big deal that I was in it, because all the other guys were "skinny, pasty, wimpy art boys" (paraphrased) and I am not any of those things besides pasty. DMX is part of the soundtrack and Grace Jones is involved somehow, that's all I know.

It was pretty fun. She's a nice person.

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Has it occurred to anyone else that I spend the majority of my time with you guys (CHILXors) justifying why I know or don't know something?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:17 (twenty years ago)

It was pretty fun.

duh.

She's a nice person.

sounds like it.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:18 (twenty years ago)

If it helps, man, I never heard that song either. I have, however, heard of Black Rob.

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:18 (twenty years ago)

That's...interesting, Dan.

(fucking art school)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:18 (twenty years ago)

is about to graduate from SAIC

How could this not be part of the equation? Sounds fun! NSFW!

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I remember thinking your friend Erica was attractive.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Has it occurred to anyone else that I spend the majority of my time with you guys (CHILXors) justifying why I know or don't know something?

J., this isn't unrelated to that moment when you started getting some action and switched from talking about not getting any action to talking about not getting any hard drugs.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU

PLS MAKE OUT WITH ME

DMX WILL BE THERE

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

(sorry Dan, making out with weird art girls does sound fun)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

J., this isn't unrelated to that moment when you started getting some action and switched from talking about not getting any action to talking about not getting any hard drugs.

i.e. INSECURITY??

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

I remember thinking your friend Erica was attractive.

Just don't call her "exotic" -- KISS OF DEATH FOR ALL SUITORS

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

B-b-but she's an Eskimo!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:25 (twenty years ago)

OH NO YOU DI'NT

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Just ate an art student girly for dinner
http://www.dailyvault.com/dmx_flesh.jpg

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005RY7X.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Holeee shit, I need to do an art project like that. It will involve bike boys and poets with curly hair.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Neither of which I am attracted to, natch.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

TOOOTALLY.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

poets with curly hair

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

OH WAIT

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Guys, if the video ever makes it online, you all will be the first to know about it.

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Don't throw me in the briar patch with any one who has baby animal face, PLEASE.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000025I9.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://www.dylanthomasboathouse.com/images/education/biblio.jpg

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Two sides of the same coin?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Ok, death is not an option:

The Nuge or Alice Cooper?

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

early alice.

i'd take a noose over the nooge.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

HOW DO I SHOT CONVENT ENROLLMENT?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to see a Billy Collins book (or another poet) with a photo of his arms turning into No. 2 pencils.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

John, I seriously would bet you $20 that you DO have a spare in your car. Did you look UNDER the floor mat in your trunk? Unless it was stolen when your car was stolen, it is there. ALL cars come with a "doughnut" (small, solid rubber tire).

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Like I said, I was enjoying some Alice last night, so I guess I choose him too, although I claim firsties. Also, my friend Missy was OBSESSED with his late hit "Poison" and I have fond memories of that hilariously bad song.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I looked, Jesse! I'm familiar enough with spare tires to know that I don't have one. Maybe my mom used it once when she owned the car.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Or yeah, maybe it was stolen.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps it's under the car. You lie down in the street and check while I drive the car over you repeatedly.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

The J The I The M The M The Y y'all
http://www.kcrx1023.com/images/alice%20cooper.jpg

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

ALICE COOPER = http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Richard_d_james_album_cover.jpg + http://www.topsynergy.com/images/famous/John_Kerry_Main.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

i don't think i would ever say to a girl's face that she was "exotic."

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

would you say it to her cunt?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

LOL at the library!

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

http://i3.tinypic.com/x582vk.jpg

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

That's a good thing, G.

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)

"I Like Girl/Boy Song (Swift Boat Remix)"

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)

No one is exotic.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)

http://joi.ito.com/images2/edwardsaidorientalism.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I'm told I'm exotic. Mostly when I give a hot carl after eating curry...

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

would you say it to her cunt?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), May 4th, 2006 3:01 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

Um.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/classics4ever/alice/characters/images/vera22.jpg

"I'm told I'm exotic. Mostly when I give a hot carl after eating curry..."

― Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Oh VERA.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

A fresh, freckled face indeed.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chicagojournal.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=60&ArticleID=1670&TM=48125.52

― Jeff. (Jeff), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

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