The Hobbit films, previously to be directed by Guillermo del Toro and now to be directed by Peter Jackson again.

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For Hellboy to be mediocre crap, there'd have to be comparable excellent crap, and the upper-limit of property-franchise movies doesn't raise the bar that much past Hellboy. LOTR series had lifeless action and clunky dialogue, too.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Director's Cut of first "Hellboy" is pretty great. Second "Hellboy" totally pointless, but no one but Del Toro would toss in that incredible scene of the giant plant demon/monster/god in its death throws.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

best part of 2 is the angel of death

max, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

wd take either hellboy over LOTR in a heartbeat

truff sqwad (history mayne), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

half a heartbeat

conrad, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmmmm not sure about this HB over LOTR!
you do know hell boy's made up & and LOTR's was real don't you?

Only reason i was excited about Hobbit was Del Toro would be involved, maybe it's best left unmade!

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

& and? just choose one ;-/

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

they should get jodorowsky to direct and turn it into a 10hr epic w music by pink floyd

― don cab for cutie (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 12:52 PM (3 hours ago)

Yes!

Moodles, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

kenneth branagh to direct, randall wallace to script, visual design sean bean

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:34 (thirteen years ago) link

wld take both Hellboys on TV over any one LOTR in the cinema

(NB do not watch either Hellboy on TV, they suck there)

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Peter Jackson is on!

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Huh.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

gilliam pls

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

in what amounts to a dream come true for fans of Middle Earth

All fans of Middle Earth?

postcards from the (ledge), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Pick a fan, any fan.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

he'd write a better script, that random fan

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

It is darraghmac's chance to shine.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

entire script in prose, all elvish songs to end 'john terry is a cunt' or soforth

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Figures.

Should be said that http://www.theonering.net/ makes it sound like this is all still up in the air.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I still can't read that without seeing it as The Onering, like something that oners.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahaha

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

M. Night Shmalayan's The Onering

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

ew

Opinions are a lot like assholes. You've got LOTS of BOTH of them. (HI DERE), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

And imagine the twist ending.

"Gollum was a hobbit all along!"

"Well, yeah."

*silence*

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I see onionring :-( (xxposts)

StanM, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Apparently, it'll cost 350 million Euros to film, will be in 3D and in two parts. First part in cinemas in December 2012, second part in December 2013. (was in a Belgian newspaper today, am too lazy to find english source :-) )

StanM, Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link

here you go
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni4941178/

not_goodwin, Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

thankig u

StanM, Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Simon Pegg's interview in the Observer today had him casually dropping the fact that Martin Freeman has been cast as Bilbo. Anyone heard anything about this?

A brownish area with points (chap), Sunday, 17 October 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29175

StanM, Sunday, 17 October 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Already a google image search of this dude is bringing up hobbity photoshops.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

good bilbo, i'll give them that much.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Perhaps some studio bigwig made him do it, but Pegg retracted that via Twitter.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

how will he top the lovely bones? i'd rather it be stop motion animation like 'mary and max' or 'chicken run'

keythhtyek, Monday, 18 October 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

chicken run style hobbit would be the best thing ever. especially if the hobbits were chicken hobbits.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

shouldn't think he'll be changing all that much from the billion dollar franchise that paid for his lipo tbh

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

And here come the casting announcements:

http://www.deadline.com/2010/10/peter-jackson-sets-first-names-for-the-hobbit/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 October 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Richard Armitage is a hell of an actor. amazing in the bbc version of north and south.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 22 October 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a whole bunch of crap going on down here in NZ at the mo about this project - may be moved from NZ - it's all getting a bit bizarre. This pretty much covers the situation if anyone's interested http://publicaddress.net/default,hardnews.sm

Bill E, Friday, 22 October 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah seems like the final hurdle is whether or not it actually is filmed in NZ.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 October 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

you know what? i will probably not see these cuz of the 3d. it's more expensive and gives me a headache.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Friday, 22 October 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link

i am just so damn tired of hobbitses

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:30 (thirteen years ago) link

3D movies are always released in 2D versions as well, you know!

abcfsk, Friday, 22 October 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm fine with the choice for Bilbo, wasn't Jack Black rumoured for it once? That would've been terrible!

not_goodwin, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm mainly happy for Tim. Should keep Dawn in art equipment for a while.

A brownish area with points (chap), Friday, 22 October 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha yeah, how many crayons?

not_goodwin, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

watching harry potter and half blood prince right now

jim broadbent would have made a perfect older bilbo, though i've no complaints against ian holm

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought fam was 1p3 mods only

max, Friday, 22 October 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

oops

max, Friday, 22 October 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

let it stand

max, Friday, 22 October 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link


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