macgruber movie

u must have been out of the theater when he porks the ghost of his wife??

one of many bits that was smirk-funny, not lol-worthy, mostly for going on way way too long. also the repeated gags just seemed lazy, not clever.

Yeah I just hate it when running gags run throughout a movie. Also really hate refrains and choruses in songs. So lazy.

there's more than one way to repeat a gag.

macgruber orgasms were A+++

This was the best SNL spin-off since "Hot Tub Time Machine." Note: in 2012, the cast of SNL will travel back in time and premiere the skit "Hot Tub Time Machine." The rest of history, alas, remains the same.

Didn't see this piece of ish, btw. Because it looks terrible.

hey gr8 u saw the preview which shows none of the best parts because they are unairable 4 tv

This was the best SNL spin-off since "Hot Tub Time Machine." Note: in 2012, the cast of SNL will travel back in time and premiere the skit "Hot Tub Time Machine." The rest of history, alas, remains the same.

Didn't see this piece of ish, btw. Because it looks terrible.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, June 7, 2010 8:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

congratulations

To make that joke and then gripe about macgruber looking terrible.

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lol!

not that funnie imo

does richard dean anderson appear after the credits or something? I thought he was supposed to be in this.
i have very conflicted feelings about this:

1. i am glad macgyver isn't sullied by appearing in this
2. but he's already sullied himself by appearing in pepsi macgruber ads

ah, this was alright, no great shakes though.

i really like Val Kilmer since he got fat and old.

Saw this on Thursday just to have a break in the heat. Could NOT stop laughing, from the soundtrack choices, to the car stereo jokes, to the coffee shop scene. It horrifies me that I have to be the same age as these guys, as I remember all these stupid Cannon Group/New World late 80's action shite flicks.

:D gotta see this again

THIS SHIT IS HELLA FUNNY WTF LOOOOOOL

yuip

saw it on yr recommend, thx

still die whenever i think of the abortion joke

'we actually all went to college together...'

starting tight end for the university of texas at el paso

I dunno if I posted this on ilxor.com/ILX earlier but Will Forte is very handsome. it's just that he might be like five foot two

haha i just realized i was thinking of ryan reynolds---they look exactly alike <-- One of the weirder claims ever made

But yeah, MacGruber... Jesus Christ, I laughed so much harder at this than I ever would have predicted. So many huge laughs.

SPOILERS for a great joke:

Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife?

MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.

Lt. Dixon Piper: That's really fucked up.

MacGruber: Thanks.

best joke in the movie for sure

Badly paraphrased, I'm sure, but his delivery of the punchline to this killed me:

MacGruber: "I'm gonna cut off your dick and..."
Cunth: "...and shove it in my mouth? You're like a broken record!"
MacGruber: "The only record I'm gonna break is the amount of your own dick in your mouth record."

And his sex noises were amazing.

totally buying this when its $5 at wal-mart

the only record im gonna break is the amount of your own dick in your mouth record

lol didnt see it literally 1 post above

"no, macgruber would never tip."

the look on the barista's face as wiig takes the money out of the jar.

I feel like I've seen this exact joke done somewhere else before (can't remember where), but they sell it thanks to Powers Boothe's incredible deadpan - MacGruber begging to be let back on the case, culminating in him screaming "I will suck your dick. I will fuck you. I will let you fuck me. I will fuck anything in this room; just point at an object and I'll start fucking it."

the director drinks everytime someone sez any version of macgruber on the commentary

is the commentary any good? jorma + other lonely island guys were p. funny on the hot rod commentary.

it shouldve been better, jorma had 4 beers while talking, but it nvr got that funny

<3 jorm, shoulda been snl cast member imo, funniest of the lonely island dudes

the part where hes all 'if you change yr mind' and hands her the piece of paper with 'im at the pentagon' in messy big handwriting slayed me completely

hahaha

i like everyone involved in this movie, the SNL sketches, and generally am on the same wavelength w/ a lot of you dudes re: comedies, but man this just didn't do anything for me. a few good gags, sure, but it felt kinda uneventful and not very fun overall.

Just looked up Robbie Dupree on YouTube because of this movie.

saw this over the weekend FINALLY

fucking owned

I think my wife is still somewhat annoyed that I picked this over The Adjustment Bureau but I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE

Yyyyyup. I daresay it's the best of the SNL movies, probably largely due to not being super slavish to the source material.

YOU MADE THE RIGHT CALL. xp

actually the real annoyance is probably because after she suggested TAB I started flipping through the OnDemand menu to see if there was anything else I wanted to see and when I got to Macgruber I just went "OOOH!" and pushed play

Okay, I would have been annoyed as well because things like this happen to me all of the damn time.

this movie is insane.

A shame this wasn't nominated for the action movie poll. Heads would have exploded.

This and Hot Fuzz are great action movies because knowingly ramped-up parodies of action movie OTT-ness just kinda makes for even more awesomeness. They're taking what's already there and making it one louder.

I didn't think this movie was any more over the top than Bad Boys II or The A-Team.

the other guys was better

"probably largely due to not being super slavish to the source material."

slavish to the skit, maybe, but no macguyver, no cred.
it'd be like making an ALF parody movie and ALF never shows up, and it's just Chris Kataan in a furry suit for 70 minutes.