Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

God damn it Ed now I'm gonna be staring at those two for hours

Whenever I see this thread title I sing it to the tune of 'Portland Bill'

most of these could just be replaced with the words KILL THE HUN

Who is the HUN this week?

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neoclassical gay marriage building lol. Also, the cartoon is right; only marriage sanctioned by a religious building can be legally binding, which is why we have polygamy in America and you can file your tax returns, take out a loan, etc as such.

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http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/wright0619color-.jpg

uh. kinda funny in light of today's news.

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yes, because all TG people are at heart just Jack Lemmon.

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lol black guy has it soooo easy

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Yup, that Jim Johnson story really took a hit on the campaign with most voters.

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This one drives me crazy, because people bullied him into that bullshit and now they're ridiculing him for doing it. FUCKSTICKS

Oh, that was the plan.

Some days I really hate humanity. I wish I hadn't looked at this thread again -- I was really starting to feel hopeful again.

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Is there really a slave in the first panel? I can only see a dog pulling a tubgirl.

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I thought this was something about smoking but then I read the balloon and oh wow

Why is Hillary trying to break the ice? Is the boss supposed to be Obama?

Right wingers suddenly concerned with the glass ceiling LOL A++++ WOULD READ AGAIN

Um, the GOP convention will also be full of half-delegates from FL and MI...so, um...WTFF! xxxp

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Damn, Oliphant. What the fuck happened to you?

I mean, I always thought P.O. was okay:

http://www.gumbopages.com/looka/images/oliphant20071025.png

Why does Obama look like Quark?

Some days I really hate humanity. I wish I hadn't looked at this thread again -- I was really starting to feel hopeful again.

I dunno. Sometimes I feel like these fuckheads are the last gasp of a dying movement; the twitching and thrashing of the body is violent, the gurgling pronounced, but eventually you know they're on the way out. Many of them feel like the PatriotArt guy, only with better syndication deals.

back to business:

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http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080620RZ1AP-ANWRDrill.jpg

yay more anwr. 'coz any oil potentiality that wouldn't be ready to produce for up to 7 years and, rumor has, is already sold to china, is quite worth chucking out another wildlife preserve.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080619RZ1AP-HabeasCorpses.jpg

once again, just giving people trials, you're automatically assuming they'll be found completely innocent, and can go back to their dirty hovels to plan again to kill americans and sodomize american nubile, virginal daughters. Hell, anybody ever grabbed by the authorities MUST be guilty, right? why else would they have been sold for the bounty?

meanwhile....

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so, there's drugs and corruption in mexico, then?

I frankly take a lot less umbrage with this shit than I used to.
David Brooks is consistently more mendacious and conniption-inducing than this stuff is anymore, and even ethan's bigots-for-dubya-in-christ forwards hardly get my hackles up. Brooks, though, seriously, that motherfucker is a threat to brains.

True, and dude still gets put on Newshour, doesn't he?

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^^^^
first mildly witty Day by Day ever, credit where credit is due.

Why does Obama have his eyes closed in almost every one of these cartoons?

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Leaving aside the obvious bullshit of the rest of the strip, I like how it's Justice Kennedy doing the bombing. 5 justices ruled in favor, but as we know each justice has their own side and their own role, so it can't be that any of those other 4 were doing it, oh no, only Justice Kennedy.

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Casting about for a narrative, ANY narrative, are we?

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ha HA, a book! imagine that! oh these kids today with their transistor radios and the "My Space" and rock and roll!

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ha HA, a book! imagine that! oh these kids today with their transistor radios and the "My Space" and rock and roll!

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Wait, why would madonna's name be on the inside of her dressing room door? And how'd she get Barbra Steisand's nose?

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Wait, Fidel is still in power? and, like, is he hitler or something?

thumbs-up obama has remarkable lulz tenacity, still gets me every goddamn time

thumbs up WHO??

nice freudian slip there, john dubya

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I always knew their main diet consisted of blubber.

Algore is fat lol

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If you can't stand up to this crowd, you have no business on the world stage.

hahahaha

if barack can't smack a hoe down hows he gonna lead the USA?????

PatriotArt, where the toons are so good they need _two_ captions.

Anyhoo, if you have a good idea, why not run with it twice, only with tiny changes?

From late Feb:
http://www.patriotart.com/images/02_25_08/Baaarack150.jpg
The sheep flock to nothing.

From last week:
http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_16_08/PiperObama.jpg
...and they followed him to the ends of the earth.

oops, that should be:

http://www.patriotart.com/images/02_25_08/Baaarack1.jpg

Make your own Polyphonic Spree jokes, i guess.

Pelosi caricature = Pelosi real life

And how'd she get Barbra Steisand's nose?

she became a jew

They draw Obama with scrunched up eyes cuz they're secretly scared of givin' him big ol' negro googly eyes, methinks.
That Oliphant one is VERY sad, not even a quarter step away from the Onion.

she became a jew

Yeah, I was thinking that. WTF leads someone to start adding such semetic facial features, if you will, to pop targets that one dislikes?

psychosis

I dunno exactly what's goin' on with Little Boy Obama, but it is most definitely some serious Freudian WTF-ery. Especially with Michelle.

Jesus.