Why is there no ILX celebrity sighting thread?

i saw a real (but shitty) celebrity today: jay leno. at universal studios, conan's old turf.

Was he plowing a field with his chin?

he was talking to some fawning tourists.

Keanu hangin' outside my office again, tilting back a soda can. Must have an office/people nearby.

He's just hoping you'll come out and chat him up.

seriously morbs what are you waiting for, an engraved invitation

saw john higgins

saw christopher eccleston

Toby Jones, two weeks ago on Lamb's Conduit Street.

Kathryn Bigelow at the conclusion of Marina Abramovic's "The Artist Is Present" at MOMA yesterday

The Jonas Brothers doing a meet-and-greet type thing with about 50 high school girls at the delivery entrance to the Warner Theater in DC. Viewed from my office window at 8 am this morning. Girls were totally running through traffic to try to keep up with their Escalade when they left.

They shot this crappy looking movie at the hospital I work at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Od-P_avIOo

I walked by Keri Russell on my way to lunch. Very pretty IRL!

I saw Sir Christopher Lee when I was in London.

I walked by Keri Russell on my way to lunch. Very pretty IRL!

that's surprising... she's so ugly on tv! #sarcasm

warr3n ellis of bad seeds/dirty 3 in westfield shopping centre closely followed by zaina badawi in the tube round the corner. also accidentally nicked billy braggs seat on the tube the other day, what a run!

James Murphy in front of the Ace Hotel in Portland, Oregon, last Saturday.

a week before the election Clegg walked by me at a distance of about 10 yards away. if only i had jonny from dead zone-esque powers things might have all been different!

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LAMB'S CONDUIT STREET?!?!

the best street name in london

also kinda sad cuz it's near gt ormond st and last time i was there i saw this terribly ill looking lil kid apparently undergoing chemo

I'm quite fond of Haunch Of Venison Yard, near where about 3 weeks ago I saw a guy who looked a whole lot like R Crumb.

There are gazillions of telly trucks over at Great Ormond Street right now because that's where they took the fox-mauled twins. No kid getting treatment is more depressing than watching patients at the neurological hospital on Queen Square having a fag in their tracksuits, while rocking an IV stand.

I live a block away from all of this but on the plus side, the pharmacy at the homeopathic hospital is a cheaper Holland and Barrett and the tiny coffee shop across from GOSH is the best in London.

And Abeno on Museum St too!

John Madden getting a cheesesteak at the Cheesesteak shop on Divisadero in San Francisco about 1/2 hour ago.

Pretty sure that was Tim Harrington I walked by in front of the Met last Wed.

this is the most boring thread on ilx

And here's another boring sighting! I saw Jarvis Cocker crossing the road in Aldeburgh, Suffolk. I followed him into a deli where he purchased some pies. Pretty exciting eh?

that ones actually pretty good tbh

harry hamlin, walkin round my hood

Also this summer I have hugged Alan Cumming, shaken the hands of Martha Wash and Michael Rother, and had Jimmy Cliff walk past me.

And here's another boring sighting! I saw Jarvis Cocker crossing the road in Aldeburgh, Suffolk. I followed him into a deli where he purchased some pies. Pretty exciting eh?

― there are so few places i can wear my jester costume (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, August 12, 2010 5:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What kind of pies? I need to know. JK. That is a good one. I would probably have died a swift fangirl death if I saw him out in public tbh.

Joek or no, I was interested too. I'm not sure what precise pies he had - he was having a discussion with this other person about how many they had to feed and I felt a little rude trying to eavesdrop, also I had my son standing next to me saying "tell him you prefer the Shatner version of Common People" so I was trying to sush him, but they were from this delicious range - http://www.pieminister.co.uk

I was rather trying to think of something to say to him that didn't sound too much of a cliche and which he might have appreciated. And about ten minutes after he had gone I suddenly remembered this...

http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/main/w-vh/w-visits/w-events-sounds/

I bet no-one asks him about that. I would have looked super cool.

He is generally very kind to people who approach him - even if they're drunks in Soho at 2am.

Esp. if they come bearing pies

I had to mediate an art talk between Jarv and one other at the Tate; afterwards the Talks woman took all of us to dinner. We decided to carry on afterward and made our way to Dean Street from the restaurant in Lexington Street and Jarvis was apprehended so often it was like watching a politician making his way down a rope line...entirely filled with drunks. We didn't want a posher version of same so we swerved the Groucho for Jerry's Theatre Bar and a Bontempi organ where Jarvis wound up leading the room's singalong to Andy Williams tracks.

also I had my son standing next to me saying "tell him you prefer the Shatner version of Common People

lol

suzy that is a great story

Still the only celebrity I've ever seen is Joan Cusak. Where are they all at??????

David J standing next to us on the floor of Lady Gaga's show at Staples Center.

Shooting fish in a barrel Edinburgh festival sighting section; Arthur Smith, Matt Green, Al Murray, Lucy Porter, Richard Herring. Not all together. My sister claimed to have seen Annie Lennox, who I missed.

i don't know at least half of the celbrities on this thread

At a wedding that Ann Curry is attending

Omg!i totally have a crush on her. She is dancing so cuet!

i don't know at least half of the celbrities on this thread

― Zeno, Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:49 PM

Sometimes I don't know either. Like, who the fuck is David J?

I think he's Steve J's brother?

Sometimes I don't know either. Like, who the fuck is David J?

Member of Bauhaus/Love & Rockets

Gilbert and George, artists, at Notting Hill Gate on Saturday afternoon.

justin long at a local gourmet joint. i was waiting outside for my food and he came out and said hi to me before i even recognized him. guess he was anticipating me saying hi to him and wanted to get it over with? or he's just a friendly dude.

who the fuck is justin long

oohhh ok i am smitten

A likable, boyish-looking actor with thick eyebrows and a friendly smile, Justin Long is a native of Connecticut.