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I work with a person with the last name Fartass. I think it's pronounced far-taus or something. Whatever, it's fart-ass to me.

musicfanatic, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?pos=&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=572171

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 May 2010 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Zowie Sharples

kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/10368990.stm

kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3951187/resume

my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

Prior Job Title 2: Oral english teacher

QUEEN LATFH (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_Shocker

? (dyao), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

I think he should have gone with Urbane Shocker. Seems cooler. And more phonetically correct.

The one time I don't do the dishes, I get ebola! (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

Was looking up some Dodgers stats the other day and came across Oyster Burns.

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Thursday, 19 August 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

Don't know about more phonetically correct, JM. The presence of the middle name Jacques would suggest Urbain should be pronounced the French way, which is way closer to Urban than Urbane.

emil.y, Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

I work at a call center. A recent goody was "V1dy4 An4nth4n4n4r4y4n4n".

albino python on cocaine (corey), Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

I also like the name of the composer Vagn Holmboe. If the way I think it's pronounced is correct, it sounds like the surname of a German nobleman-turned-90s rapper.

albino python on cocaine (corey), Thursday, 19 August 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

i met someone with the last name D3wd@t

michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, 19 August 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

Dew-dat, dew-dat, dew-dew-dat-dat-dat

albino python on cocaine (corey), Thursday, 19 August 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

Pr0bal H0que

dayo, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465

Mirinda & Sam Boob, Kermit Butts

StanM, Friday, 3 September 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

Ferit Licka

tickle me lmao (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence at GHQ France, wrote in his diary that Mansfield Cumming, the first chief (or C) of the SIS was "making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University".

In October he noted that he "heard from C that the best invisible ink is semen", which did not react to the main methods of detection. Furthermore it had the advantage of being readily available.

dayo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

Sh1rley F0rehand

ljubljana, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

Guy M@nl0ve

turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

no mention so far of Ed Wood repertory player Dudley Manlove?

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

Kermit D3err

Guy B@tm@an

dude (del), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

lol my inept googleproofing

dude (del), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

Mary-Jane Budd
http://www.essex.ac.uk/psychology/department/people/budd.html

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

Marijuana Sawyer
http://www.uww.edu/advising/aaec/welcome/staff/sawyer.html

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

Mar1juana *Pepsi* Sawyer to you

ljubljana, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

Ginger Wang, lots of.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Ginger/Wang

Madchen, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

I have a friend named B@rbara who married a guy with the last name of B@rbara. She actually goes by B@rbie B@rbara. (the last name has the emphasis on the second syllable though).

turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/2biWk.png

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

My Dad went to primary school with a guy named Dempster Bogle.

disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

The village where my mum was born had a Lancelot Cronk and Primrose Lepper.

ajd, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

newcastle's first goal tonight scored by nile ranger

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

Work with a woman named Friday Valentine.

Darin, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

Fanny Fumery
http://copainsdavant.linternaute.com/membre/14322015/1336720075/fanny_fumery/

Madchen, Friday, 24 September 2010 08:44 (fifteen years ago)

Ladies and Gentlemen: Loveday Kitto

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7576730.stm

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 September 2010 08:46 (fifteen years ago)

Just got an email from one M@ury M@l@ise

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

Someone here has the surname C0ckaday, which always makes me lol.

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

R!chard Sl0cumb (think about it)

officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

Magnum Rolle (u.s. b-ball player)

who's got the (platform) 9 3/4ths? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

there is a real estate agent & i think developer who has bought up a bunch of property fronting the canal near my place named hymie blankrot. like huge posters with his name and face on them all along the waterfront

chronicles of ridically (samosa gibreel), Sunday, 3 October 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

P3ppy B0nocore

http://www.freedomford.com/commercial-sales.htm

Multi-spectral Imogene (los blue jeans), Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

worst music genre ever

joygoat, Saturday, 16 October 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

Dr. Warren G Butt, MD

Dr. Warren Butt practices gastroenterology and internal medicine in Newark, Delaware. Dr. Butt graduated with an MD 26 years ago.

lol @ dog w/ sunglasses (Pillbox), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

M0sthigh Thankg0d (some Philadelphian)

doo doo frown :( (Stevie D), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

Sophie Maria Josephine Albina Gräfin Chotek von Chotkow und Wognin
Sergei Viktorovich Parshivlyuk
Dieumerci Mbokani Bezua
Xavier Foupa-Pokam

ilxinho (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

alain robbe-grillet ownz enough imo

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 24 April 2003 07:25 (7 years ago)

Sébastien Chikara is better, tho

ilxinho (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

Premendu Bikash Chaki

ilxinho (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

Rong Pong

lol @ dog w/ sunglasses (Pillbox), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

isabella cabbagestalk

johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/rong-dong/a/326/bba

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)


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