Hail Angelina Jolie full of grace

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Takes two to tango, and you don't want to KNOW what I think of Pitt.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

brad pitt made a sound decision based on obvious facts.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

BLURT!! NON SEQUITUR!! XPOST!! GUNS TITTIES BOND JAMES BOND

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

waht

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

He is OTM in that there is no decision to be made here, Jolie is better than Aniston who in turn was better than Paltrow. He had to trade up, to increase his public profile.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

GUNS AND TITTIES, GUNS GUNS AND TITTIES

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO DO NOT JUMP OUT AND BLAME THE SINGLE WOMAN FOR THAT SHIT. (XXXP)
totally

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Really I do not blame Jolie for any of it though if I were in her position I would A) not date Brad Pitt because he has terrible hygene and a smug face B) insist that he confront his wife and sort out that situation before engaging in any hanky panky. I judge none of them, Pitt is douchey but I have no idea what the situation was between him and Aniston and do not want to even pretend to know.

UNLESS I was drunk and then who knows what would happen!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Ally pretty OTM there, but what that says about a human being who treats relationships as currency... ugh. I feel unclean even contemplating him.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of love Paltrow, but I have no real defense.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, what a confusing way to write that, there was meant to be an asterisk next to "hanky panky" connecting that to the "UNLESS". Whoops.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

i would leave my whole family and dog behind to be with angelina jolie even if she wanted to adopt a whole truckload of migrant farm workers.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Um, do we actually *know* Pitt treats his relationships as currency?

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

argh, that was an X-post to this post:

He is OTM in that there is no decision to be made here, Jolie is better than Aniston who in turn was better than Paltrow. He had to trade up, to increase his public profile.

I do NOT in no way think of Jolie as blameless. I wouldn't do it. Ally wouldn't do it. And we're not exactly paragons of moral uptitude.

I mean, Pitt is a snivelling worm. But it's not like Jolie couldn't say "sorry, dude, you're like MARRIED!" poor little blameless woman that she is, she just couldn't control herself when faced with Pitt's manly odor.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

even if she wanted to adopt a whole truckload of migrant farm workers.

dude, that's totally what's next. she has to up the ante.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Um, for the record, my post was a sarcastic short version of nabisco's posts on this thread.

xpost oi! I am too a paragon of morality!! ;)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Um, do we actually *know* Pitt treats his relationships as currency?

How do we know ANYTHING on this thread. Go back to my first post. No, wait, that was about Gary Oldman. My second post. We are talking about perceptions of celebrity's public personnas.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Pitt doesn't look like he'd stink to me - maybe his greasy movie roles, but otherwise he looks fairly clean.

Kiefer Sutherland probably smells like alcohol, sweat and vomit.

Nicole Kidman probably never stinks.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Nicole Kidman is an android, which is why.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

You just broke N's heart.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ed Norton: too busy getting into character to shower.

xp - but a sexy android. or she was sexy before they made her an android. Something.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

omg kiefer sutherland probably smells like booze and FUNTIMES.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Nicole Kidman is an alien insect trapped in an increasingly-deteriorating human body. on her planet, they're beyond smell.

xpost with Ally!!! I totally had this typed before I saw your post.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I think Ed Norton is rather meticulous about his grooming regimen, actually.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

She used to be okay but I don't know what she has done to her face :(

I always think it is sad when celebrities who still look good just assume they NEED to get plastic surgery because they are "old." Dear Nicole Kidman and Elizabeth Hurley: STOP IT!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I assume De Niro is a bit filthy.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

if angeline jolie ever came over and drank all your beer and vomited in your bathtub I bet she would clean it up without being asked and send over a case of really nice beer the next day. I am sure of it.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

what she has done to her face=her human shell is moulting!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

one degrees of Dawson's Creek stink: Heath Ledger

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

If Winona Ryder came to your house and puked in your tub, I bet she'd leave it there and then puke in your sink too.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

and then she'd steal the sink.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

and all your bright eyes cds.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'd totally have been OK with that ten years ago.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Man, fuck Winona Ryder.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

roffles @ winona
carey otm about kiefer
i'm a bit freaked out about what jon malkovich would smell like

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Let's ask Alba, he was in a movie with him.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Just don't tell him about Nicole and the Android thing, we need him to keep getting up in the morning.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Actually he looked quite ill sitting next to Malkovich, and we reckoned he was about to puke from smelling Malkovich, so maybe we don't need to ask. Maybe I have already figured this out.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

I imagine Malkovich smelling kind of antiseptic.

also, I am starting to feel a little mean.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

C., you would leave Peter Jennings? For shame!

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

maybe we all need to just pony up and subscribe to the magazine Celebrity Smells

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe you should write that magazine, MW.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Ornaldo Bloomps smells like the sidewalk you have to walk over to get to the gay bar. This I vow to you, ILX.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Who would be the surprise celebrity stinkers? Outwardly well put-together, but up close they smell like a homeless meth addict?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Shakira looks like she truly needs to be scrubbed

so does christina aguilera. she always looks so oily.

the jolie odor rumor that i've heard (via a good source) is that she has b.o. DOWN THERE.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ornaldo Bloomps smells like the sidewalk you have to walk over to get to the gay bar.

this is a little too abstract for me.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

For some reason, I am convinced that Ciara smells like a dirty diaper.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

What does gay bar sidewalk smell like - CKOne and gel?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Billy Bob's just talking shit about his ex, Lauren.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

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