worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

never actually seen this guy do his thing

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki)

lucky you, this choad wants to be Ray Smuckles when he grows up

chopped and throwdown are the things I will rep for

oh and good eats

throwdown is cool -- chopped i can't watch cuz it's such a terrible approximation of top chef -- worst cook in america or w/e i enjoyed tho

(gf refuses to watch/enjoy ANYTHING but the food network)

I'd love your girlfriend. When I visit friends they get mad cuz all I wanna do is watch the Neelys slap each other's asses.

my roommates stopped kicking it in the living room during the day cuz food network bores the shit out of them

the neelys are fucking creepy -- i feel like they would literally give morbs a heart attack

btw guy just said "the crunch on this is crunchtastic"

the neelys are fucking creepy -- i feel like they would literally give morbs armond white a heart attack

i wonder if the people who work on this show are

a. completely self-loathing cuz guy is annoying as shit irl
b. terrifying guy disciples who wear custom arm bands
c. dudes who have the time of their lives snickering about guy behind his back

hahahaha alfred

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4025/4421327174_edf0cb44d2.jpg

http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/neely-shrimpstick3.jpg

yeah their food seems genuinely terrible

Plus, most of these cooks, forgive me, are under the mistaken impression that "dry rubbing" meat with all kinds of ominous powders will give it flavor.

(the Cuban in me marinates every meat in sour orange juice and garlic powder)

So when are you getting your cooking show dammit

I am insistent.

i wonder if the people who work on this show are

a. completely self-loathing cuz guy is annoying as shit irl
b. terrifying guy disciples who wear custom arm bands
c. dudes who have the time of their lives snickering about guy behind his back

hahahaha alfred

― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 24, 2010 10:54 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

basically guarantee you its a and c

I think you just described the type of people who work for Glenn Beck as well.

yeah. it's glenn beck's audience who are (b)

Glenn Beck's BBQ

So when are you getting your cooking show dammit

too fond of serving my product raw

So make that the angle of the show.

Alfred's Animal Appetites

lamprey and monk rats

yeah DD&D is a great show in spite of Guy's doucheness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYeeUUpPkks

went there today. tacos arabe mmmm.

last week i was enjoying my lunch at a taco truck when i saw this:

http://twitpic.com/1ph6x9

i still enjoyed my lunch, but threw up a little in my mouth.

GUY FITE HERE

ha ha ha insane clown foodie

ahaha i love when he makes a completely corny joke and then looks back at the camera like "DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE??"

http://i47.tinypic.com/k33vwp.png

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/11/dining/11Fieri.html

Mr. Fieri, with partners, runs three branches of an Italian-American pub called Johnny Garlic’s; and two hybrids of California-style sushi and Southern barbecue called Tex Wasabi’s. Johnny Garlic’s serves dishes like Cajun chicken pasta Alfredo; a signature dish at Tex Wasabi’s is found in the “gringo sushi” portion of the menu: the Jackass Roll, filled with pulled pork, avocado and French fries.

“A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed,” he said. “So I make what they do like.”

A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed

smh

good luck america

a lot of people who like pizza don't like dough, sauce, cheese, or toppings

a lot of people who like eggs don't like eggs

the Jackass Roll, filled with pulled pork, avocado and French fries.

"I've just admitted that my food is inedible except as a dare."

love sushi, hate rice

i remember the name of that place in new york now. sushi samba! where you can get themed mexican sushi and $10 cosmos.

it's brazilian

oh right, "samba"

i swear they had mole sauce though

i wouldn't doubt it. i do think they are pretty loose with their regional interpretations but it's been awhile since i ate there. i did have some good $10 drinks there tbh(no cosmo)

i used to know one of the bartenders. he moved to las vegas to serve $3 cosmos but he says the tips are bigger.

i thought what happened in vegas stayed in vegas

A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed

this is so amazing

thank u guy

I thought this revive was gonna be about pop tart sushi

actually can't hate the guy from what I read in the article, seems like he's pretty self conscious of his shtick and is just riding it out

i can think of another guy who "was pretty self conscious of his shtick" and was "just riding it out"

are you slandering guy fawkes?!?!?!

guy debord