Random Impromptu ILxers Sighting

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'fuck partner'?
'fuck friend'?
'fucky fuck fuck fuck'?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

fuckee

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

We should call dates "liaisons"!

Would you like to liase with me on this project?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

But all the things bad about the word 'date' make it a pretty accurate description of, for instance, what I went on last week or have set up for next week. I don't say this as a good thing - I was much happier for most of the 23 years I was with one woman, so not really 'dating' - but it's the way it is, and it's okay with me for the moment.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think boyfriend/girlfriend sounds silly too though I guess I use it for convenience.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

how about "all-most girlfriend, not quite sure, don't wanna tempt fate".

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

well I didn't cry in the meeting but I think I'm gonna now.

this is the first time in my life when girls (plural) have been interested in me, much less a girl (singular), and you all make fun.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

boyfriend girlfriend are damn silly terms.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

'fuck meet' is a good thing.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

When two people magically sleep together, do doves and scarves shoot out of their naughty bits?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"This is what it sounds like, when doves and scarves shoot out of their naughty bits."

*cue Prince wailing*

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, I'd wail, too. Do you know how big doves can grow?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

bigger than Momus's pee pee?

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have yet to see that. If it's thick enough for doves to come out of it, I would suggest he contact a doctor (or the Guinness Book of World Records).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

"If all goes well tonight, I'll be firing off a few rounds from my dove cannon, ifyouknowwhatImean..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

what happened to the post where i told hstencil not to pull that pity crap with us?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

dare I say the "b" word?

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

what?

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

"If all goes well tonight, I'll be firing off a few rounds from my dove cannon, ifyouknowwhatImean..."

"this is what it sounds like..."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

It sounds like Stencil has discovered the wonders of the Manhattan man shortage.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

...when sperm fly (damn you nabisco)

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Flying sperm sound like "fuck you Nabisco?" (Oh right, right, they harmonize with the gym sock...)

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

BRONGP, I have ruined an already-poor joke with my careless quoting. :(

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

a friend used to use 'bedwarmer' which i always found a tad cold

― H (Heruy), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hang on a moment: I know from ILX that NYC is packed with lovely, clever, interesting and sexy women. Now I hear there is a man shortage. When is the next flight?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

They also like a british accent, allegedly.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, I discovered that on my first visit there. I'v never been so attractive! (I notice that I could remove the 'so' from that sentence...)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, British accents...and delicious candy!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, I didn't take over sweeties to hand out to sexy young people. I'll bear it in mind next time.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 1 May 2003 10:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Martin, you could get arrested for that.

I see the ILX ph34r of the word "date" has come up again...

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 1 May 2003 11:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Um, 85 threads up -Stalker alert!!!

(The green thing is an inflatable fish with a mirror in it).

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 1 May 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Dates" are great, dates less so.

Did I mention that I haven't been anywhere except work and home (and a brief visit to the market) in 72 hours? Try and spot me, if you can!

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ooo, I can see you from up here. That's a nice ... oh, eww!!!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

A nice what? Does amateurist have too much 'junk in the trunk'?

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think I saw another ILXer while I was loitering outside the Met with Otis this past weekend. But I wasn't sure it was him and didn't say hello because of it so I'm not naming names in case he thinks I was being rude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 2 May 2003 04:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...

did i see anna near the irish bar in kings X this morning? it certainly looked like her from the back, white vest top, floaty skirt...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 13 June 2003 07:30 (twenty years ago) link

I thought I saw Chuck Eddy out of the corner of my eye in the Hoboken PATH station the other night -- Rosemary later said she spotted him in Hoboken heading towards the train, so I was right.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 June 2003 07:33 (twenty years ago) link

Not me Steve. I've only shuttled between Wilsden and Crouch End today (wearing floor length denim skirt and black vest top). Who is this imposter? Burn the witch!

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 13 June 2003 17:30 (twenty years ago) link

i saw DG last night around 10pm outside liverpool st station on my way to 93 ft east, he was returning from university challenge tv thing in manchester

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 14 June 2003 09:28 (twenty years ago) link

there is pictures of rainy on a flyer for a art show that is on walls all round town, i saw several of these today

― duane, Saturday, 14 June 2003 09:37 (twenty years ago) link

i saw Gareth last night around 10pm outside liverpool st station when I was was returning from university challenge tv thing in manchester, he was on his way to 93 ft east

― DG (D_To_The_G), Saturday, 14 June 2003 09:38 (twenty years ago) link

i want more random impromptu rainy sightings on ile plz

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 14 June 2003 09:43 (twenty years ago) link

Why don't we have posters of Rainy in this country? It's not good enough!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 14 June 2003 11:03 (twenty years ago) link

It was probably Alison Goldfrapp Steve.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 16 June 2003 08:33 (twenty years ago) link

as i said it was only from the back anna, so i wasn't sure...

also why do large numbers of people who get on my bus look like people i know/have known in the past but (almost) never are? does this happen to everyone or am i some sort of freak?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 16 June 2003 11:53 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, you are always bumping into someone who looks a bit like me.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:04 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

#1. nick.k in borders on oxford street. about a month ago on a friday night, he was taking pictures

#2. last saturday, jbr and chris barrus in lit on 2nd ave, east village. but was this a co-incidence, or pre-planned? i dont actually know, it was during the fap though

#3. earlier this week, julio desouza at waterloo station when i was buying a bagel. then we were on same train as far as new cross when i got off

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 19 July 2003 09:40 (twenty years ago) link

gareth we chatted till greenwich (yes, he gets trains mixed up often).

yesterday I ran into ricky t at a book shop at islington and we chatted for a bit. I told him he was the second ILXOR i ran into that week.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 19 July 2003 11:14 (twenty years ago) link

oh yes, it was greenwich, you are right!

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 19 July 2003 11:45 (twenty years ago) link

Not really an ILXor but today me, Mary and bnw ran into Tom's friend Raj on the Coney Island boardwalk. I saw him 4 times today.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:40 (twenty years ago) link

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