TIP AND RUN PINTCOCKS OF THE SEASON
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
hey everyone today I bowled a spell of 2-0-57-0
RIP
― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
oh, was there some match? just leave me to my despair ffs
― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
never thought I'd see England winning a cricket world cup, so hurrah!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
88 all out (33.1 overs) LOL
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
India getting walloped as well! :D
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Muttiah Muralitharan reaches 800 Test wickets landmark
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link
The only this could be any better would be if Murali had gotten his 800th against an Aussie.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Pakistan going nicely. Also, check Stuart Broad's figures against Warwickshire...
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL Aussies. Broad = blimey!
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
SB- 51 & out
― Has admitted to being Irish in order to have sex (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
well done Murali obv - a true cricketing hero, fuck the naysayers
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link
800 test wickets is mind-boggling
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link
oooooo ffs pakistan
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link
but more ffs umpire
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link
shane watson is a fucking piethrower you fuckwits
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link
6-23 lol still betting on Pakistan to win this though
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link
XD at these two non-batsmen showing up numbers 8 and 9
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Broad, 8 for 52. Another bowler nipped in with a wicket, while some dunderheid got himself run out.
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Was thrilling watching Mohammad Aamer bowling the other day. Those two wickets he got straight after lunch were hairs on the back of the neck stuff. Looks like they might not fuck it up this time as well.
― GamalielRatsey, Friday, 23 July 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Was thrilling watching him bowl just now! Dude's the most exciting young cricketer on the PLANET
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, it's great isn't it? Massive grin and zooming plane celebration.
― Hide the prickforks (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link
And now Umar Gul to get walloped. Want to see Kaneria bowling now tbh
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
never, ever, ever in doubt
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Saturday, 24 July 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link
haha er, yeah...
also lol @ sky sports news broadcasting and commentating on two of the aussies players (haddin and someone else) having a wrestle in the grass for 2-3 minutes.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 24 July 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link
australia may have lost, but in defeat they had the stink of born winners - a very hard thing to achieve
just kept on refusing to die, still shooting while the mortal blood flowed from their wounds
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Saturday, 24 July 2010 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link
From the Beeb:
The 35-year-old was uncertain whether he would return to England as Australia captain in 2013 but when asked if Pakistan would beat Andrew Strauss's team in the four-Test series beginning on 29 July he said: "Let's hope so."
― Neil S, Saturday, 24 July 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I heard that, well said Ricky!
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Monday, 26 July 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link
good to know he's not in any way bitter!
― Neil S, Monday, 26 July 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Anyone watching the end of this Test between India and Oz? India 207-9, need 9 to win.
― the too encumbered madman (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link
India won by one wicket! Wow. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/shared/fds/hi/statistics/cricket/scorecards/2010/10/86064/html/scorecard.stm
124 for 8 at one stage, chasing 216
― Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Quite a display from Shane Watson to finish on the losing side. VVS is immense, averages 55 against Australia
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link
cricket has been especially crazy these past few days, culminating in the Pakistan wicketkeeper going missing before a match
― acoleuthic, Monday, 8 November 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Gayle on 331 against Sri Lanka in the Windies first innings. (559-4)
― Pork Pius V (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Hopefully Gayle will start swinging like it's a Twenty20 when he hits 400.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link
is there an ashes thread yet?
― caek, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link
there's two!
― "shrimp" on the "barbie" (haitch), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah Cricket : Graeme Swann, The Wizard In Oz! Winter 2010/11 The Ashes!
333 for Gayle, I remember when gooch hit 333 (i remember him being dropped earlier on in the innings too)
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link
thanks
― caek, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
FREE AMIR
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
*AAMER, AAMIR ETC
It'll cost you
― Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link
you think he's innocent or just sympathy for a young exciting talent who bowled no balls for $
― zvookster, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
just a kid. gave england, what, 2 or 3 runs? yeah it was in pursuit of money but he was lured into it by seniors who should have known better. let him off ffs.
the rhetoric 'cheating', 'match-fixing' etc in relation to this appals me. it was neither of these things; it was a swift buck. obviously by extension it compromises the 'spirit of the game' and threatens greater crimes, but Aamer especially has suffered enough. let him play cricket again you heartless fucks!
a final warning is the least they can do for him (and probably the other two as well, although I think the greatest of their crimes was allowing Aamer to participate in their scheme - and for this I would be reluctant as Pakistan board to ever pick them again)
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
The rozzers are involved now tho
― Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
this situation really didn't need the rozzers. they just bowled a few no-balls, wasn't like they weren't trying to win
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
i feel perspective has been jettisoned. people calling for a life-ban on aamer. wtf. cricketers have done SO much worse and come back within months!
― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm with you on this one
― Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
im not
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link
There's a turn up
― Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link