DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived Cleggeron era

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darraghmac - it's pretty hard to vote for your constituents' interests when less than half of them voted for you, as is the case for most MPs.

― ilmigliorfabbro, Friday, May 14, 2010 3:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookma

so what you're saying is, LD MPs should not be in power because they didn't get the required 55% of votes needed in their constituency

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

I'm totally ambivalent on AV, I just can't make up my mind either way, in fact i'd go as far as to say I'm 55/45 on it

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

And therefore it is not 'a Conservative government' but 'a Conservative-Liberal Democrat government'.

Simple question: would you rather have a Tory majority or a Tory-Lib Dem coalition?

so what you're saying is, LD MPs should not be in power because they didn't get the required 55% of votes needed in their constituency

Maybe we could have a system where MPs are elected in a way that roughly reflects what people vote for. Sounds novel, I know.

ilmigliorfabbro, Friday, 14 May 2010 14:24 (sixteen years ago)

Simple question: would you rather have a Tory majority or a Tory-Lib Dem coalition?

There was no Tory majority

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

well yeah the 5 years thing is bullshit, agreed.

is that really all?

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

Maybe we could have a system where MPs are elected in a way that roughly reflects what people vote for. Sounds novel, I know.

― ilmigliorfabbro, Friday, May 14, 2010 3:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

it's pretty simple: the guy who gets the most votes wins

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:26 (sixteen years ago)

Tom D - you know perfectly well any other arrangement would have led to another election within the year and a probable Tory majority.

history mayne - thanks

ilmigliorfabbro, Friday, 14 May 2010 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

"Probable" Tory majority vs. locked-on five years of Tory government

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

PR is kinda irrelevant to this discussion, I don't know why we keep going back to it.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 May 2010 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

what do you want, local PR? the MP has to be 23% liberal, 38% tory? how does this work?

xposts

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

Nick Clegg to win every election then?

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 14 May 2010 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

What we've got is not a Tory government. We'll see what happens when Parliament actually sits, but for now we can only go on the coalition agreement and on that basis what we've got is NOT a pure Tory government.

history mayne - STV in multi-MP constituencies, obviously.

ilmigliorfabbro, Friday, 14 May 2010 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

I am looking forward to Parliament, it will be a hoot

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

Parliament resuming, that is

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

Not George Clinton, then?

Mark G, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

One Nation Tory Under a Groove

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

Groove

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

:)

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

btw can one of you spell out to me the layman what exactly on a point-by-point, dumbed-down level this government will do to make Britain a worse place to live in, or indeed a more malicious player on the world stage? I already have quite some idea and you'll be telling me a lot of what I already know, but I'd like to see it all in one place

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

1. Cutting public spending rapidly on virtually everything leading to rising unemployment and declining public services.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

2. Pretending they are doing so because of the deficit when actually they are using the deficit as an excuse to cut heavily for ideological reasons.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

that's ok though, my ma's got a friend on Harley Street, treat him to a round of golf and he'll do the bunions for free

xpost

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

3. cutting benefits to all the people out of a job because of the cuts

joe, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

4. "A country where people ask not 'what am I owed?' but 'what can I give'?" which is Tory speak for "we're not going to give you any more money, get up and do it for yourself".

Matt DC, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

maybe you should have asked what they'd do that a re-elected labour wouldn't have done, and bugger 'ideological reasons' as being an important difference

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

that's ok though, I'll just get Pa to double my pocket-money xps

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

that's ok though, my ma's got a friend on Harley Street, treat him to a round of golf and he'll do the bunions for free

xpost

― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, May 14, 2010 4:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

i have no idea if this is a joke or not

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

and bugger 'ideological reasons' as being an important difference

Uh, but it is an important difference

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

no, no it's not if the actions are exactly the same

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

maybe you should have asked what they'd do that a re-elected labour wouldn't have done, and bugger 'ideological reasons' as being an important difference

Umm, it is an important difference. Labour would have decimated the public sector as well but they wouldn't have done what the Tories will do with enough time, ie use this as an opportunity to dismantle or sell off big chunks of the welfare state.

5. Pandering to the far right by pretending they can close Britain's borders after x number of immigrants have gone through per year.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

can we have number 5 please, the Alsatians need walkies

aha

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

oh, we've got an immigrant! she's awfully quiet but she does her thing around the house. forget her name.

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

actions not exactly the same tho. labour want to balance the books, which i think mutatis mutandis is fair play, though i'd like to hear more arguments about means. but the tories/LDs want to go a lot further than that.

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

6. They'll not let the Alsatians back in.

Mark G, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

by all means continue, gentlemen

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

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Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

7: Death boards

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

8: They'll steal ur bike

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

9: No menaingful regulation of The City

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

10. Don't actually give a fuck about workers

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

11. Will invade Iraq

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

11. Will invade Iraq China

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

Considering we've got, what, 0.1% growth at the moment it won't take much to tip the country back into recession, which grim as it might be will be a major lol politically.

Osbourne actually has some sensible things to say about the need to rebalance the UK economy, particularly becoming less reliant on the City and boosting manufacturing. But a) he isn't so great on how intends to achieve that and b) it's his party that presided over their destruction in the first place.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

what is there to manufacture? there is too much stuff in the world as it is. i think i shall live on a farm.

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

manufacturing?

oh dear lols

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

silicon valley farm

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

The bits about a banking levy in the coalition agreement aren't bad either, although I'm not sure what that will actually entail and whether it'll be a token gesture.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

Or if it happens at all

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

when our workforce can manufacture a perfect wrought-iron stove and serve me up a good old venison casserole, then i'll start paying attention to their wants

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

q: haven't heard about ur banking levy- is it a levy on the banks, or a levy on taxpayers for the banks?

you can guess which type we got.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)


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