"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

my girlfriend IS bea

FACE(BOOK)LIFT

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44668000/jpg/_44668913_facebooknew1_416x300.jpg

If you are getting fed up of all the vampires, booze mail and super wall posts, then help could be on the way.

HEEEEEELP! I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO IGNORE AND DELETE THINGS I HAVE NO INTEREST IN!

I would like to permanently skip the screen that wants me to invite all my friends to whatever I'm doing, though. And I would like for every dumb-ass quiz I take to not be an "application." That shit really is choking the site.

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11:41am

What's jarring here is that she's a big fundy who does missionary tours of Africa selling her crazy right-wing god to people who are trying to mind their own business.

Oh my.

S**** H**** joined the group "Proud to be English and want this great country to feel like ours again."

It's the end of the school year, so I just got a lot of invitations to things like my friends' student art shows and plays and recitals. This annoys me because not only am I not in college, I am not IN THE SAME COUNTRY, and they all know this. But noooo, facebook makes it too easy to just invite everyone.

That is indeed ridiculous. People think they're being nice/inclusive when they invite people who are abroad, but all it does is give them the shits.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE BECOME A FAN OF FUCKING ADAM SANDLER/BUTCHER'S CHOICE SAUSAGES/POL POT

HOW DO I STOP THIS

I am gonna make a secret Curvy Colombian Wife application and not invite you

you probably shouldn't be friends with Adam Sandler/Pol Pot fans in the first place

although sausages seem acceptable enough

HOW DO I STOP THIS

you can't. thanks zuckerberg!

Facebook invites are STUPID. People fucking know very well that I'm on the other side of the country BECAUSE IT SAYS SO ON MY PROFILE PAGE THAT I KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING AT BECAUSE YOU GOT OFFENDED WHEN I LIED AND SAID I WAS GOING TO BE WITH FAMILY BUT REALLY YOU KNEW I WAS AT A RAVE AND AVOIDING YOUR NEEDY ASS, WE'RE NOT A COUPLE or even not even in the same country yet they still invite you. I'd be fine with this if I ever got more than three days notice and they still expect an excuse. Wtf?
Also I've made my page extremely private, I even have a special group for former church people so that I can avoid the usual 'I prayed for you today, thats okay, god loves you' but I can still look at their pages and see that oh yeah, they are still having that affair with the church pastor. Hmm, small world.

why does fbk keep breaking down and refusing to load? it didn't use to.

dude i knew you didnt know a whole lot about computers but i didnt think you were capable of breaking facebook

http://nyu.facebook.com/feed_prefs.php

^ morons

^^ OTM

Facebook is the new programming a VCR.

Anita Bhagat Patel just joined Facebook.
You both live in Chicago. If you know Anita, perhaps you should add Anita as a friend. See more people you may know.

They can't be serious, right?

somehow 'i' ended up spamming peoples walls yesterday with some annoying advert about viagra. i didnt know that could happen on FB...

"They can't be serious, right?"

be a good neighbour.

Michaelangelo Matos became a fan of Bacon.

T**y A**********s wrote
at 10:37pm on March 1st, 2008
Busy day at work yesterday. Student did a shit under mat in front of library.

April 3
Chris doesn't really rate Singleton very much at all. In fact, he thinks that Singleton is the worst place in the entire fucking universe. It sucks balls.4:53pm

Man, people sure do like bacon!

for real

I hung out with you in The Meadow in the mid-to-late 1980's
Common Interest - Friends

lol

Has anyone else tried searching for people of the same first and last name and adding them? Such a simple concept and, if you have a distinct enough name, a rewarding experience. I just tried it today and it's like meeting your long-lost brother. (Ooh, and I'm not legally responsible for Tom Ripley experiences that come out of this.)

Someone did that to me a few weeks ago - a Texan college student and libertarian. He's not been added yet.

(I currently have 3 other pending friend requests that I'm ignoring, 2 friend suggestion requests, and 136 other requests)

"same first and last name"--like David David or Johnson Johnson or whoever?

xpost: "someone with the same full name as you"

I have 2 friend requests and 388 other requests still pending. Plz to get the message, ppl.

Why not block the apps that do the requesting?

Everyone with the same name as me = American people who still think they're Irish in some way. Fuck them.

That would involve putting some effort into it, which is more than Facebook is worth.

(I have two apps on my profile, last.fm and Flickr. The main reason I go there is to update the Flickr app)

Wow I either have no friends or no lame friends who invite me to a million applications. I have no requests pending.

I did get a o_0 message from an acquaintance I barely know who added me as a friend a while back on the instant messaging thing last night saying "you're always on fucking facebook what the fuck is wrong with you". This was o_0 for a few reasons mostly because how would they know if I always on Facebook unless they were also always on Facebook checking if I was on there, and also because I'm not always on Facebook! But I do tend to leave a tab open in Firefox with it in - I guess that must make it say I'm online 24 hours a day?

Has anyone else tried searching for people of the same first and last name and adding them?

No one has done this to me yet ;_;

April 3
Chris doesn't really rate Singleton very much at all. In fact, he thinks that Singleton is the worst place in the entire fucking universe. It sucks balls.4:53pm

It probably isn't but I hope this is the Singleton in Swansea, which I drove through yesterday. It probably did suck balls although it was hard to know for sure

there's a singleton near blackpool, too. but it wasn't that bad. i'd be slightly disappointed if it was that singleton.

Has anyone else tried searching for people of the same first and last name and adding them?

someone did this to me, aye. i added him. it was unrewarding. it does, however, mean i occasionally get updates that seem to be suggesting i've added the cocksmearing application or have joined the jim davidson fan club, which is disconcerting for half a second or so.

My bf got more than one random person with his surname going "hay add me we have same last name lol maybe u r my cuz" kind of shit. I've never had that but my surname is reasonably common. Also, I pay FB abt 0.00001% attention.

there's an entire facebook group for people who have my first name/last name combination. only 90 of the 500+ people with that name are in that group, though.

i'm a name my first born Salsa

Salsa, do you guys actually talk? Do you have anything in common?

I have a strict "eat, drink, or sleep" policy for adding Facebook friends: if we've done at least one of those three together, I'll add you, otherwise, please go bother your cousin's uncle's boss or some shit.

This also makes my celebrity friends way more impressive than yours.

b-b-but christopher biggins is my friend too

I like posting Frank and Walters videos on FB. My profile is getting too twee.

Currently not enjoying getting updates about what my ex is up to. Her recent status update was '*** ****** is happy', which sent all kinds of cogs spinning in my mind. I should probably defriend her, but I want to be actual friends with her when the bitterness has died down.

Oh, status updates, I spend too much time thinking what my current status should be. There are so many options!

I kind of liked it better when it had to start with 'is' - sometimes restrictions aid creativity.

the day I realised I could remove the is, was a beautiful day!

there are a couple on my list who still haven't realised they can remove the 'is'.