DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived Cleggeron era

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yeah sure rafa out lol carragher paul robinson is a health risk and lol terry k i'm done

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

He said: "The numbers mean that it would be impossible, even if every opposition MP united against this coalition, for the house to express its lack of confidence in it.

This is always true.

― caek, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:29 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What's also true is that the coalition could collapse and LibDem-Lab-DUP-SNP-Green-SDLP-PC-SfuckingF-whoever I've missed from the Big Rainbow still couldn't vote to dissolve parliament without a couple of dozen Tory defectors from a *minority* party.

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

Sure.

caek, Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

Common sense says that enough Tories would realise governing in minority was kinda fuckin pointless and would do the right thing in those circumstances - meaning that, like 5 year fixed terms, it's a solution to something that doesn't need fixed.

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2010/may/13/55-per-cent-coalition-rule

Guardian finally getting round to raising this 55% thing. I'm sure the rest of the media won't cover it though.

nevermind312, Thursday, 13 May 2010 18:56 (sixteen years ago)

Report on C4 news speaks of 55% as perhaps 'the first casualty' in the coalition agreement.

We'll see..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

From the comments on that Guardian story:

Parliament has no right, priviledge or power to dissolve itself. That prerogative rests with the Crown alone.

The Crown invites a Member, who commands the loyalty of the largest number of Members, to be Prime Minister. The Prime Minister in the time being appoints the Crown's Ministers. When a Prime Minister chooses to resign he so does, there is nothing that the House can do to frustrate his action. It may be that he resigns on health grounds, or because he is fed up with the job or because he has lost the confidence of the House. This latter means that the Members have given him notice that they will, in future, vote against all legislation that he proposes. This can be achieved by the House passing a vote of no-confidence in him and his government. In these circumstances he resigns, there being no point in carrying on in Office. It maybe that, when he resigns he can advise the Sovereign that another Member commands a majority of the House and could be invited to form a Government. It may be that he cannot so advise and must therefore request the dissolution of Parliament and the election of a new one.

It is difficult to see what value the Losers' Coalition Memorandum of Understanding brings. It merely expresses the intention to propose a Motion that the Parliament shall run for a full five years and that a Motion for Dissolution with less that 55% support cannot be allowed to succeed. But, hey, the House cannot dissolve Parliament, only the Queen can do that, and then only on the advice of her Prime Minister.

Face it, Cameron will remain free to ditch the Liberals when ever he chooses. What are they going to do about it when he does? Whine about it to the Voters? Sue the Tories until their eyes fall out? Take it to the European Court?

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

January 2009

But Robert Goodwill, shadow minister for Leeds, claimed that the cabinet meetings outside of London were "a bit of a gimmick".

He said: "The cost of hosting them given the increased security is something that should be borne by Labour rather than by the taxpayer.

May 2010:
Mr Cameron said he would continue the Labour tradition of holding cabinet meetings in different parts of the UK.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

shadow minister for Leeds?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

He was Shadow Minister for Roads. Was that first quote in the Guardian perchance?

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

I like the idea of every Cabinet including a Minister for Leeds.

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

The rehabilitation of Chris Langham continues.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4019/4603645741_ab50bbc25c.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

they're leading w/ 55 on newsnight

nakhchivan, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNATuw1DRs

Consensus Working Overtime (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

Ned's photo reminds me a bit of:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/3/11/1236764626916/Brian-Clough-with-the-Lee-002.jpg

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

Gotta say it was a magnanimous gesture for millionaires David Cameron and Nick Clegg to take a 5 percent pay cut. Good to know they're doing their bit.

Consensus Working Overtime (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

think i had 55 more or less right already, also david grosssman sez it was a ~conservative~ priority tho happily they got lib dem lord rentard to flail about in defence of it

amending the constitution just for this one sketchily cribbed together abortion govt.....these cunts have got nerve

nakhchivan, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

The Shadow Minister for Roads AND the Shadow Minister for Leeds. Wonder what he spent more time on?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

Nakh, it's not nerve, it's ENTITLEMENT. Cameron's in the door two seconds, under a shaky agreement, and is behaving as if he's got a giant mandate.

tweedledee and tweedledem (suzy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

A giant what now?

Consensus Working Overtime (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

A giant man date

Vision Creation Mansun (NickB), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, it's a gift of a title for the slash that's going around.

tweedledee and tweedledem (suzy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:05 (sixteen years ago)

Actually I first read that as 'as if he's got a giant manatee' and I was like oh wow...

Vision Creation Mansun (NickB), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

Gotta say it was a magnanimous gesture for millionaires David Cameron and Nick Clegg to take a 5 percent pay cut. Good to know they're doing their bit.

My first thought was it's some sort of tax dodge.

Vision Creation Mansun (NickB), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:08 (sixteen years ago)

Oh yes, it would have to be win-win for them to consider it worth doing. A person on £20K is going to be a grand out and will have no way to claw stuff back.

In about three months David Cameron will look like a giant manatee. I call four chins by August bank holiday.

tweedledee and tweedledem (suzy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

Anyone watching Question Time? Mehdi Hasan laying into the Liberal Democrats and getting some great dirty looks from Simon Hughes. Definitely no slash fiction in their future.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:14 (sixteen years ago)

I love the Daily Mirror.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/May/Week2/15631599.jpg

nevermind312, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/May/Week2/15631599.jpg

nevermind312, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

The "revolting" lead is about the 55% according to BBC News so it's very much otm. "OFFICIAL" lol.

nevermind312, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

Nakh, it's not nerve, it's ENTITLEMENT. Cameron's in the door two seconds, under a shaky agreement, and is behaving as if he's got a giant mandate.

sure, there's usually something coldly impressive about this sort of arrogation, a glint in the eye or a diminished chutzpah but this could be as stupid as it is presumptuous

that it's tory-driven does show their confidence in being able to sideline the libdems in due course, they won't be able to try for a majority but the libdems are further hamstrung

cameron's wagering that they'll be too fucking pussy to call time on it and will probably be rife with insubordination, but he only needs a small number of libdems to carry legislation and the rest can get tae fuck

the lack of any lib dems in major cabinet positions is a coup, clegg gets deputy pm (a sinecure in this instance) so he won't want any other libdems upstaging him with important jobs and cameron obliges! vince cable will linger about to no purpose then resign with his credibility shattered

there is a sense though that conservative entitlement knows no ends and they'll simply push the lib dems too far, until the humiliation is too great and they'll depose clegg&chums

then 55% may come in to play

nakhchivan, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

Could you take your coat off, love, you don't look ethnic enough
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/media/ALeqM5jQcnBQxp3Y9hTrk2KjyB48P7cjWg?size=l

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 14 May 2010 06:17 (sixteen years ago)

Nice to see Labour doing their bit to avoid the lol posho stuff you were doing upthread by having a contest likely to be between Oxford graduate David Miliband, Oxford graduate Ed Miliband, Oxford graduate Ed Balls and Cambridge graduate Andy Burnham.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Friday, 14 May 2010 07:06 (sixteen years ago)

Going to Oxbridge doesn't you make you a posho. Being posh does, obv.

Consensus Working Overtime (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 May 2010 07:19 (sixteen years ago)

(i.e. yeah fuck those toffs but let's be clear why)

Consensus Working Overtime (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 May 2010 07:19 (sixteen years ago)

Not much of a fan of Burnham's steez for example but no way does he come from money.

Consensus Working Overtime (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 May 2010 07:21 (sixteen years ago)

the milis' blood does not exactly run blue yo

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Friday, 14 May 2010 07:53 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, and it's pointless to pick on not-posh people who've been to Oxbridge. They can at least respond by saying that they totally earned their places.

tweedledee and tweedledem (suzy), Friday, 14 May 2010 08:01 (sixteen years ago)

Gotta say it was a magnanimous gesture for millionaires David Cameron and Nick Clegg to take a 5 percent pay cut. Good to know they're doing their bit.

Surely all of these dudes cockfamers have just received massive pay rises as a result of their shiny new hobag promotions and even if you take 5% off the wage for job, it's still a significant increase for the individual?

Or am i reading this wrong?

snakebite and a passable pinot noir (Upt0eleven), Friday, 14 May 2010 08:13 (sixteen years ago)

i think there is a bigger argument about the nature of the british elite and the labour movement's relationship with it. and the party should have that debate in a way that addresses the real issue, not by nose-thumbing the oxbridge types.

god a year ago i meant to do some primary research on the shared milieu of the labour contenders and the current cabinet 20+ years ago. must get round to it.

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Friday, 14 May 2010 08:27 (sixteen years ago)

how about nose-thumbing the Eton types, is that ok?

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 14 May 2010 08:52 (sixteen years ago)

not many of them in the labour party iirc, but whatever gets you through the night

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Friday, 14 May 2010 08:59 (sixteen years ago)

Not really comparable though is it?

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Friday, 14 May 2010 09:03 (sixteen years ago)

Or what Suzy said.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Friday, 14 May 2010 09:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1278266/COALITION-GOVERNMENT-The-new-politics-More-like-Brokeback-Mountain.html

^^^still got it.

Meowsy McDermott, Friday, 14 May 2010 09:21 (sixteen years ago)

too much fraser nelson on tv lately

cozen, Friday, 14 May 2010 09:32 (sixteen years ago)

He is such an odious little cunt. Genuinely the worst.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 May 2010 09:33 (sixteen years ago)

worrrrrd

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Friday, 14 May 2010 09:33 (sixteen years ago)

I mean, at least James Delingpole is regarded as a freaky outsider even by Tories. Nelson is right in the centre of the establishment.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 May 2010 09:34 (sixteen years ago)

Seumas Milne (No new era, 13 May) will no doubt be the first of many pontificating Guardian columnists and leader writers telling us who to choose as the new Labour leader. Given the Guardian's disastrous election, how about minding your own business?

David Wotherspoon

Downholland, West Lancashire

joe, Friday, 14 May 2010 10:23 (sixteen years ago)

ohh snap

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Friday, 14 May 2010 10:28 (sixteen years ago)


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