I'd have to say Lyle is my worst-case self. He looks like fun at first, but man, you don't want to be him.
Beef is... relatable, let's say.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D12052006
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I think (hope) I might grow up to be a little like Cornelius. Failing that, Ray. Failing that, Vlad.
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Much as I love all the characters, I think I would get the waiting motorcycle, from the last panel of the strip in which Ray and Beef burn down the Great Outdoor Fight grounds, as a tattoo. It is a powerful symbol of hope.
― xero, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link
cornelius = m. white/I DIED philippe = tuomas lyle = tombot nice pete = k3rry teodor = lj molly = stevie nixed t-t-t-todd = aaronhz emeril = t''t/rjg ray = hastings
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I can live with that, actually. Who's Lie Bot?
max = todd btw :D
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
lie bot = n/a
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
vlad = HEY DERE
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
chucklebot = mr que
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
ray is the best character, hands down
-- max r, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:51 (Friday, 28 September 2007 15:51)
OTM X a million. I bought his decision chart as a poster.
"Some mothers should not be turned out" - So true u_u
Roast Beef is my worst case self and Ray is my idealized self.
-- Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:55 (Friday, 28 September 2007 15:55)
Replace RB with Kyle and then you're OTM
teodor = lj
roflroflrofl
― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link
little nephew = andi
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I would actually say little nephew = jw tbh esp because of this:
http://m.assetbar.com/uua3CDHzw.gif
― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahahahahaha, i just read that one earlier today as well!
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
i love phillippe
― river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
HOLY FUCK this might be my new favourite or something, the eighth panel is some sort of holy monument
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Which ILXor is Pat?
― xero, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Closeted and uptight? Wow. I can think of some but diplomacy demands that I don't name them...
― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
"unforgivingly precise jay." Ray is wonderful with a turn of phrase.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
the eighth panel is regularly my facebook profile picture
― stevie, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://m.assetbar.com/uua9kWzHK.gif
― xero, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Ha ha ha ha ha
― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
nightlife mingus = tracer hand
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
oh shit now i see why you compared me to teodor... http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuacLfLHM
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1683/l0u1sj4gg3rqu6.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Bah LJ you are so not Rod Huggins.
― Abbott, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
omg cartilage head arc is next level
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Cartilage head is when I went from being all "um hey non-internet friends I like this comic online maybe you'd like to see one of them no okay that's alright" to "FUCKIN' RIGHT ACHEWOOD I WILL FIGHT YOU."
― en i see kay, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
that does it, i'm gonna link this shit on my f-book profile
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Daring!
― en i see kay, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link
it is the pacifist equivalent of your damascene attitude upgrade
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm ordering the two-poster set of cartilage head arc w/footnotes by Onstad, and probably some stickers.
― Abbott, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
^what dudes want for their birthday
― en i see kay, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link
A friend bought me the Ray gets stoned one linked upthread awhile back. It is framed and hung in the hallway. Most people who come by do not really understand what it is doing there.
― Clay, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link
me: Oh, I had a dream that St. Louis got nuked. So, y'know, keep an eye out. s.: Will do. me: Also a horrific dream that I met my ex in Portland, had a nice time, were going to get back together, but she decided not to, but wanted me to pretend we had, just to freak out her boyfriend. s.: Well I'm glad your dreams are being nicer to you. me: It was so bad that I realized I was dreaming but couldn't wake up, but was able to bargain with my subconscious to let me watch it take place in comic form. me: Drawn by Chris Onstad. s.: dude. that's just weird.
― en i see kay, Saturday, 29 September 2007 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link
went from being all "um hey non-internet friends I like this comic online maybe you'd like to see one of them no okay that's alright" to "FUCKIN' RIGHT ACHEWOOD I WILL FIGHT YOU."
The other day my friend went on this insane rant about how he hates the farming industry which for all the world reminded me of Pat phoning up talk radio and shouting about how barbers should be paid less. But it would have been way too long and arcane to try and explain it so I just let him go on
― DJ Mencap, Saturday, 29 September 2007 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link
IF THIS CAR'S A-ROCKIN', TWO BARBERS HAVE NO DOUBT BROKEN TO COMMIT LEWD ACTS ON EACH OTHER
― en i see kay, Saturday, 29 September 2007 10:22 (sixteen years ago) link
hey, that's Todd.
I know him.
I know Todd.
― stevie, Saturday, 29 September 2007 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man oh man have i ever been in those shoes before (yes)
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 29 September 2007 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://m.assetbar.com/uuab6HPPb.gif
October 1, 2001.
Happy sixth birthday, Achewood. You are now older than Phillipe.
― Clay, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
So true. HB AW!!
― kv_nol, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:17 (sixteen years ago) link
today's is genius, but also a little sad (ray dies! eventually...)
― stevie, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 13:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I like how Philippe's future is unceasingly bright, however.
― n/a, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 13:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Did Ray lose his ears in an accident, and get them replaced with robot ears?
― Jordan, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link
ray's robot ears: class
― max r, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I just dropped a three figure sum on merchandise o_0
― Mark C, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
(well a 2 figure sum on shirtz and a 2 figure sum on international postage)
― Mark C, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
still trying to figure out beef's look before his demise. angry ranting doorag wearing guy?
― andrew m., Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Roast Beef's future is confusing - he grows hair, then loses it? He doesn't die, just ... disappears.
― n/a, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe he shaves his head now?
― Jordan, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
That's Molly yelling at him for something, probably related to the previous panel
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link