M&M's poll

http://www.mms.com/us/about/characters/green/

Age:
Old enough to know better.
Weight:
How dare you!
Likes:
Simple candlelit dinners...in Paris.
Dislikes:
Men and women who stare.
Best Attribute:
Honey, I can't even choose. That's your job.
Appearance
Beauty of this magnitude can't be described in words.
Shortcomings:
Can sometimes be intimidating.

Pretzel are brand new, fwiw.

Coconut one is terrible. Pretty sure that when I looked at the label there wasn't even coconut listed as an ingredient.

disappointed this poll is not

* red
* yellow

etc

lol wiki

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/timeline/e71cf5e1cbe672980f9c329b9eea9003.png

amazing that blue took so long

I mean it's BLUE, it's not some weird obscure color

the day they phased out tan for blue was the day I stopped believing in God

what did they make red out of until '76? thalidomide?

In July 2009, a study showed that a dye similar to that in blue M&M's showed benefits in helping paralyzed rats to walk again.

wtf

blue m&ms are magic medicine

j0hn hates paralyzed rats y/n

blue m&ms, the only candy made from embryonic stem cells

this is america, you know that's not true

yeah, most food here is made from stem cells and used syringes

my used crank rig stir fry is legendary

http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/features_julieshealthclub/2009/07/can-blue-mms-cure-paralysis.html

omg they also turned blue

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01451/rat_1451311c.jpg

how many m&ms did they feed them, and how many m&ms would a person have to eat to get the same effects?

23 iirc

for both

oh, nm. It was an injection- boring!

i just realized how much i miss "tan"

http://www.mms.com/us/about/characters/blue/

blue = obama?

- american people elected him
- j0hn hates him
- super suave
- cures the sick

Age:

Old enough.
Weight:

Lets just say he keeps fit.
Turn-Ons:

Moonlit nights, jazz, the ladies.
Turn-Offs:

Squares, man…squares.
Best Attribute:

Confidence.
Appearance

If you're lucky, he just might make one.
Hidden Talent:

Can outfox the would-be snack fiends.

in the corner of the country club, with a cocktail, making fun of the other guys...

tan M&Ms were awesome

iatee is onto something - blue m&ms are dems for sure

--poor substitute for m&m of quality + distinction
--consensus over character
--can be bought pretty cheap
--blue m&m caucus in bed with GOP, laughing at donors

you misspelled "cock us"

xp lol

also, lol

HOLD UP i did not know of these pretzel m&ms. can i get them anywhere?

i was all ready to vote peanut but now i don't know

same but would have voted almond (<3 anything almond)

NOW WHAT ABOUT THESE PRETZEL M&Ms?

man peanut butter is good and everyhting but peanut is just... unfuckwitable

peanut m&ms are one of the all time classic candies

yeah it's kinda crazy how putting a lil peanut in there makes it 100x better

apparently there are no pretzel m&ms available to be bought in my area. legit sad now.

nearest ones are about 20 min drive away apparently :/

where is the map of where to find them?

errr facebook

oh i was just looking on the m&ms website. although it says they can't even be found 15 miles or more from me, which makes it sound like they can't be found anywhere

I just googled it and it sent me to some facebook thing where ppl are saying where they found them. lol.

i guess i have to get on facebook. thanks, ilx

http://www.m-ms.com/us/about/wheretobuy/

hahaha HS

it looks like they aren't available in nyc yet? maybe I will go to the big m&m store in times square...

a-yo we still get crispy ones over here, nyah nyah nyah

can you bring me back some

also do you still have surge?

Peanut

no but we still have orbitz

I mean < reese's pieces.

haha I totally overheard a little kid loudly talking shit about pretzel M&Ms in the supermarket aisle next to me today

"dad, look at this! they're M&Ms pretzels in them! and people actually *buy* them! it's disgusting!"

... and that little boy would grow up to become noted internet messageboard poster christoper "whiney g." weingarten

whoops that should be "M&Ms -with- pretzels" etc etc

whatever, it's a Red Wine Tuesday, I'm surprised I'm not posting on ilorax.com right now

okay guys, i finally got the pretzel M&Ms. i finished the bag in, like, two seconds and they were good, but i have to say they're no peanut.

i do feel a lot easier in mind as an M&M completist now.

I can get with that. We certainly built them up to be like sex with god on money, but I'd really just as soon eat peanut as I would pretzel.

still good

I had a Take 5 the other day and it was a much better implementation of pretzels in candy form than the M&Ms. I know it's not fair because there's no way that M&M could have squeezed all that caramel and stuff in there too, but sometimes candy ain't fair.

it was a good idea to buy the extra large bag of pretzel M&Ms at target today yep great idea mmhmm fklajdfjadlfjagnfkls;gnk;dafa;dsfdkafjls

extra large bag is really expensive for some reason

at the duane reade near me the big bags of peanut, regular and peanut butter are 3.99 whereas the pretzel is 6.29?? and they only had one left too!

regular sized bags were all the same price.

I had another pack of these today. I bet they'll do well in easter baskets if given a pastel coat.

it's nice that they brought crispy M&M's back from the dead, but did they really have to replace the pretzel ones with the crispy ones on convenience store shelves? isn't there room enough for both of them? now I can only find pretzel M&M's in big (1000+ kcal) bags, and that's way too much for me. gonna be so upset if they discontinue them entirely.

these are the thoughts that trouble me at 8:30 pm on a Sunday.

Smarties >>>>>> M&M's

also, British Smarties > Canadian Smarties, because the orange ones are actually orange flavoured instead of tasting like all the other colours

http://i1.wp.com/www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/MMs-Flavor-Vote.jpg?resize=599%2C453

There's at least a month after any trip to the US where my every third thought is "I wish you could get peanut butter m&ms in the UK"

chili nut sounds off-putting but its prob p good

Great. Another brand going down the lost Dorito's/Lay's road.

"Mmmmm! M&M Ham & Eggs!"

Have u ever heard someone say "m&m peanut" as in "can i get a bag of m&m peanut, thanks"?

y/n

n. Sounds like something an old would say.

Dear M&Ms, your white chocolate pumpkin spice variety is not good, pls try again, thx.

n

7 years of pretzel m&ms though - wow!

you'd say peanut M&Ms.

i bought and ate coffee m&ms last week but i completely forgot what they were like

A message from M&M'S. pic.twitter.com/EMucEBTd9o

— M&M'S (@mmschocolate) January 23, 2023

they are 100% doing some Super Bowl commercial bringing them all back right

yeah this is a bit

I guess they've been out for a few months, but I just discovered Honey Roasted Peanuts M&Ms. They're really good, although they won't knock regular Peanut M&Ms or Peanut Butter M&Ms off the top of my list.