xkcd vs. MATT

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coalition to me (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

goatkcd.com/

i was asked to post this by someone with no access. i have been told it is nsfw but i am doing a favor. so enjoy that everyone!

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

THANKS DOM, WE NEEDED THAT

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/infrastructures.png

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 May 2010 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

Is that supposed to be Stallman, then? Seems the xkcd fellow forgot the joek again.

Øystein, Saturday, 29 May 2010 07:20 (sixteen years ago)

the robot one above is great ... it's like a manic depressive science geek's version of "Wall-E"

Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Saturday, 29 May 2010 12:34 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/southern_half.png

xkcd, a web "comic."

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

whatever happened to jfk?

ke$ha in the rye (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

the third world?!? why, theres only ONE world!!

max, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

did he own a globe?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6m36bBHNr1qao43ho1_500.png

Arguably the worst ever.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 August 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

lol, penis-less version:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/savannah_ancestry.png

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 August 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/

Looks like somebody's gunning for some PRR action

Already WSed last summer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

PRR guy probably fucking LOVES xkcd.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 2 October 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/rooster_of_unusual_size.PNG

i lol'd

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Saturday, 2 October 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sickness.png

caek, Monday, 27 December 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

my favorite thing about xkcd is 'Megan'

http://i34.tinypic.com/2dtztee.jpg

basically he's been stalking his friend's wife for years and writes 'funny' 'comics' about it all the time

heres some cool xkcd megan fanart

http://i51.tinypic.com/vwzfoz.gif

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 27 December 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

wait what

markers, Monday, 27 December 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/2aaaqux.jpg

markers, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

basically he's been stalking his friend's wife for years and writes 'funny' 'comics' about it all the time

y'mean Randall Munroe has been stalking his friend's wife in real life? unless you have some privileged info about the guy, I dunno why you'd read the strip as autobiographical.

mitsubishi goofus (unregistered), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

Megan is a recurring character, it's an open secret that she's based on a real person and is married to his real friend, don't be thick

nngh, megan-chan... uguu~~

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lisqm87zsc1qabgb9o1_500.png

max, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

wow, i'm comparing johnny hart's b.c. favorably to something

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

makes you think xp

Neil S, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

max

caek, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

any good xkcd's recently?

caek, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

NOW NOW

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

<3

it has happened to the best of us

caek, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

IMO it's more damning to the rest of you who recognized it immediately as an XKCD thing.

jaymc, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

yeah

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

was gunning for the one max posted a month ago to end with her leaving the dude

thomp, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

whereas okay what the hell is with the one markers posted

thomp, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

ILM!*What the hell?*ancient memes

pax raggetta (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

Someone in front of me in class today was looking at XKCDs. They were just far away enough to be mostly unreadable & it was distracting, whine whine whine. Anyway, one of them ended with a character (a baby?) winking. It had a > for a winky eye and above its head was written
WIIIIIIIIINK
and goddamn it made me cranky. You can't have a comic strip where you never depict anyone's eyes but suddenly, for one strip only, make them have eyes so you can make a joke (I guess?) about wiiiiiinking. You have ruled that joke out of your existence from day one.

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Thursday, 26 May 2011 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/bookshelf.png

"yes, the problem with atlas shrugged is an issue of taste" — an idiot

caek, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

i thought mr xk was a libertarian

goole, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

i think he is, and that he sort of likes having "terrible taste" or whatever

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

but who knows, i don't even understand the last panel

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

alt text: I had a hard time with Ayn Rand because I found myself enthusiastically agreeing with the first 90% of every sentence, but getting lost at 'therefore, be a huge asshole to everyone.'

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

well there you go

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

Last panel = he is free to go about his business older and wiser, rather than being actually trapped amongst libertarian skeletons.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

so instead of rand being a secret key into understanding the real world, the setup is that someone (?) built a library (?) where if you gravitate to rand, then you are told you have bad taste (?)

metaphor getting stretched here

goole, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

needs more amontillado

wraparound shades from pharmacy (Matt P), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

his wife is dying of cancer

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i clicked over a few panels and i saw something about cancer. that's awful.

goole, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

Holy shit.

Just...keep going.

http://xkcd.com/1110/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah... wow, holy shit is right.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ the bitcoin island

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

I have no idea if there's meant to be one specific end point but I've reached an end point, and it feels just right.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

lol, I tried, but I have work to do and gave up past the pirate ship to the left

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)


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