"Communism sounds great on paper - it just doesn't work in reality!" = most tedious line of conversation EVER?

In attempting to remove capital and the feedback it provides from the system of production and distribution, communism winds up with something much less flexible, intuitive and coherent. How many widgets should the manufacturer make? The number demanded by his clients? The number he feels like? The number insisted upon by a government agency in a city thousands of miles away?

Communism sounds a lot like capitalism on paper...

z magazine has always been pretty terrible

The gathering was cool b/c of the radical ppl there, but I was really off-put by Lydia. She gave a workshop on graphic design and there were some brilliant kids in it. She basically told us that if you have a radical publication, you shouldn't make it look good, because "slickness" was anti-left or something. We tried to bring up Adbusters but she didn't seem to know what that was. They were both just really out of touch, like royalty in their own created universe, taling about smashing the state in this really cushy, sheltered place and seemingly not that open to the outside world or modern influences. Communism doesn't even sound good on paper, but it's that similar thing of imposing ideas from a sort of vacuum. There's also the issue of mediocratization, a sort of distrust of "slickness" (i.e. beauty).

urrgh - that was me

friend brought over La Chinoise tonight. lols.

scott, I was actually thinking about something similar today (mostly in terms related to my thesis). There seems to be these two contrary strands in modern Communism/anti-Capitalism, where they are espousing a populist world view, but taking a very bourgeois stance towards culture. Ie: Oh, if it's slick, that's just to appeal to the masses, which is the cynical purpose of Capitalism. (Adorno, I think, made a similar mistake when his Culture Industry critique - you can't ignore what the masses like and pretend to be populist at the same time.)

damn contenderizer owned the hell out of this thread

hey max, other commies - how's it feel living in ~*THA OWN ZONE*~

What's up with Carrot Top, mascara & 'roids: he's become some sort of mutant Dave Navarro.

isn't it more like, capitalism looks great on paper, but doesn't work in reality?

[i have not read this thread, wherein such 'observation' has probably already been made]

Coronation Street sounds great on paper, etc

Nothing "works" in reality.

capitalism looks great if you can follow the paper trail

i like this thread!

lol

people really missed the point of this fuckin thread huh

well, insofar as the original point was to get everyone to agree that challops are stupid, yes

by people i meant marcello

did he even post on here?

our "democracy" "works" really "well"

Nothing "works" in reality.

beat me to it, Hurting

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i don't sound great on paper, and i don't work in reality

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/4/1/1238588167615/G20-protests-and-security-016.jpg

communism doesnt look good on paper or in large crowds

great aesthetic tho, red is such a terrific color

who's hotter: young republicans or commies

^^^^^^ republicans tbh

CAPITALISM ISN'T WORKING

HOW ABOUT TRYING A TUBA

who's hotter: young republicans or commies

we need a hotness v tedious convo scale to really work this out

Is it me, and this is spoken from not a serious leftist by any means, but is there nothing more cringe-worthy than the "lol, communism" attitude of certain people today. I'm talking about shit like this
http://csammisrun.net/images/cparty.jpg and I've heard of people having communist themed parties and stuff like that. I can't imagine anything more frustrating for a committed leftist than this sort of reduction of a history of social theory and action to a petty, unaware, and outright not-funny punchline. This just strikes me as just extremely stupid and uncritical, especially since it's usually not attacks on communism but from left-leaning people (of the Daily Show mindset, though), like this takes "communism sounds great on paper. . ." to a different level, just communism, lol.

Not to mention displays an very complacent attitude toward capitalism as is, nullifying any marxist thought into the some of the least humour out there.

I dunno -- if you do care about the seriousness of socialism or communism as ideas, maybe you should see it as a good thing when people adopt a chuckling ancient-history stance toward some of the folks who once made it seem synonymous with mass murder, labor camps, and violent repression?

I mean, I don't want to alarm you or anything, but if people began to see Soviet or Maoist stuff as just amusing iconography and funny historical figures, that would actually be a pretty big improvement in people's favorability responses to these things

you are certainly going a long way to debunking the idea of communist sympathizers and marxists being humourless, though.

1) its not really communism as such—the "essence" of wealth redistribution & control of the means of production—thats getting lampooned & treated ironically—its "communism" specifically manifested as kitsch, i.e. propaganda & earnest soviet realism & dictator/thinker hero worship.

2) this is less about "our" collective feelings about communism specifically than it is about "our" collective feelings about "history" and "iconography"—if communism seems to be targeted more specifically its because its icons are so strong graphically/historically/etc

tbh i thought saroyan's post was going to be about how offensive it was to advertise a party with a funny picture of a mass-murdering tyrant with a party hat on.

I feel like a "communist party" would be full of bad pick-up lines about forming a "soviet union"

a specter is haunting this party--the specter of dat ass

Apparat dat chik

lets seize control of our own means of production back at my apartment

gangstas unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains. oh.

I'm gonna prole-tear that ass up

this party will repeat itself, the first time as a tragedy, the second time... as a porno!!

from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs, and baby, i need you

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.

the seas of change are certainly heaving

I realize this is about history and its icons, but they are nonetheless signifiers of an ideology, although what Marx, Stalin, the USSR, etc, point to, with the people I've encountered, is less anything about wealth, property, state control, etc. and more just an empty punchline (literally: "communism, lol").
It works both ways with people mocking say Stalin on one hand and Marx on the other. Wealth, property, repression, state control, murder, etc. never enter the equation, conveniently forgetting about the history and the thought that informs it.

Of course this isn't exclusive to communism but it having so much currency in society, and at this point in time, where these people are too young to remember the fall of the Berlin Wall, for instance (i.e. at a time where people forget the reality of history). I'm trying to not be humourless, or too agitated, since as I said I'm not so invested in leftist politics that I take it personally, I just see this as a certain brand of humour and attitude toward history and thought that's increasingly detached from reality and unaware of the gravity of say, communism's role in history, be it Marxist thought or violent tragedy. I'm also looking at this at the viewpoint of people who grew up in Soviet states or are dedicated far-leftists, as something that more than insults them but denies any right to what they have experienced and believed in.

P.S. how'd you like to get that base up in this superstructure.

yeah. well. "modernism." whatre u gonna do.

what Marx, Stalin, the USSR, etc, point to, with the people I've encountered, is less anything about wealth, property, state control, etc. and more just an empty punchline (literally: "communism, lol")

Actually w/r/t Soviet stuff, I think it's more that you now have younger adults whose memories of Soviet images are largely based around late Cold War stuff like bad 80s action movies and this seemingly Important Threat that had sort of evaporated by the time they were old enough to care -- this is a recipe for jokes, insofar as "late Soviet images," in addition to meaning historical stuff, also wind up filed in about the same mental place as the Thundercats and Alf

Kind of repeating myself here, but given that up until recently common people associated things like Stalin/the USSR with gulags, mass murder, repression, an Evil Empire, a mortal threat to our way of life, etc., surely "LOL communism" is a public-perception improvement? I mean if that had been the general attitude a few decades back, all those HUAC hearings would have more fun and hilarious for everyone involved

you know, you can't spell marx w/o M - A - X

Perhaps wise Doctor Casino will furnish us with examples of Communism having worked in practice.

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