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I have no idea how a hole this large could be left in a service as popular as Twitter, nor do I understand why it hasn't been shut yet. What I do understand, though, is that Oprah is following me right now, and receiving my DMs. So anyway, here's how it works:
1. Open the Twitter web interface (I haven't been able to get it to work in the apps I've tried)
2. Tweet "accept username", as in "accept oprah"
How to Force Anyone to Follow You on Twitter

James Mitchell, Monday, 10 May 2010 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

According to an e-mail we received this morning, the Twitter bug and ensuing 0 followers/0 following fiasco was inadvertently started by a Turkish fan of heavy metal band Accept. When this young man tweeted “Accept pwnz,” he found that the user @pwnz was suddenly following him.

http://mashable.com/2010/05/10/twitocalypse-heavy-metal/

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

awesome, shit straight imploded and then reformed

₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵釰ƒü (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Is it worth it to be on Twitter, do you think? I'm thinking of joining again, but every time I have in the past I was on there for a really short amount of time before quitting.

ksh, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:34 (sixteen years ago)

It's worth because you get stuff like this:

DAVID_LYNCH

This weekend I hope to install three red-gloved hands.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

"Worth" it? I don't think it's anything other than a fun way to kill some time, unless you're someone who needs to network with writers or comedians or fans.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

At work we see it as a business tool. Personally I find it a much nicer way of staying in touch with people casually than Facebook.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

Because it's less cluttered?

ksh, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

feministhulk HULK LOVE FOR JUDITH BUTLER WILL NOT FADE. HULK LOVE LIKE RUSHING RIVER THAT SMASH (GENDER NORMATIVE) DAMS!

gravitational anomaly (get bent), Friday, 28 May 2010 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

Surprisingly, not a fake: http://twitter.com/george_wbush

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

Following Palin, McCain, the GOP and Obama!

i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

Holy shit look at how fast his followers are coming.

i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

Name George Bush Fans?

i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

Also here:

http://imgur.com/0sXuO.png

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

Like youtube comment-level stupididty without even a video clip to watch, ugh.

dead flower :( (Pashmina), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

In response to all that:

http://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/15274046505

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

fail wale u_u

ksh, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

uh, "whale" iirc

ksh, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

uh

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/06/500x_screen_shot_2010-06-18_at_9.27.57_am.jpg

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

WARNING! This page informs on real world of crime and punishment. "If u can't stand the TWEET, get out of the TWITCHEN" Harry Truman #utpol about 18 hours ago via TwitBird iPhone Retweeted by 9 people

MarkShurtleff

slow motion hair ruffle (onimo), Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and_canada/10348685.stm

Utah firing squad death announced on Twitter

1. they still use firing squads in some states?
2. fucking distasteful

maybe it's because you're a tedious creep! (dyao), Monday, 21 June 2010 09:09 (sixteen years ago)

1. Utah stopped using firing squads but decided that as Gardner was sentenced (in 1985) before it was eliminated that he should be executed in accordance with his original sentence.
2. otm

slow motion hair ruffle (onimo), Monday, 21 June 2010 09:59 (sixteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure he got to choose his method of execution and he chose firing squad (since he was still entitled to the option).

just1n3, Monday, 21 June 2010 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

Kind of wish there was a way to track who has unfollowed you -- I need to know who thinks I'm boring!

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 21 June 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://goodbyebuddy.com

stet, Monday, 21 June 2010 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

Thank you. I was hoping there was something out there that catered to paranoid narcissists like me.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 21 June 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

"Harry Twuman" surely

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 June 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

Gardner got to request a last song to be played before he was shot. He chose Free Bird. I heard that song in a store today. Now it will always remind me of death by firing squad(whereas before it just made me want to kill myself because why still playing this?). I'm sure his victims' families enjoyed sitting through that paean to teenage angst. Back to Twitter.

soviet, Monday, 21 June 2010 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

If you are really that vain, from my experience Twunfollow works much more frequently than Goodbye Buddy.

litel, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, Australia

http://imgur.com/7ryPR.jpg

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 10:42 (sixteen years ago)

Kind of wish there was a way to track who has unfollowed you -- I need to know who thinks I'm boring!

Qwitter works OK.

Pies and Whispers (get bent), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 10:47 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OotUsvaPSg

ripecock (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 12:46 (sixteen years ago)

had to stop following Roger Ebert, I only follow a few people and he was overwhelming the rest

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Sunday, 4 July 2010 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

i deleted my account, RIP

ksh, Sunday, 4 July 2010 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

The flurry of replies to the new, apparently real @tonyblairoffice is kind of amusing. I feel sorry for whichever underpaid intern has to sort through hundreds of 'MURDERER! WAR CRIMINAL! TERRORIST!' tweets every day.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

milo i thought the idea of lists was to get around problems like that, is it not useful

iSleighBellsTellem (zvookster), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

@simonpegg seems to be pretending to be stuck in some kind of other dimension with @nickjfrost - I am quite amused.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

I only use Twitter on my phone, I dunno about lists and all that fancy stuff.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

One of the 19 that Glenn Beck is following is Muse.

http://twitter.com/glennbeck

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

Not enough lol in the world for that.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

He is the Bella to Rush's Edward.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

to his credit, he's following ROFLquiz too

markers, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

god i hate twitter

akm, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

The Iron Sheik's twitter is great.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

is this our ste?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/aug/02/kanye-west-twitter

cozen, Monday, 2 August 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)

lol at the ellie goulding love; i feel you ste!

8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 August 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

I won't be speaking to anybody else, surprisingly not everyone wants to be famous. That's all I'm saying - peace out x
about 3 hours ago via web

ste_101
steven holmes

markers, Monday, 2 August 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

Just to clarify, I mean I won't be speaking to any more press/journalists
about 3 hours ago via web

ste_101
steven holmes

markers, Monday, 2 August 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/#search?q=Oxford%20Circus

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)


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