"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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that's pretty much par for the course they -- they're going to make you do what they want, and you're not going to quit

ksh, Friday, 7 May 2010 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

i mean, this stuff's been happening since News Feed debacle 2006

ksh, Friday, 7 May 2010 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

wait until they add location functionality -- a lot of ppl will be all O_O this is so crazie!! and then ppl will just start using it anyway

ksh, Friday, 7 May 2010 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

Okay backstory to this:

I just got home for summer vacation right. And I get a friend request from this kid. Didn't know him, but he was also friends (on facebook) with my niggas from home. So I accepted. I ask my friend who this kid is and he tells me he just moved into our town, and he's a crazy motherfucker, just says whatever doens't give a fuck. My friend and I check out his activity, and hilarity ensues.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2ykawyv.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/2lc0apg.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/2hi1bbq.jpg

Cunga, Sunday, 9 May 2010 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/2qxlrfs.jpg

Cunga, Sunday, 9 May 2010 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

In case you can't read it, his comment was "WHEN YOU GONNA LET A NIGGA HIT THAT!?!!? SHOW YOU HOW A REAL MAN HANDLE HIS BUSINESS"

this followed.

http://i41.tinypic.com/oqhp5g.jpg

Cunga, Sunday, 9 May 2010 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/15a4u8.jpg

Cunga, Sunday, 9 May 2010 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

My girl and I made a pact to joint-delete our accounts the moment we hooked up. And then promptly did it. No threat of Facebook-espionage or suspicion, no getting jealous over some other person secretly messaging our significant others asking what we see in them, and everything is a mystery unless you see us in public.

Plus I get hours of my life back.

Heroin Kills (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Sunday, 9 May 2010 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

xxxxx xxxx likes I Know you hate me....I DONT GIVE A FUCKKKKKKKKKK!, INVITE IN THE GROUP THE PERSON YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH (if you are brave), i love the quiet ones...they got the most freak in 'em.... and People Who Believe In The Power Of Prayer.

Andy K, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

Okay seriously Cunga that entire series made no sense and had no payoff and was pretty offensive to boot. Can you knock that shit off please?

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:47 (sixteen years ago)

totally worth it for WHEN I SEE TITS LIKE THAT I TURN UP THE GAME, YA DIGGS

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

Eh, if I wanted to read stuff like that I'd go to 4chan or something.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:51 (sixteen years ago)

How dare you accuse me of taking this stuff from 4Chan!

A lot of people like the findings, man. But I'll move it to its own thread so you don't have to filter it out.

Cunga, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

it wasn't THAT funny, but I chuckled

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

he doesn't give a fuck and i think we should learn from him.

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

that the guy is only 16 or 17 was something else I forgot to mention.

Cunga, Friday, 14 May 2010 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

I like the 6h+ time difference between "id hit that shit from the back!" and "and from the front"

xylyl syzygy (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

had to think about it

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

how many ILX FB groups are there? i've been able to find one

my baby's got the bans (ksh), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/group.php?gid=2200160366&ref=ts

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

perfect, thanks!

my baby's got the bans (ksh), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

There's one for ILE and one for ILM, I know.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 14 May 2010 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, i've found the ILE one! i should join it now. loool @ the ILM one

my baby's got the bans (ksh), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

ILE: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2382779449

my baby's got the bans (ksh), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

if i actually interact w/ you here, you should add me btw. shouldn't be too difficult to figure out who i am

my baby's got the bans (ksh), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://youropenbook.org/

Probably merits a thread of its own for what you can turn up.

People really need to learn about those privacy settings fast.

Ranking Rupert, Saturday, 15 May 2010 10:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/GI016.png

James Mitchell, Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

great point

ksh, Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

scheduled my facebook account for deletion. Spent so much time checking it, yet so little of the updates i read were of any interest to me. A bit like ilx, lol.

Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

i do feel a bit of regret or whatever but all in all i'm glad i'm doing it.

Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

why regret?

ksh, Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7127721.ece

Movie depicts seamy life of Facebook boss

Sorkin’s screenplay suggests Parker knew Zuckerberg was driven not just by money or fame but also sexual insecurity. While he is depicted as receiving sex in bars, Parker runs the business...

Critics who have seen the draft script for the film, which is being produced by Kevin Spacey, artistic director of the Old Vic theatre in London, and directed by David Fincher, say it portrays Zuckerberg as a “borderline-autistic conniver”.

Cunga, Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

Stoked!

unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

that film is gonna own so hard imo

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

the long-suppressed story behind the facebook poke button finally revealed

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

why regret?

― ksh

sometimes people post funny links. or informative updates, cool pictures, whatever. basically i'm going to miss out on some cool stuff but it's worth it because i'll avoid wading through all the dross and wasting so much time.

Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, i hear you. the only reason i'm still on there is because, sadly enough, i'd literally lose contact w/ a bunch of ppl, probably permanently, if i were to delete my account. anyone else feel the same way?

ksh, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes people post funny links. or informative updates, cool pictures, whatever.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=40

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, i hear you. the only reason i'm still on there is because, sadly enough, i'd literally lose contact w/ a bunch of ppl, probably permanently,

The social networking site that that improves on FB but also has a way for you to easily keep or transfer a lot of your friends/contacts to their site will make a lot of money imo.

Cunga, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

The social networking site that that improves on FB but also has a way for you to easily keep or transfer a lot of your friends/contacts to their site will make a lot of money imo.

any opinions on these guys diaspora? a winningly simple concept, I think: basically, a social network where your personal content (updates, photos, etc etc) lives on your machine instead of their server, so you keep control and ownership. scheduled to launch in the autumn. from the video featured on that site, the guys involved seem driven and nerdy enough to make it work imo altho I guess aesthetics and usability issues are always going to be a concern.

p-dog, Sunday, 16 May 2010 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

biggest problem w/ Diaspora is gonna be complexity & user adoption. no one's gonna set this shit up, imo, and it will have barely any real impact

ksh, Sunday, 16 May 2010 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

facebook delex0red. Fucken thing. Never used it anyway.

Gary Sizzle (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2010 10:32 (sixteen years ago)

From youropenbook.com:

T!na Pe@rce Pissssss! Yes u shhhhhhhh!! Dont tell anyone u seen this coz if u do in 3 days u will have the worse time of your life dont anser the phone dont go to sleep and never never sing coz if u sing someone or somthink will sing back and u will then know it is your time DONT SAY I DID NOT WORM U !!!!!
1 hour ago

new ILTMI board description???

coalition in the music and we're never going to lose it (tomofthenest), Monday, 17 May 2010 11:00 (sixteen years ago)

i was amazed when i googled myself last week (after an interview, just to be sure) and all these old messages i had made on (public, i guess) groups years ago popped up. they were never googleable before. so i had to delete a ton of shit in a hurry. not cool.

rent, Monday, 17 May 2010 12:22 (sixteen years ago)

a social network where your personal content (updates, photos, etc etc) lives on your machine instead of their server

Gah, my computer's full enough as it is.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 17 May 2010 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

i was amazed when i googled myself last week (after an interview, just to be sure) and all these old messages i had made on (public, i guess) groups years ago popped up. they were never googleable before. so i had to delete a ton of shit in a hurry. not cool.

same here! getting really sick of this shit

iatee, Monday, 17 May 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

I have a very googleable name so it's esp worrying

iatee, Monday, 17 May 2010 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

luckily it seems a lot of people with my name are more famous than I am

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Monday, 17 May 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

I just get loads of shit about a town planner in Springfield, Illinois.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 17 May 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

gah this shit gets deindexed eventually if it's deleted, right?

iatee, Monday, 17 May 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)


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