Americanisms that will never, ever cross over into the UK

"oh its right here in my fanny..."

Awesome.

"hoss" ?!

Before I bother reading this, is this thread the abortion I imagine it's going to be?

It was fine until you showed up

no fighting in the US vs UK room

"Buddy" instead of "mate"!

I kind of hate "buddy," tbh.

i mean no IN-fighting

It's from Bonanza (which I actually never watched). It's the same as "buddy" or something.

where america has a 'rostrum', we have a 'podium' or a 'lectern'

What the fuck is a rostrum?

Exactly.

no fighting in the US vs UK room

No perma-grumpy sub-Charlie Brookerisms either

in nova scotia they have an excellent usage for buddy = any guy

as in: so im on the bus and buddy just walks over and pukes on my feet right!

What the fuck is a rostrum?

Sounds like a cross between a nostril and a rectum.

Ugh. Sorry. If I could undo that I would.

how common is 'grumpy' in the States as opposed to cranky's reign of terror?

"Grouchy"!

crabby

And the verb "to crab".

crabby is more feminine.

American Heritage sez "rostrum" is:
1. The curved, beaklike prow of an ancient Roman ship, especially a war galley.
2. The speaker's platform in an ancient Roman forum, which was decorated with the prows of captured enemy ships.
3. A beaklike or snoutlike projection.

crabby

The Scottish word is "crabbit"

ticked off

I don't think I've ever used "crab" as a verb, but I say "grumpy" a lot. "Cranky" seems more befitting of a baby crying over a full diaper.

NB: When I use "grumpy" it's almost always in a cute way, like "Awww, why are you so grumpy?"

"snippy"

I like that being "crabby" makes you "snippy" in your dialogue. It's a nice evocative progression.

Awww xp!

grumpypantsed

the use and difference of cranky as opposed to crank (as in joke) is interesting.

No one outside the US says "check" to mean "bill," right?

The speaker's platform in an ancient Roman forum, which was decorated with the prows of captured enemy ships.

I like this. What would Bush's podium be decorated with.

American tourists.

Only time i've ever heard "rostrum" was in The Who's "Sally Simpson"

xp

crabby => http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/a/a6/Lucyvanpelt.jpg/200px-Lucyvanpelt.jpg

has anyone mentioned "dude" yet? or do they say that in the UK?

No one outside the US says "check" to mean "bill," right?

Or even cheque!

i say dude a lot. i blame/credit certain american ilxors for this tho.

"Guess" for suppose - that prob'ly will cross over

surely it did long ago.

Did "tube" for television make it over?

Give me an example (xp)

Did "tube" for television make it over?

Years ago

saying "momentarily" instead of "in a short while" when it means "FOR a short while" already. OH WAIT.

"Tube" for television is vestigal in the US and shows only in expressions like "boobtube", as far as I can tell!

i guess that's why they all it the blues - elton john

inevitable xpost

It's a rock song! They don't count!

ok

i say it all the time and have done for at least a decade.

i see dentistry has been mentioned already...

regarding an interest in guns as a patriotic duty

i say 'guess' for suppose. i say 'douchebag'. i say 'psyched'. "write me" is the dative tense and entirely acceptable english. i have taken to saying 'season' where britishes say 'series'.

trunk or is it still called a boot?

i probably write quite a few (American) words on ILX i almost never say in REAL LIFE. because i feel like i'm writing to a fairly sophistimacated American audience on here a lot of the time and there's this urge to be accepted by them or at least thought of as not ignorant of/opposed to the differences in "their" language (i don't get annoyed by American spelling of certain words for example) esp. slang, daft as this may be. also when i say some words to people i'll say them in certain accents because it sounds lamer in my natural voice. i be weird.

i say 'guess' for suppose. i say 'douchebag'. i say 'psyched'. "write me" is the dative tense and entirely acceptable english. i have taken to saying 'season' where britishes say 'series'.

Traitor!

"Asian" to mean Chinese/Japanese

... or Korean, or whatever

ok, i never got this. in north america we call one year's worth of TV a "season" and the entire body of work a "series" (ie. lost season 1, season 2, but the SERIES is called Lost.)

What word do britishonians use for our word "series"?